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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
"I know this is what I do deserve, I always needed and deserved."
She deserves the tranch life; she needs the protections, even though she's such a strong woaman with so many aptitudes & skills!

Power leveling a bit, I've been growing cannabis/ involved in the business going on 8 years
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Just take the 5th, especially on a site riddled with glownigs & their algorithms. Jesus.

.... and there's no chance that "workshop" is going to or could be used to grow anything. There best bet would be to set up a hoop house and grow in soil.

That's what a rational dope-grower without a social presence would do; but other Kiwis also brought up some good reasons why they wouldn't; the tranch water allotment, alpacas/wind/etc tearing through the setup, physical labor, and the prying eyes of Earl. And they can't be stupid enough to not know it's a federal crime to own/carry firearms while growing dope.

Growing indoors gives them plausible deniability when it comes to the state & federal law, because they can ostensibly call it a wool-processing & storage space, and keep their plants behind the partition wall.

Hydro is very time consuming.
Not if done correctly and competently, along with a 23hr light cycle, a few other gardening tricks, and a full-time tender. Especially with starter seedlings, they could be ready by next spring.
 
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At this point I really can't tell if she really is a schizo or if this is some kind of elaborate troon roleplay

I think she's cooking some roadkill soup for Tranchers (sorry, I'm phoneposting so won't archive it now)

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Reminder to fucking archive your links because the tweets seem to be gone by now. Phoneposting is not an excuse, you only have to paste a fucking link and press a button. That's it.
ETA: The tweets are still live, but for some reason threw an error. My bad.

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Just dawned on me they must have made her clean that disgusting troon bathroom that showed up in the background of one of kevs pictures.
As well as all the other filthy scenes we've seen in photos over the last year.

EDIT: It was one of bonnie's pics,
caption with this was "lost a lot of weight recently" ....

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..... she hasn't mentioned her rats, (or cat?) since coming back from the tranch.....

Edit: was it Dahmer who collected roadkill?
Edit Edit: it was Dahmer.

And to take that strand further down the rabbit-hole; he was schizotypal, which describes her behavior pretty thoroughly.
Peculiar speech mannerisms and socially unexpected modes of dress are also characteristic. Schizotypal people may react oddly in conversations, not respond, or talk to themselves.[2] They frequently interpret situations as being strange or having unusual meaning for them; paranormal and superstitious beliefs are common. Schizotypal people usually disagree with the suggestion their thoughts and behaviour are a 'disorder', and seek medical attention for depression or anxiety instead.
 
I'll never understand this behavior pattern. How do some people not realize that when you get involved with someone who claims that every prior relationship and friendship ended because of rape or abuse, that the second your relationship sours with them, it'll likely be due to some "rape" or "abuse" you weren't privy to?

The tranchers suffer from a very strong SJW polarisation trait. 'My ideas are objectively the right ones. Anyone who disputes that is not just wrong, he has to be condemned and rejected. And our people can be trusted on their word'.

This implies that all the people who allegedly abused Alyssa are they, because when Alyssa says rape, it was rape!

But that is not going to happen to us because we are the good people so Alyssa isn't going to hurt us. Don't you understand that?

The whole idea that people can be a blend of desirable and less desirable traits is completely lost on the SJW posse.

Not if done correctly and competently, along with a 23hr light cycle, a few other gardening tricks, and a full-time tender. Especially with starter seedlings, they could be ready by next spring.

And here lies the rub. Where will they get enough power for light and heating coming winter? From the 1 or 2 generators they have (and which have to run Kevin's gaming rig as well)?
 
Damn she didn't even make it a full 24 hours before wearing out her welcome at the Tranch. She must be even more insufferable IRL than she sounds online

Reading from bottom to top is like watching a car crash in slow motion.

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Lady can't stop schizoposting with a word limit, I shudder at the babble that comes out of her mouth on a near-constant basis. I imagine she's downplaying how annoying she was, so I can hardly fathom how absolutely impossible it is to stand her.
 
How any of them took one look at her Twitter and didn’t realize she’d be the type to never stfu is beyond my understanding. I guess maybe they were comparing her to Kevin who also posts constantly but is such a shut in that he doesn’t know when people are visiting his own home.
 
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Lady can't stop schizoposting with a word limit, I shudder at the babble that comes out of her mouth on a near-constant basis. I imagine she's downplaying how annoying she was, so I can hardly fathom how absolutely impossible it is to stand her.
She's a goddamn walking personification of that wikipedia article.
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My bet is Penny was the one who did the communicating; Sky seems to much of a cuck to put Kindness in her place, and Bonnibel ain't got the nuts to put his tranny size 11s down.

Will this cause a divide, driving a wedge between them, and cause Bonnie to start acting like a petulant bitch? Or will we be seeing less of him on the Tranch, as he rushes to rescue his beau from her demons?

My vote is on the former, now that he's gotten some strange & possibly having his fill.

She'll be back, one way or another.
 
lmao so she comes over, services Bonnie, cleans their hovel, and the thanks she gets is Penny telling her to shut the fuck up and leave? :story: And what a manly response, practically cry-typing an apology for being so tragic and broken uwu!

For a group of people who don't believe in gendered socialization, this shit is practically textbook. Normally I'd feel at least a bit bad for her, but I'll file this one under "Couldn't happen to a more deserving person".

For interest's sake (Kindness thread when? she's the only orbiter who deserves one), here's the responses to her pity-posting. 🧐 Looks like we've got the full spectrum of moids, from your basic he/hims through to the she/hers - Bonnie, are you keeping an eye on your faefriend witchmate fagdyke girlboyfriend?

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This implies that all the people who allegedly abused Alyssa are they, because when Alyssa says rape, it was rape!
I was raped by FIVE HUNDRED guys! ...NINE HUNDRED TIMES!

At some point even the blindest of people should see through the insane stories people like her or Kevin spin. I think? Then again, it's a weird predicament, if their alleged backstory is true it completely explains how they're so mentally ill. But then also being so mentally ill explains why they'd come up with such an insane fake backstory.
 
I think she burned herself out. But I could be wrong since she's back to posting "BONNIE AND I 5EVER". She said she got drunk enough to admit her lone wolfness won't work, whatever that means.

I'm pretty sure she's still there, she just got a slap for being so manic.
 
Man, they're already getting sick of her? That was faster than I expected
I fully expect that someone on the Tranch reads this thread; maybe they saw a glimmer of what was headed their way, and decided to stymie things. Her 0% opsec rating & mooch-factor couldn't have impressed Penny any either, along with having a hypersexed femmoid in the mix.

Besides that, I'd laugh my ass off if they *were* planning on doing something like a grow, and she blew their cover by running her mouth.
 
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What?!? She just left a job where she's been so long she co-raised a couple of infants to childhood but she's not socialised? How not?

I'm not jumping to conclusions as to whether Penny or any other particular rancher berated her. She probably just noticed that nobody except Bonnie and perhaps Kevin took an interest in her.
 
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