Kelly Lenza / LividLipids / softbodytendermind / ass_child / photopotamus - "Radical body liberationist”, Intentionally Repulsive, Uber woke middle-aged SJW influencer wannabe, doxed her former therapist for getting WLS, ate her way to heart failure

[MagmaStalker]

I always come into these posts with two hopes:

1) Not a literal cow
2) Noods

This one failed me spectacularly on all fronts.

 

[glass_houses]

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@Reepicheep , please don't take it personally that I rated your post autistic. Because this is what this screencap is. Pure autism.

 

[JaneThough]

It could also be lice, which is pretty rampant in elementary school.

 

[chickenbutt]

It could also be lice, which is pretty rampant in elementary school.

Oh god, yes. I would have imagined Kelly would be less upset by that than discussions of obesity, but then I remembered the absolute fucking rat's nest she's allowed her kids' hair to become before. You wouldn't get lice out of that with anything less than a flamethrower, or giving the poor child the full "1993 Sinéad O'Connor" treatment.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Christ,

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this bitch is exhausting.

I'm guessing her "panic attack" (sure) was regarding the thought that somebody, somewhere, anywhere, thinks junk-fed, underexercised, diabetic kids, with a decreased life expectancy and poor self-esteem might possibly be bad.

She can

1. Change ped group, though no one is gonna go along with not weighing kids

2. Opt out of the entire health care system

3. Get off all media, social and otherwise

What doesn't trigger her? Not everything in your feed may be about you personally. Some people want help to prevent future deathfats.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

I can’t imagine not wanting to know your kids growth is normal and on the right track. I hope pediatricians aren’t buying into this crap, anywhere

 

[rocknrollmartian]

I can’t imagine not wanting to know your kids growth is normal and on the right track. I hope pediatricians aren’t buying into this crap, anywhere

I'd like to say that there's no way her kids' doctor is buying into this shit as one of the most important parts of being a pediatrician is monitoring proper growth and development, but considering that so many whackjob MDs are willing to give kids blockers and hormones like candy these days, who knows anymore.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I always come into these posts with two hopes:

1) Not a literal cow
2) Noods

This one failed me spectacularly on all fronts.

Does it have to be both? She's got noods-a-plenty and doesn't care who sees them.

 

[LonesomeDud]

So Kelly lost her mind over an email likely written by some office manager who was told to write up an email news letter?

 

[HexBawxUno]

Also, the expression Kelly is making during her “panic attack” makes me think of an Onision freakout thumbnail.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Am I the only one who deletes monthly clinic news letters? Are you supposed to read them?

 

[JaneThough]

Am I the only one who deletes monthly clinic news letters? Are you supposed to read them?

If you don’t read it, how will you know if you can milk precious victim points out of it?

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

It’s literal violence!

So Kelly lost her mind over an email likely written by some office manager who was told to write up an email news letter?

 

[Anne Hyroe]

The “other pandemic” is entitlement, Kelly.

 

[Reepicheep]

kudos to the brand for having some guts.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

kudos to the brand for having some guts.
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Look at these morons willing to risk THEIR fat futures just because one store did not go up to size 100 and had employees that were too "light skinned" for their taste. I hope they go to court over this and get their fat asses handed back to them.

 

[chickenbutt]

kudos to the brand for having some guts.
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Oh this is just hysterical.

On what grounds are they going to launch legal action, exactly?? Their size chart isn't inclusive of pachyderms? They don't make athletic wear that could fit an actual rhinoceros?

I want to see this one go to court, just to see the absolute chimpout when these butter golems are subjected to any form of cross-examination. Or you know, "microaggressions" from the opposition, like rolling their eyes or getting their neopronouns wrong. Or literally anything that doesn't immediately go their way. Would make for an amazing episode of Judge Judy.

Plus a bunch of fat useless heifers like Kelly will lose money.

 

[Moodie Beauty]

Fat Futures seems like an incredibly unlikeable group of people determined to just shit on everyone and anyone who doesn’t do what they say. I wonder why no ones paying attention to them?!

 

[Reepicheep]

this is the owner of the place theyre targeting, not hamplanet status, on the chubby side but well put together and from the fb reviews a sweet and welcoming owner, i see why their mad, she seems to have built her own successful small businesses.

 

[Guntzilla]

If Kelly was skating and couldn’t breathe well I hope to God she had the sense to rush on down to MACdonnels and calm herself.