Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Kosher Salt]

Even with Russ's own brother cautioning him it didn't sound kosher, Russ thought he was clever by demanding a photo with a sign as proof, then happily accepted a picture of a random woman with Katy's tattoo pasted on the wrong ankle.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't even a woman's leg. Looked like a dude wearing heels.

That’s not her actual name or address so I’m assuming the photo isn’t her either.

Spoiler: spoiling the joke

@Keystone

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

You've covered a lot of major stuff but there may be some details you missed that I particularly enjoy.

Have you covered him talking himself into suing Ariana Grande yet? Starting with him posting the meet and greet photo and calling it a Dream Come True until, of course, she didn't call him asking to suck him his penis and then it "looked like she wants to decapitate me." It's a fun look.

There was the time he offered to let a sex worker crash on his couch if she ever revisited the states, then went and bought a shitty loveseat off Craigslist. Then when she went too long without responding and promising to be his sex slave he started shitting up her Instagram comments saying no one else cared about her only to be BTFO by another SWer.

I don't remember if you covered the Katy Perry thing but that was pretty great, even if the guy behind it got too greedy in the end and had to be banned from the forum. Russ sent a lewd (which I will spare your eyeballs from) after being set an obviously fake neck-down photo of a model with one of Perry's tattoos photoshopped on. It gave us the glorious "I DON'T UNDERSTAND!" video

Spoiler: Warning: Russell's blithering maw

We also have transcripts of his emails where, when he was told that another disabled fan might attend the totally real meet and greet, he got angry.

When he tried to sue Taylor Swift he kept failing to serve her properly despite the judge explaining the process to him about a dozen times. And when he updated his original song "I Get You, Taylor Swift" to "I DON'T Get You, Taylor Swift" he made a cover image where he even fucked up making a poster board sign that made sense:

If you end up viewing any of @The Great Citracett 's vids, you should know that the Morgan Freeman owl is a reference from his book, where he has a vision of an owl urging him to sue Swift in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

He likes to refer to Obama as "The Chocolate in Chief" and has spewed plenty other hilariously racist shit like calling black men "saggy pantsed thugs" and his song about Ariana Grande having dated black men before being called something like "Safari Ride" or some shit.

Oh, and according to a woman who went to school with him, he'd stalk her hot roommate so she ended up paying off a homeless guy with muffins to keep him away.

He has claimed that breastfeeding and feminism should be illegal since prostitution is.

He got angry about his (adopted) sister getting engaged and later said to Erika that she shouldn't have gotten married when she did. He also didn't go to her wedding or the reception because he couldn't get someone to drive 3 hours out of their way to give him a ride. Not sure if he offered handjobs for that but it's possible.

He created a false letter of support from Dennis Hof for one of his hooker lawsuits. One of the things he has accused Kiwi Orchards of is causing all the computers at his then-workplace to flicker, short-circuit, and die. He's also claimed that his friends were fire-bombed and his sister's car was covered in shit. He also had one of his totally true tales of Swifties trying to kill him picked up by a creepy pasta channel, or tried to.

He also liked following and harassing literally any female person who walked into the Wal-Mart he worked at. And got kicked out of a gym for following a female patron to the locker room.

This one isn't funny, but it is infuriating. He read a story about Swift meeting a little girl who had gotten 3rd and 2nd degree burns all over her body after a freak camping accident. The girl had to go through about a year of excruciating medical procedures just to stay alive. So Swift visited her. When the girl's mom or aunt went into the comments to say how thankful she was, Russell responded to her, admonishing her for thanking Swift because it "rubs salt in [his] wounds" and "you can't imagine the Hell I've been through" due to his lawsuits. Keep in mind the article he was responding to went into detail about how much this poor kid had suffered.

He also trash talked the little girls who made 1989 paper cranes as a tribute to Taylor's mom after her cancer diagnosis.

Back to funny stuff: that suit he never shuts up about that he is so proud of? It was the suit he was given for his Mormon Mission when he was 18.

He got blacklisted by some other SWers when he was hitting them up on twitter. There was another potential client that Russ tried to do his "SHE'S TAKEN!" act with by saying the dude shouldn't hire sex workers since he was a father. And he got dragged to Hell and back by the SWers for that before being blocked.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Okay, after reading the Second Supplemental Memorandum Brief, in which he whines that Meany Heads Kiwi Farms are picking on him--AGAIN--I really have to ask the legalfags:

Would any judge even consider these supplements to be germane to the case? Isn't the suit about copyright infringement? It just seems so insane to me that someone from the court hasn't wised this guy up as the fact that he is wasting EVERYONE'S time and resources with this bullshit.

Is this supposed to be some sort of proof of something? It implies that he wants the judges to know they'd better be on their best behavior and not be accepting the usual bribe to stick it to the disabled guy.

"No disabled people will ever be allowed to succeed." He really believes that shit. What an ultramaroon.

 

[badboy2000]

You've covered a lot of major stuff but there may be some details you missed that I particularly enjoy.

Have you covered him talking himself into suing Ariana Grande yet? Starting with him posting the meet and greet photo and calling it a Dream Come True until, of course, she didn't call him asking to suck him his penis and then it "looked like she wants to decapitate me." It's a fun look.

There was the time he offered to let a sex worker crash on his couch if she ever revisited the states, then went and bought a shitty loveseat off Craigslist. Then when she went too long without responding and promising to be his sex slave he started shitting up her Instagram comments saying no one else cared about her only to be BTFO by another SWer.

I don't remember if you covered the Katy Perry thing but that was pretty great, even if the guy behind it got too greedy in the end and had to be banned from the forum. Russ sent a lewd (which I will spare your eyeballs from) after being set an obviously fake neck-down photo of a model with one of Perry's tattoos photoshopped on. It gave us the glorious "I DON'T UNDERSTAND!" video

Spoiler: Warning: Russell's blithering maw

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We also have transcripts of his emails where, when he was told that another disabled fan might attend the totally real meet and greet, he got angry.

When he tried to sue Taylor Swift he kept failing to serve her properly despite the judge explaining the process to him about a dozen times. And when he updated his original song "I Get You, Taylor Swift" to "I DON'T Get You, Taylor Swift" he made a cover image where he even fucked up making a poster board sign that made sense:

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If you end up viewing any of @The Great Citracett 's vids, you should know that the Morgan Freeman owl is a reference from his book, where he has a vision of an owl urging him to sue Swift in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

He likes to refer to Obama as "The Chocolate in Chief" and has spewed plenty other hilariously racist shit like calling black men "saggy pantsed thugs" and his song about Ariana Grande having dated black men before being called something like "Safari Ride" or some shit.

Oh, and according to a woman who went to school with him, he'd stalk her hot roommate so she ended up paying off a homeless guy with muffins to keep him away.

He has claimed that breastfeeding and feminism should be illegal since prostitution is.

He got angry about his (adopted) sister getting engaged and later said to Erika that she shouldn't have gotten married when she did. He also didn't go to her wedding or the reception because he couldn't get someone to drive 3 hours out of their way to give him a ride. Not sure if he offered handjobs for that but it's possible.

He created a false letter of support from Dennis Hof for one of his hooker lawsuits. One of the things he has accused Kiwi Orchards of is causing all the computers at his then-workplace to flicker, short-circuit, and die. He's also claimed that his friends were fire-bombed and his sister's car was covered in shit. He also had one of his totally true tales of Swifties trying to kill him picked up by a creepy pasta channel, or tried to.

He also liked following and harassing literally any female person who walked into the Wal-Mart he worked at. And got kicked out of a gym for following a female patron to the locker room.

This one isn't funny, but it is infuriating. He read a story about Swift meeting a little girl who had gotten 3rd and 2nd degree burns all over her body after a freak camping accident. The girl had to go through about a year of excruciating medical procedures just to stay alive. So Swift visited her. When the girl's mom or aunt went into the comments to say how thankful she was, Russell responded to her, admonishing her for thanking Swift because it "rubs salt in [his] wounds" and "you can't imagine the Hell I've been through" due to his lawsuits. Keep in mind the article he was responding to went into detail about how much this poor kid had suffered.

He also trash talked the little girls who made 1989 paper cranes as a tribute to Taylor's mom after her cancer diagnosis.

Back to funny stuff: that suit he never shuts up about that he is so proud of? It was the suit he was given for his Mormon Mission when he was 18.

He got blacklisted by some other SWers when he was hitting them up on twitter. There was another potential client that Russ tried to do his "SHE'S TAKEN!" act with by saying the dude shouldn't hire sex workers since he was a father. And he got dragged to Hell and back by the SWers for that before being blocked.

Also, there's his old Twitter from when he was totally opening a brothel in SLC.

 

[ajax]

The thing I love most about Greer's legal documents is he legitimately seems to think we all act as Kiwifarms agents of Josh, as if he's a cult leader that gives us orders to execute. Kind of schizo thinking.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

The thing I love most about Greer's legal documents is he legitimately seems to think we all act as Kiwifarms agents of Josh, as if he's a cult leader that gives us orders to execute. Kind of schizo thinking.

Good agent Ajax keep denying it. That's extra shekels from the errverlord in your bank account. We can't let them know we actually are the autistic Illuminati and are hell bent on ruing the life of a man from Utah. For no real reason besides that its funny.

 

[Meat Target]

The thing I love most about Greer's legal documents is he legitimately seems to think we all act as Kiwifarms agents of Josh, as if he's a cult leader that gives us orders to execute. Kind of schizo thinking.

Sacrifice unto Jersh, or be sacrificed unto Jersh, infidel.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

I also left out him trying to join the campaigns of both Tulsi Gabbard and AOC. Yes, AOC's congressional campaign. For the 14th district. Of New York. While living in Utah. I believe he said some shit about a possible lawsuit then, too because he was angry he didn't get a personal email from her. Oh, and he sent a copy of his book to Trump and got angry when Trump didn't legalize prostitution and make laws to force pop stars to suck him his penis a week after he mailed it.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Okay, after reading the Second Supplemental Memorandum Brief, in which he whines that Meany Heads Kiwi Farms are picking on him--AGAIN--I really have to ask the legalfags:

Would any judge even consider these supplements to be germane to the case? Isn't the suit about copyright infringement? It just seems so insane to me that someone from the court hasn't wised this guy up as the fact that he is wasting EVERYONE'S time and resources with this bullshit.

Is this supposed to be some sort of proof of something? It implies that he wants the judges to know they'd better be on their best behavior and not be accepting the usual bribe to stick it to the disabled guy.

"No disabled people will ever be allowed to succeed." He really believes that shit. What an ultramaroon.

The judge will deny his request to submit extra filings, and then rule on his original lawsuit. The only part of that lawsuit which he has a chance on is the copyright part.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Okay, after reading the Second Supplemental Memorandum Brief, in which he whines that Meany Heads Kiwi Farms are picking on him--AGAIN--I really have to ask the legalfags:

Would any judge even consider these supplements to be germane to the case? Isn't the suit about copyright infringement? It just seems so insane to me that someone from the court hasn't wised this guy up as the fact that he is wasting EVERYONE'S time and resources with this bullshit.

Is this supposed to be some sort of proof of something? It implies that he wants the judges to know they'd better be on their best behavior and not be accepting the usual bribe to stick it to the disabled guy.

"No disabled people will ever be allowed to succeed." He really believes that shit. What an ultramaroon.

Nothing whatsoever to do with the copyright claim, but he's also listed claims of "electronic communications harassment," "false light," "defamation," and "defamation by implication."

He's absolutely wasting his time by harping on those instead of the copyright stuff though.

 

[Vermilion]

The best thing to give a hooker is just more cash

This is also my family's preferred method of gift giving.

 

[thismanlies]

The thing I love most about Greer's legal documents is he legitimately seems to think we all act as Kiwifarms agents of Josh, as if he's a cult leader that gives us orders to execute. Kind of schizo thinking.

What’s even better is he’s asking the judge to repeal Section 230 just so he can treat us like Null’s agents.

 

[StinkySnack]

Nothing whatsoever to do with the copyright claim, but he's also listed claims of "electronic communications harassment," "false light," "defamation," and "defamation by implication."

He's absolutely wasting his time by harping on those instead of the copyright stuff though.

Because he doesn’t care about the copyright at all. He’s only using it as a vehicle to air his complaints about “Kiwifarms harassers”.

For him, this isn’t about getting his song taken down. It’s purely about getting Kiwifarms taken down.

 

[Keystone]

I'm pretty sure it wasn't even a woman's leg. Looked like a dude wearing heels.

Spoiler: spoiling the joke

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@Keystone

Ha, I never saw that one before. That chick is a legitimately decent shitposter.

I'm on page 3094, there's 3110. I've been reading this thread for the last 8 hours on and off as work stuff comes up.

You step away for a couple of days and BOOM, insanity reaches level 10 and trauma lumps need tending.

That's the deceptive thing about Russell -- his face doesn't move, but his thread moves at plaid-speed when you least expect it.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Because he doesn’t care about the copyright at all. He’s only using it as a vehicle to air his complaints about “Kiwifarms harassers”.

For him, this isn’t about getting his song taken down. It’s purely about getting Kiwifarms taken down.

He absolutely wants to be a successful activist. He’s going for either “making it easier to get my peen sucked” or “stopping people laughing at my stupidity”.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

@my lovely trauma lumps (replies aren't working properly)

Punters love shit like giving us books that they think we'll enjoy reading, cause they think that the "wow I just love having sex with old men" persona is real and that we share our actual interests with them. Books are one of my most hated because they always expect you to actually read it so they can ask you about it at the next booking. Makes me feel like, cheers mate, as if it wasn't enough to pretend to like you as a person for an hour, now you've assigned me homework too??

I assume you make an exception for literary masterpieces like "Why I Sued Taylor Swift" and "Why I'm Making It Legal for Your 18 Year Old Daughter to Get In Bed with a Complete Stranger for Only 500 Bucks: A Short Essay from a Pro Se Litigant who is Challenging the Utah Brothel Bans."

Also, there's his old Twitter from when he was totally opening a brothel in SLC.

My Christ, there are so many unfortunately quotable lines on this Twitter.

"I am a Casanova and a 25 year old paralegal hunk! "
"I am the best ever."
"Btw im 24, paralegal, and just plain awesome. I will be handing out roses to girls even if I don't party with you"

Some words of wisdom: "You are stronger than you seem, braver than you believe, and are smarter than you think! Please remember that. "

There are a few unexpected, direct references to violence: "Hopefully that neighbor doesn't wander onto my property. Guns will be cocked. " I don't recall Russell making quasi-threats like this anytime recently.

There are also a few exhortations for people to commit suicide: "#Anonymous needs 2 get a life or they need 2 end theirs. "; (in reference to a police officer mentioned in a new story): "I have a game for the ex-officer. This is how you play it: get on your knees, put a shotgun in your mouth, and boom. #Savetaxmoney"

He also refers to an (unpublished?) opinion article titled "Russ Not John: A Story About Escorts, Hookers, and Brothels from the Eyes of A Disabled Man."

This is all from around 2016. Russell seems a lot more optimistic and outgoing in these tweets than he does now.

 

[Empyrea]

As we walk down memory lane, I just wanted to remind everyone of this. Because "The state is controlling my destiny and my penis" is the best thing Russel ever said.



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[Constellationzero]

@my lovely trauma lumps --Welcome to the farms! I'm an Amerifag in Britbong face. You're quite the comedian and doing the Lord thy God's work putting the greasy gourd on blast.

There was the time he offered to let a sex worker crash on his couch if she ever revisited the states, then went and bought a shitty loveseat off Craigslist. Then when she went too long without responding and promising to be his sex slave he started shitting up her Instagram comments saying no one else cared about her only to be BTFO by another SWer.

He purchased a "Couch" on Amazon. And like the mong he is, didn't check the actual description and received a couch cover. And the "Couch" he did purchase (probably from Savers or Goodwill) is a loveseat with stains--very romantic and great for stretching out and catching up on your Zs.

Because he doesn’t care about the copyright at all. He’s only using it as a vehicle to air his complaints about “Kiwifarms harassers”.

For him, this isn’t about getting his song taken down. It’s purely about getting Kiwifarms taken down.

Which is why, even when Mr. Skordas and Josh mentioned it, he doesn't go to da Google. Da Google put his stuff up.

He absolutely wants to be a successful activist. He’s going for either “making it easier to get my peen sucked” or “stopping people laughing at my stupidity”.

I've been wondering for a while how long it'll be before he bestows that title on himself. I'm still actually shocked he hasn't tried tacking Esq. on some of his wooing words to thots.

 

[MelloYello]

Alright lads, you win, I've come to say hi because this has been the funniest week of my life and it seems rude of me to at least not pop in to thank everyone for the encouraging comments and messages. Do I need to tweet something or message someone to verify it's me?

Well, the "Girl on the internet" verification process is the same as it's always been:

I'm well aware that I'm a degenerate mentally ill weirdo who cyberbullies disabled men on the Internet for entertainment

That sounds about right for the average forum user...
though I'm fairly confident that any degeneracy and mental illness you've personally encountered is going to pale in comparison to the people and stories you'll find here.

in the meantime it would be hugely appreciated if anyone could draw my attention to anything particularly interesting or funny that Russell has done that I haven't shared on twitter yet

Are you aware of the "suck me my penis" story?
Russell wasn't content with merely going through his embarrassing sexual encounters, he also documented them for our reading pleasure.

 

[Space Cooter]

3 of my favorite Russ moments:

-allegedly bringing a 6 inch hdmi cable court and thus not being able to show his slam dunk evidence.
-showing up to court with his documents, pens, etc in an old plastic grocery store bag
-nipplelesswomans story of how they bribed a homeless guy to scare Russ away because he was harassing her roommate