Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

That's a bit different. He has to file a motion under rule 54 for attorney's fees. He was asking fees for the one frivolous filing, as opposed to the entire case.

Ah. Well, under Rule 54, Skordas still has the option to pursue fees, so we should probably begin Venmoing dollars to the judge, just in case.

 

[my lovely trauma lumps]

I know the thread is huge and long, but you should take some time and read through it, or at least go to the OP and do the highlight thing.

For sure! I skimmed through the OP and highlights/greatest hits when I found the thread, but there's just so much info that I've already forgotten half of it haha. One of the first things I read was all the Katy Perry emails and somehow I'd completely neglected to post that, I do need to just sit down and go through it all methodically.
I've got the thread index post and a load of posts from earlier bookmarked and will be going through that at some point this week when I've got a few hours to compile the best bits!

Edit to avoid double post sorry I've fucked up the quotes because I'm a cunt on mobile, let the dumb ratings rain

- Don't worry, even if Russ does try and sue you in the High Courts, like every single other aspect of his life, he will fail miserably and we will all sit back and enjoy the content and laugh at him -

Let's just say I have some personal experience with defamation cases and have complete confidence that there isn't any way Russ would even get it to court, even if he actually bothered paying a proper solicitor instead of slamming his chin on a keyboard for 45 minutes

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Ah. Well, under Rule 54, Skordas still has the option to pursue fees,

Definitely. I hope he does.

so we should probably begin Venmoing dollars to the judge, just in case.

Maybe to the appeals court judges too? Just in case? You can never have too many bribed officials.

 

[moocow]

So what does that make it, Skordas 4 Russell 0?

Motherfucker's going for a record, scalping the same imbecile four times in a row. Hell, ol' slurpy is going for a record of his own, losing four in a row against Skordas. Naturally this won't help his belief that Skordas is "out to get him." Of course, Skordas must be smirking so hard right now.

I wonder what the record for that actually is -- most court cases lost to the same counsel, most wins against a specific litigant by the same counsel, etc. It's probably much higher than 4, but just imagine the pent-up rage whoever holds that dubious distinction must be feeling. I'm sure Russ would sympathize, if only he were capable.

Oh man I can't wait for Rackets to stream this.

Ah yes, a three-hour livestream in which he rambles aimlessly, focusing on nothing for more than a few seconds before interrupting himself to read more superchats, and which is somehow not made more entertaining by his drinking. Looking forward to that for sure.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

First we have a lone British pozzie shut down Russ' PAC. Then the judge dismissed his case against Our Dear Leader. The one thing that could top this week off to see the scene from this picture come to fruition is if Yovanna gets engaged.

Taylor Swift or Katy Perry ditching their current man for a disabled fan and making a huge public display of it would be the ultimate send off.

 

[Sasha]

Mr. Greer’s motion for a preliminary injunction (ECF No. 7) is therefore DENIED as moot.

Fucking moot, trying to steal the light from Josh.

Edit : Seriously, he's like La Poule aux Oeufs d'Or , except it's the lolcow with the golden milk. Specifically, the lawsuits are perfection.
May he provide us his blessings forever.

 

[Miss Misery]

Ah yes, a three-hour livestream in which he rambles aimlessly, focusing on nothing for more than a few seconds before interrupting himself to read more superchats, and which is somehow not made more entertaining by his drinking. Looking forward to that for sure.

It would be good if he started the stream with Greer, but you're right... after the first hour it's... painful.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Oh, snap. Great timing on judge's part. Also now I wonder, in case Russ needs grease for something, does he just wring it out from his hair?

 

[Iron Hamster]

There's gonna be head tightening tonight!

38 times the farms is mentioned.

 

[talk talk talk]

Ah. Well, under Rule 54, Skordas still has the option to pursue fees, so we should probably begin Venmoing dollars to the judge, just in case.

Generally, Rule 54 fee motions are used where there is a statute that specifically awards fees to the prevailing party. A lot of consumer protection statutes do that. So, if you win summary judgement against a debt collector, the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act, 15 U.S.C. § 1692, et seq., provides that fees shall be awarded. The proper way of getting those fees is a Rule 54 motion.

Here, it's a lot more loosey-goosey. Russ just generally fucked up by talking shit about Skordas in a public filing. That's governed more by Rule 11, the general sanctions rule. There are some specific notice procedures that have to be followed to get fees under Rule 11. Basically, you have to serve (but not file) a motion and a request that the bad filing be withdrawn. We wouldn't know if Skordas has done that.

There are other strange provisions and the "inherent power of the Court" that can award fees, but judges don't like to use them.

Normally in a case like this, a federal judge will consider that getting the bullshit case dismissed is remedy enough. Here, though, Judge Campbell did use the phrase "wholly improper", which might be a signal she is willing to consider a sanctions motion.

Whether to pursue that motion is a strategic choice that Skordas and Dear Leader need to make. I trust that Skordas has a good feeling for how the Utah federal bench leans and will give Dear Leader good advice about whether this is worth doing or not.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

This has been a very eventful year for Russ, I hope it inspires him to write another court drama novel.

 

[LiveFromNS]

For sure! I skimmed through the OP and highlights/greatest hits when I found the thread, but there's just so much info that I've already forgotten half of it haha. One of the first things I read was all the Katy Perry emails and somehow I'd completely neglected to post that, I do need to just sit down and go through it all methodically.
I've got the thread index post and a load of posts from earlier bookmarked and will be going through that at some point this week when I've got a few hours to compile the best bits!

All that sounds wonderful! You have to tweet his Katy Perry crying video at some point. I posted it a few pages back as have others. That's the only big drawback when it comes to Russ. He doesn't make any videos. But that's understandable since he can't fucking talk! Still shitty though we don't get more video content out of him.

Looking forward to you continuing with your Twitter posts, that's for sure! Wonder when he will resurface after all this and what he will say/do in the face of the Twitter backlash and now that his case against Josh and the Farms is being filed in the garbage bin!

One thing us regulars here know for sure though, nothing will change. He'll still be following the 7500 women on IG and flooding them with DMs, commenting on why they aren't responding to him and of course asking if the guys they are with in their photos on IG are the woman's brother or father. And if they aren't, then he will be suggesting they should dump their man and hit Russ up for the better life he can give them.

Russell Greer is one of the most delusional people to have ever walked the earth. And he is only just about to hit 30. What's he going to be like at 35, 40, 50 etc??

I did this many months ago, but to illustrate the point of Russ being in the elite section of weirdos on the internet, below are two screenshots of the Lolcow section of the Farms, the first sorted by Replies, the second sorted by Views. As you can see, Russell is #2 in both categories, yet his thread is newer by 2.5 years and 1 year respectively when compared to the holder of the #1 slot in each of the two views. If that doesn't show just how much of a nutter Russell Greer is, I don't know what else would convince someone that Russell is the Golden Cow when it comes to providing content that is pure unadulterated insanity.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Well, they finally decided to put this down so Russ will stop filing annoying useless motions (except the motion to appeal... godbear willing)

"utterly futile"
"wholly improper"

Pretty much sums it up. Not sure why she put the 'sympathizes with' part in there, must not have paid enough attention to who Russ is.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

This has been a very eventful year for Russ, I hope it inspires him to write another court drama novel.

I agree, Russ needs to get back to the basics, the stuff he's real good at like show business, brother.

 

[RodgerDodger]

This has been a very eventful year for Russ, I hope it inspires him to write another court drama novel.

It’s been an eventful WEEK for Russel, and it’s only Tuesday. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings.

 

[Drowningman]

I knew that filing with the email and the bs he ranted on would fuck him worse that a tranny dominatrix with a barbed wire wrapped dildo.
For a paralegal;, He put both of his feet in his mouth.
What an amazing week!
And do we say vile things about Russell..I dont think so..We just tell the truth.

 

[Sasha]

That's the only big drawback when it comes to Russ. He doesn't make any videos. But that's understandable since he can't fucking talk!

Can't wait for the day he decides to make his "disability" more conspicuous, in order to reap his victim™ bonus rewards, and make daily audio/video content.

Although, to be honest, when it comes to content and different media, he's absolutely spoiling us. Books, songs, music videos, portfolio websites, abundant social network presence, lawsuits, and politic endeavours with "activism" ! That's huge.

And somehow, I really feel no hate for him. He's a loser, and a pervert, but a really funny one. And the way he goes through all the bad consequences of his actions (I mean, his dignity died years ago), make him look a bit like a goofy villain from a kid's cartoon .

 

[Meredith Swift]

I agree, Russ needs to get back to the basics, the stuff he's real good at like show business, brother.

It's beautifully hypnotic...
Bring back dancin' Russ!

 

[the khat quaffer]

A wonderful day for Null, Skordas, and the Farms! I was feeling down about some stuff, but this has made my day much better.

Russell, the day you took your 4th straight crippling loss against Skordas, the day you took a thrashing from a female judge, the day the case you've been slurping on for a year was deemed wholly inappropriate and unilaterally dismissed with prejudice, and the day every British whore got together and cackled at you and dismantled your PAC was one of the worst days of your life.

For KF, it was a Tuesday.

 

[my lovely trauma lumps]

Russell Greer is one of the most delusional people to have ever walked the earth. And he is only just about to hit 30. What's he going to be like at 35, 40, 50 etc??

I bet my left tit that Russell Greer at 50 will be such a repulsive, atrocious shell of a human that he'll make Lucas Werner look like Bob Ross.



I wonder how he feels knowing that 30,000 hookers & their followers have learnt all about him? He's undoubtedly getting contacted by unfunny morons in private too, I didn't realise the impressions were so high til now.

I'm curious, could any US legal nerds give me an idea if I'd have a case against him for claiming that I'm responsible for mass shootings and suicides on his social media? I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than spend time/money sueing him but it would be the icing on top of the cake to be able to imagine that happening too. Feel free to PM instead of replying, ofc, I'd rather focus on contributing funny stuff than shitting up the thread with legal discussions.