DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Full Race Replay]

KG is definitely retarded. There is no point in trying to describe what he says with a normal person's thought process. It's not hyperbole that normal people easily see through Phil's lies and begging, and no one who has critical thought is a fan of Phil or would defend anything he does (even though most of them do not care enough to be detractors and make the smart decision to fuck off and go on with their life).

 

[Fragarach]

Like 5 mins in and this shit's already terrible. "LOOK AT THE FOOTSTEPS! LOOK AT THE TORCHES! LOOK AT THE WATER!"

Like, dude...this is a premiere stream of a new game. Skip the stalling and just get into the game already. I know this needs no repeating here, but he's an almost transcendentally shitty streamer.

 

[Crooked 16th]

He is absolutely wasted

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

KGhaleon should get leaned in on by Phil. He is a fucking dumbass that just openly said Phil is spending his money on frivolous stuff.

If I was Phil I would nuke the guy and call it a day. It's more of a liability having this guy argue with everyone proving he's dumb, and the pushing further viewers to look up the leaks.

Damnit Phil your biggest supporters are shit at continuing your narrative....ELIMINATE THEM AT ONCE!

I was expecting him to squawk some bullshit about the documents being faked by those deranged Kiwi hackers, but he literally just admitted that Phil has serious problems with his spending. Such as dropping hundreds of dollars a month on alcohol.
He's a sycophant but he's absolutely fucking useless at getting people on Phil's side.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

The realization that "a lotta peepul" know about his day to day transactions must be finally setting in.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Sauced out of his fucking mind, he must've hit the gin particularly hard between streams holy shit.

 

[bajagoogoo]

So does KG donate money to phil because phil says he won't be able to afford groceries and doesn't care about being scammed or does KG sweat and look the other way when dsp talks about how poor he is and how if people don't donate to him he wouldn't be able to pay his bills?

KG is an insufferable twat who needs to win at the expense of everything else.

KG knows that Phil is nothing more than a scummy begger but he will never admit he knows because that would require KG to admit that Phil's detractors were at least partially correct and he was not.

 

[MoonRocker]

This latest bombshell has been very bittersweet for me. Personally, getting the most minute and precise details of the one element that has defined DSP for years (his finances) have produced the whimper we all thought would sound off the entire saga that has defined this man’s existence. The proof is here and we have it. I’m having a hard time imagining what comes next.

You know, one of the main characteristics of the DSP subforum has always been speculation. Literally breaking down the lies of a pathological liar and applying logic and deduction to demonstrate how much of a scumbag Phil has always been for lying so obviously through his teeth to amass his shekels.

Well, these bank statement drops have blown the fucking lid off. We know exactly what he spends his money on down to the pennies and all of the mystique surrounding Phil’s bullshit has been completely blown away.

He needs money for his groceries? He does because he’s actually broke. He can’t afford his iHop breakfast for himself and his obese wife? He actually couldn’t afford it that morning. He’s not able to pay his mortgage? He really couldn’t because he blew all his money on DoorDash, alcohol, and gacha pulls.

These financial transcripts have literally dispelled all of his lies to the T. We have a scientific methodology to completely call out his lies and debunk any of his statements without having to resort to speculating about what he could be lying about because we now have indelible proof backed up from his bank statements.

The fucked up part is that we all instinctively knew that all of the words that were vomited out of his mouth were all lies but for some reason, knowing that there could some sliver of hope that he wasn’t lying was always an entertaining little motivation to keep speculating about this fat dude.

It’s almost as if these bank statements have resolved the mystery. The case has been solved and all of our assumptions have been validated.

Maybe I’ve been thinking too hard about this and although my interest in regards to Phil will wane quicker than I expected, I still love these forums and have come to really enjoy reading what a lot of you guys think about one of the biggest losers of the internet.

Although we’ve all never met and will never meet, I feel an odd sense of kinship with a lot of the individuals on these boards that I’m very happy to have formed since I joined these gossip forums. And that has made it all worth it, regardless of what happens with DSP.

 

[KD6-3.7]

His attitude is different. His behavior is extremely exaggerated and he’s so overly chatty. It’s just constant stream of conscious commentary mixed with cheerful “lalalas”. This leak, and I’m sure other shit, is definitely weighing heavily on his mind. Like he’s just blabbing words constantly just to fill the air. It’s so awkward to watch…

 

[antinew]

I'm honest, I'm sad the DSP subreddit is gone but it was only a matter of time before it disappeared.

 

[tzgnilki]

Phil claims he cleans and wipes down his headphones weekly...maybe I'm just a filthy animal, but I've literally never cleaned my headphones. Is that a thing? Do people actually clean headphones like that and does it actually do anything?

he doesn't shower so gunk builds up a lot quicker than a regular human

 

[SojiroSakura]

People saying he's drinking gin from the thermos, you're absolutely right. I didn't notice it until now but he does make weird faces every time he sips like it's something strong, not water.

 

[Crooked 16th]

he doesn't shower so gunk builds up a lot quicker than a regular human

Being an alcoholic also damages your hair cells in the cochlea.

 

[DZoomer]

People saying he's drinking gin from the thermos, you're absolutely right. I didn't notice it until now but he does make weird faces every time he sips like it's something strong, not water.

I believe his official excuse is that it's seltzer.

But an alcoholic like Phil wouldn't grimace when drinking fucking seltzer.

It's gin for sure.

 

[Detractor#38657]

Admittedly I've never been able to tell when Phil's drunk. I pulled up his Lost Judgement video from 2 hours ago just to see if I could discern any difference... Good lord, the man can barely keep his eyes open.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

This latest bombshell has been very bittersweet for me. Personally, getting the most minute and precise details of the one element that has defined DSP for years (his finances) have produced the whimper we all thought would sound off the entire saga that has defined this man’s existence. The proof is here and we have it. I’m having a hard time imagining what comes next.

Well said. It's bittersweet for me too. The days of speculation on the amazingly bizarre world this terrible fat streamer are essentially over. We can try reading what Phil's next unusual behaviors will be, and wait for the next fall-on-his-face failures like a comedic cartoon show.

Phil is just dumb. That's it. There's no more explanations.

Why did Phil do this or that? Because he's stupid with no self-control, and no ability to take responsibility for his life. Phil is effectively a toddler that's never had to grow up, and odds are will be enabled to be like this until his dying day.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

I doubt there is any way he didn't commit bankruptcy fraud.

Wait wait so if you're reserving some internal space for being wrong that means you have some area of doubt that his stated bankruptcy business expenses could be correct. I don't think you mean this man. We have evidence he's dumping thousands of dollars regularly into itunes and PayPal payments that while we don't know what the things you could buy repeatedly with those specific amounts at this intervals is kind of limited. I'm sure it could literally be any gatcha game and knowing Phil he's found another if not a secondary game to pretend to himself is his primary so he can say "huh huh those darn dirty trolls don't know nothin, I'm not doing pulls on WWE Champions, they got it all wrong".

Thousands in reoccurring spending on some game or gambling app and thousands of missing business expenses. There's no question of fraud there's clear evidence of fraud.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

1) He is at least tipsy working on drunk right now, going by his speech pattern and mannerisms.
2) That game looks kinda boring.
3)His commentary is beyond useless, and oh lord the singing please make it stop

 

[TheTractor]

This is, no joke, the drunkest I've seen DSP on stream.

His eyes are barely opened, holding his chin with one hand, sways back and forth. He's barely even conscious...

 

[marlintan]

I know we have been over this a million times (beating a dead horse if you will)..but next time DSP talks about how happy he is with Kat/how she is his soulmate, for a FRACTION of the money he has blown on mobile games, he could have:
1) Taken Kat on that Japan trip she is dying to go on, that he has mentioned many times
2) Allowed her to quit her minimum wage job that causes her so much stress (if she hasn't)
3) Taken her on a weekend trip to the biggest zoo or shopping mall the country has to offer
4) Not had a wedding ceremony in DSP's disgusting family home
so much more, feel free to add.

Kids spend more or are more thoughtful to their high-school girlfriends. This just shows that DSP truly does not care about Kat in the slightest. Married to the game, the mobile game.

murder suicide sounds #1 with a bullet to me.