Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Illuminati Order Official]

Frens, I think it's time for obligatory Legal Victory Chant, as taught by our dear Melinda Scott:

YOU LOST RUSSELL GREER
YOU FAILED RUSSELL GREER
YOU'RE DUMB RUSSELL GREER
YOU'RE THE DUMBEST LITIGANT EVER RUSSELL GREER
YOU'RE A FAILURE RUSSELL GREER

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

But-but-but the judge didn't even give him the chance to orally explain!!! Russ had a grand speech about how the Farms are meanie poo-poo heads that he was going to slurp out and totally own Skordas with, but that BITCH WOMAN TENA doesn't care about the disabled!

Even the justice system is getting sick of his shit and the days of him slumping in 30 minutes late and the judge holding his hand while he gently explains why Russell's filing are complete garbage are coming to an end. Take the hint, Rat Mouth.

 

[Heckler1]

I feel hate for him. He wished death on Taylor's mom, thought he had it worse in life than the little girl who was burned, was jealous of the young girl who actually passed away in the bombing near Ariana's concert because her picture was "better," etc. (We all know the rest.)

Yes, his legal filings are hilarious and so are the comments he leaves on girls' IGs.

But he is a despicable human being who I, personally, think can both be hated and laughed at simultaneously.

Russ is objectively a bad person, who tries to use his disabilities as a shield for responsibility for his behavior. The fact he is a mushmouth chromosome collector combined with his inflated sense of competency "usually" makes the things he says funnier than awful.

 

[Meat Target]

Pssh, you kidding me? The cops would track him down so fast their krispy kremes would still be warm by the time they got back.

Imagine him trying to committ ANY crime. Russhole points a gun at the bank teller. "you need toooo..give me.....all your unmarked $100 billshhh" meanwhile he's sweating through his facemask and the sharpie ink on his forehead "DamaGEdd" tattoo is starting to run.

Also he has a "6" on the face mask, I dunno. I still want to know what that's about. Maybe it's some Zodiac Killer shit.

I'm imagining the teller having to ask him, several times, to repeat himself because they cant make out what he's saying.

The dye from the exploded dye pack would stain his teeth and hair.

 

[moocow]

(said EXHIBTS will be on pages 6 through 6)

The "6" thing will never stop being funny to me. It's such an embarrassing screwup in the first place, but even after being ridiculed here for it he still did it again anyway. For the past week I've giggled a little bit whenever I encounter the number 6. I hope to god he keeps it in his inevitable appellate court filings.

 

[Sasha]

I feel hate for him. He wished death on Taylor's mom, thought he had it worse in life than the little girl who was burned, was jealous of the young girl who actually passed away in the bombing near Ariana's concert because her picture was "better," etc. (We all know the rest.)

Yes, his legal filings are hilarious and so are the comments he leaves on girls' IGs.

But he is a despicable human being who I, personally, think can both be hated and laughed at simultaneously.

I can totally understand, and this is true for most cows here. I'm just really not prone to hate, and I certainly don't come to KF to get angry . Then again that's just me, and I wasn't trying to make a point in that post.

Moreover, some cows are more A-Log inducing than other, but I find endless hate posting really really boring and unfunny. Russ' thread doesn't have this problem, and I like that.

Also, cow's life are so scrutinized ! I think that a lot of people could elicit hateful sentiments, would their whole life be made public. Cows are just particularly terrible when it comes to not exposing themselves ; and some are actual, fucking sordid freaks.

 

[Cilleystring]

Still no follow from Yovana
Never even dropped his song
Rejected from AGT again
Got verbally beat down and blacklisted from whores all over the world
His case against kiwi dismissed with prejudice and its his 4th loss to Skordas

I can't even remember what else. Man, Russ really got his ass kicked this summer. Across the globe, everyone is giggling at Greer and he knows it. He must be fuming

Also, "irrelevant facts, like allegations of a suicide allegedly connected to kiwi farms."

 

[talk talk talk]

Bold, fearless prediction: Russhole will lodge an appeal just prior to the 30 day window closing, and it'll be his most hysterical filing yet. I'd be shocked if it came in at under 20 pages; at least 10 of which being phone screenshots marked as EXHIBTS (said EXHIBTS will be on pages 6 through 6).

What will make it extra entertaining is that the Notice of Appeal (the first appeal doc) should be extremely boring--basically, "Please take notice that Plaintiff hereby appeals the decision of the District Court." Of course, that won't be enough for the Plightmaster. He'll have to add a whole bunch of other bullshit.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

The "6" thing will never stop being funny to me.

Melinda tried to bring God's wrath upon us. Maybe Russ is trying to invoke Satan against mean Kiwis?

 

[talk talk talk]

Still no follow from Yovana
Never even dropped his song
Rejected from AGT again
Got verbally beat down and blacklisted from whores all over the world
His case against kiwi dismissed with prejudice and its his 4th loss to Skordas

Plight Boy Summer

 

[Papyrus]

Rereading the transcript from the 2017 case gave me a lightbulb moment.

Spoiler: Excerpts from judge's statements

Mr. Greer, I’d like to address something with you. I’ve read through your documentation. I’ve gone through the defendants’ documents. I’ve also been made aware of certain other comments, social media comments, other things of that nature directed at various individuals. I’m going to give you an opportunity to explain some of those comments made very recently to me before I take any action on those. This isn’t about the case, this isn’t about a concert, this isn’t about songs, this isn’t about anything. This is about social media content, threats, electronic communications harassment, other types of improper, inappropriate, quite illegal activity, and prior to me making commentary or acting on that, I’d like to hear what you may have to say in defense of some of the things that I have seen, some of the things I have read.
...
Do you understand that when a stream of discussions are occurring regarding a problem with another individual that may make it to a court setting with judges and bailiffs and clerks and members of society, that when someone says something to the effect that “I promise you there will be blood” that that might be taken more seriously than the title of a movie? Might you understand that?
...
Understand, that is improper, that is illegal. If anything, it’s electronic communications harassment. It might be misdemeanor stalking, OK? That’s when people get arrested in court for making those kind of comments. You understand that?
...
So you might want to watch… Facebook might be fun, it might be sarcastic, hee hee... We take this stuff seriously. When people bring this stuff to our attention, and we have to have certain people here, that’s something you should take very seriously, or you might be spending the rest of the weekend in a cement room.

Being a typical narc, Russ squirreled this information away in his arsenal. I think he honestly expected the judge in this case to beat down Null with the same logic. All he had to do was bring it to the court's attention.

Cue the increasingly erratic supplemental memorandum briefs. "Look what they're saying, judge! I have screenshots!"

He doesn't see the difference between a named party in a court case posting viable threats and hecklers from the peanut gallery throwing rotten fruit at him.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Alright everyone, empty out your hooker funds because it's time to chip in for the Appellate Court bribes. You know Russ is going to fight harder than ever and we're going to need as much cash as possible to battle a clever legal mind THIS determined! A wounded animal is always the most dangerous!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Still no follow from Yovana
Never even dropped his song
Rejected from AGT again
Got verbally beat down and blacklisted from whores all over the world
His case against kiwi dismissed with prejudice and its his 4th loss to Skordas

Let's not forget the saddest part of it: after all this happened he can't even properly express anger with that paralyzed face.

 

[Vermilion]

Also, cow's life are so scrutinized ! I think that a lot of people could elicit hateful sentiments, would their whole life be made public. Cows are just particularly terrible when it comes to not exposing themselves ; and some are actual, fucking sordid freaks.

That's really the secret to every lolworthy cow here on the farms. They have a genetic predisposition towards sperging out online in some misguided attempt to skip past the combine of Hollywood and mainstream stardom and try to achieve it through the great equalizer of the Internet. I really just think of the Farms as TMZ for ugly people.

 

[AnOminous]

We've been "considering" various safety measures from men since ye olden days where instead of "check under your car" it was "don't complain about him spending all your money on booze or he'll leave you and the kids with broken bones" or "don't speak above a certain volume about knowing how to ease muscle aches or they'll burn you for witchcraft."

Well, that was until women like Carrie Nation. Say what you like about her physical appearance or her general attitude, but you have to have some respect for a woman who would go into a bar full of drunk men with a hatchet and smash it up.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Well, that was until women like Carrie Nation. Say what you like about her physical appearance or her general attitude, but you have to have some respect for a woman who would go into a bar full of drunk men with a hatchet and smash it up.

I accept all nations except Carrie.

 

[pr3nt177]

Well, that was until women like Carrie Nation. Say what you like about her physical appearance or her general attitude, but you have to have some respect for a woman who would go into a bar full of drunk men with a hatchet and smash it up.

(kudos the khat quaffer)

 

[the khat quaffer]

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Needs a "6" at the bottom

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Knowing that we always get these docs before Russ actually checks makes me look forward to him waking up tomorrow. I hope he gets excited that his MOOing has finally gotten action from a judge. Then he starts reading and gets a sad little boner because the first part of the decision almost sounds promising (because it's just regurgitating what he wrote in his claim). Then his claims start getting dismissed... one by one. Would be fun to watch his face... oh, I guess the expression won't change.

I'm curious, could any US legal nerds give me an idea if I'd have a case against him for claiming that I'm responsible for mass shootings and suicides on his social media? I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than spend time/money sueing him but it would be the icing on top of the cake to be able to imagine that happening too. Feel free to PM instead of replying, ofc, I'd rather focus on contributing funny stuff than shitting up the thread with legal discussions.

I don't know how jurisdiction would work out but, generally in the US, allegations of criminal activity or 'moral turpitude' (as well as 'loathsome disease') fall under a special umbrella- per se defamation- and do not require the plaintiff to prove harm for a judgement.

I haven't followed Russ's latest diatribes but for someone so lawsuit-happy, we have many incidents of Russ engaging in just such actions, including claiming a hooker had AIDS (a quintessential example of per se libel).

I doubt the juice would be worth the squeeze, though.

 

[kcbbq]

I hope that Skordas wrangles some fees just because of how much he was seething over Skordas forcing the issue the first time when he ignored the debt for over a year. Having to pay for someone else's defense against him, twice, even a token amount will just kill him.