Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

dangerous societal threat said:
Can't wait to jerk off to when Brian gets shot by feds
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Don’t get too excited. He could already be dead.
MunsterCheese said:
Clearly Null has never been on a good road trip before.
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I found that post informative. I always thought if the road trip wasn’t going well you just off whoever’s ruining it. That’s what I learned from dear ole dad. He sure loved picking up young hitchhikers. Yes siree. Some of them never took him seriously when he told them they had to be quiet or his migraine would come back…
mdrop22 said:
Wow, no way, so the boyfriend did it? What a twist. No one could have seen this coming guys.

How anyone is interested in this "true crime" is beyond me. SOs killing each other is like the bottom of the barrel as far as interesting cases go. This screams Informative Murder Porn for middle aged women. Wake me up when something interesting happens, like he's in a cult or is found murdered himself, and his PARENTS did it! Honesty anything is possible because this story is so shit. That trail cam photo making the boyfriend look like bigfoot had me rollin.
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To be honest that’s probably the real reason the story got so big.
 
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Pocket Dragoon said:
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I lurked hete for about a year, finally made an account when I started listening to the Chris-chan podcast.

I have had to deal with reddit for promotional reasons for 2-3 years now and it's a shitshow. I think I'd rather be forced to watch tik-tok with my eyes pried open like on robot chicken.
 
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Its unfortunate, it seems like it would be so much easier to get away with murder these days, based on the sheer number of daily disappearances and general incompetence of federal investigation, but it comes alongside a wave of incels begging for attention because nobody who matters cares about males anymore. Prayers go out to Gabby but some people really need to dump their porn addicted boyfriends.
 
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Ezekiel Chaimberg said:
it seems like it would be so much easier to get away with murder these days, based on the sheer number of daily disappearances and general incompetence of federal investigation
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It's really not. DNA testing and CCTV cameras have a nasty way of fucking even the smartest murderer. Your distant cousin getting their DNA tested on some ancestery site might be the thing that fucks you over after going for decades unknown. Also unless you're living in a fucking backwater part of the world, most trucks have some sort of trackers or cameras in them nowadays to tell when you've pulled over to pick up someone to rape and murder.

The prime time to be a mass murderer was probably during the 50s-70s. No shit that most of the most famous serial killers come from that era because of how easy it was to dispose of bodies without DNA evidence. Less traffic on the roads, less taxis to pick up randomers so more hitchiking etc.

Also if you want to murder a wife or family member then you're grade A retarded given that you'll be the prime suspect anyway. A serial killer who straight up murders random people with no connections is the trickiest to pin down because you can't predict the next target, and thus there's probably dozens of serial killers even more dangerous than the Bundy's or Gacy's simply because they died or quit before they ever got caught.

It's funny because like I said earlier, the retard here could have easily gotten away with it if he wasn't such a retard about hiding the body. No CCTV and it doesn't matter about DNA because you're bound to have DNA if you're the partner. As long as the body is in an unfit state to determine the cause of death he probably walks, and all he had to do was be a little smarter with how he disposed of the copse and one month would easily have been enough to get away with it.
 
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Tom Nook's Gloryhole said:
It's really not. DNA testing and CCTV cameras have a nasty way of fucking even the smartest murderer. Your distant cousin getting their DNA tested on some ancestery site might be the thing that fucks you over after going for decades unknown. Also unless you're living in a fucking backwater part of the world, most trucks have some sort of trackers or cameras in them nowadays to tell when you've pulled over to pick up someone to rape and murder.

The prime time to be a mass murderer was probably during the 50s-70s. No shit that most of the most famous serial killers come from that era because of how easy it was to dispose of bodies without DNA evidence. Less traffic on the roads, less taxis to pick up randomers so more hitchiking etc.

Also if you want to murder a wife or family member then you're grade A retarded given that you'll be the prime suspect anyway. A serial killer who straight up murders random people with no connections is the trickiest to pin down because you can't predict the next target, and thus there's probably dozens of serial killers even more dangerous than the Bundy's or Gacy's simply because they died or quit before they ever got caught.

It's funny because like I said earlier, the retard here could have easily gotten away with it if he wasn't such a retard about hiding the body. No CCTV and it doesn't matter about DNA because you're bound to have DNA if you're the partner. As long as the body is in an unfit state to determine the cause of death he probably walks, and all he had to do was be a little smarter with how he disposed of the copse and one month would easily have been enough to get away with it.
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The majority of unsolved murders also come from urban areas already known for violent crime.
One should still be weary and keep their wits about them in isolated rural environments and public lands, but statistically speaking unless you are playing ghetto games in the hood, the chances of the investigators finding your killer/nabbing you for killing someone is much, much higher than the quoted 55% number.

Chicago and New Orleans lead the US for unsolved murders IIRC, but don't quote me on it.
 
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IAmNotAlpharius said:
To be honest that’s probably the real reason the story got so big.
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Yeah, I think @mdrop22 hit the nail on the head.

I've been wondering why this story is plastered everywhere since I saw it featured on KF. I mentioned this several pages back, when I posted some archives, but my initial assumption was that these two were genuinely popular Youtubers / influencers whom I've never heard of because I'm a boomer. Like a murder-suicide version of Logan Paul doing dumb shit. But as I was digging down through all the MSM flak, it soon became apparent that these two were "literally who?"s with a smaller online footprint than my grandma.

Obviously, it's always a tragedy whenever someone who is not a troon or a communist gets murdered. And I do not want to begrudge anyone their interest in this case, because it's both normal and natural for people - especially middle-aged women-people - to be fascinated by stories of attractive blonde hippie girls dying in the woods.

I won't tell anyone to stop caring about this story. I won't judge you if you're interested in it. But **I** feel like I've been lied to. I feel like I was advertised a juicy internet drama story featuring bonafide lolcows, Reddit jannies, ties to the Unboxing-Industrial Complex, and a telling history of r9k posts, but instead I got bog-standard Nancy Grace fare. Instead of Oxychan, I got Holly Bobo.
 
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She was cute, but beautiful? Come on now. she's no ILJ

thejackal said:
These threads always just devolve into a circle jerk of reddit inspired self reflection, can't fucking stand it. Get that fucking killer and have him confess it all so all these stupid pet theories can just die.
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I'm more interested in the lesbian slaughtering serial killer that was operating in the area at the same time Baldy was murdering his tiny girlfriend. What are the odds?
 
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