Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

I just think it's funny how there's a nationwide manhunt and the police are begging the public for information about him... and yet there isn't an arrest warrant out for him.

Why the fuck would this guy willingly hand himself in to be questioned off the record when there's no legal requirement for him to do so?
I've thought the same thing. If I were him, I'd probably do the same thing. Lawyer up and then disappear until a warrant is issued for me. There's absolutely nothing legally stopping me from going anywhere I want for any reason if all I am is a person of interest. For all we know, his lawyer has him in a motel in Ocala. He's probably actually dead, but it would be funny if he turned up like that.
 
I find this story fascinating.

Why would anyone get with some bald 23 year old unemployed loser in the first place?

I found it really weird in the video where she admitted to slapping him, and then the cop asked if she intended to cause harm? The cop was really giving her an opportunity to get out of a clear-cut assault charge. This, to me, seemed like sexism.

The idea that he locked her out of her own van at some point while they were fighting, speaks of a bit of power-imbalance between the couple tipping in his favor. Meaning he may be the one more willing to do things that could jeopardize the relationship. Her willingness to hit him I think matches with how long they have known each other. Couples do not hit each other unless they know they can get away with it-- and continue the relationship. These two have a history of petty fighting I think, and her attempting to resolve things with force.

Brian's actions seem quite odd. He does not seem to have tried to find her. He did not even pretend to act in a way that would imply his innocence. Perhaps this is because he knows something we do not.

The fact that Brian was reported slapping her says that he might be prone to rage. I can see a petty fight turning ugly resulting in an accidental death, and then Brian panicking. He knows he's not clever enough to cover up the murder, so he's gone on the run. That's my running theory.

I also love the discussions about how if the public cares about this case or not due to the fact that she is a white. The answer to that is yes. Some day Humanity will come to terms with the fact that we are not equal. No-one is willing to say it. We gas-light ugly and fat people by telling them that society cares about them equally. It is sad, but we should not lie to ourselves about our own nature.
 
From his Instagram.

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No lies detected. :geek:
 
I've thought the same thing. If I were him, I'd probably do the same thing. Lawyer up and then disappear until a warrant is issued for me. There's absolutely nothing legally stopping me from going anywhere I want for any reason if all I am is a person of interest. For all we know, his lawyer has him in a motel in Ocala. He's probably actually dead, but it would be funny if he turned up like that.
For all the screeching about how the guy killed her i find it interesting how the police hasn't issued a warrant yet
 
I'm gonna guess the usual strangulation or blunt force trauma.
That's kinda the thing, though. If it's strangulation then yeah, I'd say murder. Blunt force trauma, though... I could see it being the case that she took some swipes at him, he cracked her in the mouth, then she fell and hit her head and died, then he split and lawyered up.
 
The biggest red flag here is "hunny", makes my skin crawl just reading that.

The seething in the comments is warming my heart though:

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Let's take this situation about someone I have never met and make it about me.

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Idk what happened but here's exactly what I know happened ^

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A pyschic reader who can tell us everything wow

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Ah, a Scorpio, should have seen it coming.

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For all the screeching about how the guy killed her i find it interesting how the police hasn't issued a warrant yet
I feel like the cops either think the guy already killed himself, (supposedly the parents found a note on his car he left, there's too much shit to shift through to know if that's real or not) or may end up killing himself. They may think issuing a public statement that there's an arrest warrant out he'll off himself. Him running away like a little bitch gives them enough cover to make it a "missing white person" case and they'll go with that until they have in the back of a squad car or a body bag.
 
I feel like the cops either think the guy already killed himself, (supposedly the parents found a note on his car he left, there's too much shit to shift through to know if that's real or not) or may end up killing himself. They may think issuing a public statement that there's an arrest warrant out he'll off himself. Him running away like a little bitch gives them enough cover to make it a "missing white person" case and they'll go with that until they have in the back of a squad car or a body bag.
They need one in order to make the arrest so i doubt it
 
What the fuck is the point of the girl just staring into the camera like a zombie on the left? Young people fucking confuse me, man.
I shit you not, the woman on the left is the famous one.
I love how Lizzo could have reposted a recording of that video, talked about the case herself, or did ANYTHING besides stare like a retarded cow into the camera while this woman goes off about this missing nignog.
It's part of the culture, and actually feeds back into this whole situation.
"Amplify (black) voices", and "Don't speak for us" are common sentiments, and this video isn't the only one that has been "stitched" in this fashion.

Nor is this the only topic where we see this phenomenon.
Put another way, this specific subculture doesn't just want people to also talk about Jelani's body, they want people to stop talking about Gabby.
 
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PopHipHop Superstar Lizzo wants you all to shut the hell up about the dead white girl and focus on a most-likely-dead black boy:
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Ugh, this shit pisses me off, putting two similar crimes/possible crime against each other. One, Gabby had some kind of internet following before this whole thing started, which led to more attention being drawn to her case. Two, I’m sorry, but not all missing persons cases can be covered equally. It sucks, but there are a lot of people who go missing and it is impossible to care about all of them, it is impossible to know about all of them.

Also, the media seems to care less about men more than anything else.
 
These threads always just devolve into a circle jerk of reddit inspired self reflection, can't fucking stand it. Get that fucking killer and have him confess it all so all these stupid pet theories can just die.

*horrific loss of life happens*

Twitter: Terrible, here is an anecdote about the real protagonist of the piece, me.

Reddit: Engineer here!

Kiwi Farms: Nigger

I mean you think you know about the "Law" but clearly you don't. You probably think police have to disclose if they are a cop if you ask them when they are undercover trying to buy and sell you drugs.

I saw a tweet earlier where some nobody was incredulously demanding his parents be arrested and accusing the police of negligence. They dont care that the process of gathering evidence goes on after a murder, particularly when the suspect is at large.

I suspect that when the family were at the police station last week a couple of surveilance devices were placed and may very well be how he is found and family prosecuted.

Unfortunately investigations no longer can focus on investigation, they now need to defend against the pressure to investigate in a way thats more visible, and to prevent twitter cunts from announcing that the police are failing the victim and the public must take matters into their own hands.
 
Funniest thing would be this scenario:

The two idiots get into a screaming slapfight again. He stops the van, she stalks off in a huff. He waits around for her to cool down, she doesn’t come back. He goes after her and finds out she tripped somehow. Hole in the ground, rock, doesn’t matter. She tripped and either bashed her head or broke her neck, either way she’s either dead or close to it and he’s the last person to see her. There’s absolutely no evidence showing he did it, but there’s also absolutely no evidence proving he didn’t. Idiot panics and wants to go home. Runs away, panicking, spends too much for a hitch.

Of course in this scenario I fully expect him to an hero, because there’s about a 99% chance he goes to jail for forever.
 
I shit you not, the woman on the left is the famous one.

It's part of the culture, and actually feeds back into this whole situation.
"Amplify (black) voices", and "Don't speak for us" are common sentiments, and this video isn't the only one that has been "stitched" in this fashion.
Informative and makes sense...but she's a black voice that's louder than most voices, let alone black ones.
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Nor is this the only topic where we see this phenomenon.
Put another way, this specific subculture doesn't just want people to also talk about Jelani's body, they want people to stop talking about Gabby.
Fucking christ, the way he does the "listen, don't talk" motions is the most self-righteous shit. Just repost the fucking video and give credit, I don't understand why you would want to put yourself into this other than for virtue signaling what a righteous loser you are. Not to mention putting that cringy gabby picture in a video that has nothing to do with her so you can grab clicks for a negro who probably necked himself. Tiktok is a cancer for social justice like this, I'm glad I'm too much of a boomer to be anywhere near this.

just stopping in to call you a faggot
no u
 
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Has the coroner stated a cause of death or had the coyotes worked it to the point it's undetermined? I mean they're calling it a homicide so they must have something.
 
Funniest thing would be this scenario:

The two idiots get into a screaming slapfight again. He stops the van, she stalks off in a huff. He waits around for her to cool down, she doesn’t come back. He goes after her and finds out she tripped somehow. Hole in the ground, rock, doesn’t matter. She tripped and either bashed her head or broke her neck, either way she’s either dead or close to it and he’s the last person to see her. There’s absolutely no evidence showing he did it, but there’s also absolutely no evidence proving he didn’t. Idiot panics and wants to go home. Runs away, panicking, spends too much for a hitch.

Of course in this scenario I fully expect him to an hero, because there’s about a 99% chance he goes to jail for forever.
a guilty person can behave in a thousand ways but the innocent person's conduct stays close to the expected behaviour. all the circumstantial evidences suggest that the fucker is complicit
 
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