Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

It's not like he was necessary. They already know how he killed her so we can pretty much piece together what happened. I just hope they don't go easy on his parents because "they've been through so much." No no no, anything less than federal rape prison for helping that faggot evade justice will be a crime in itself.
Yeah I believe they know a lot more than they are letting on, especially since the couple lived with them for a year beforehand. There is no doubt in my mind they saw the abuse first hand and did nothing about it. They probably even helped their son abuse & gaslight her, as is common in these sorts of things.
 
If there's anyone who deserves to get the incel treatment it's this woman, her music really sucks ass
The most pathetic thing Lizzo did recently was make a music video for a song called "Rumors" where she struts her fat ass around claiming she doesn't care about people talking badly about her, and a short while later she posts a video crying about how people are being mean and fat-shaming her online. What a dumb tub of lard whose opinions are very low value.
For all the screeching about how the guy killed her i find it interesting how the police hasn't issued a warrant yet
This is the part where I am confused. If a person is labeled as a "person of interest" and not a suspect, and the police find them wandering around somewhere, can they just say "fuck off" and the cops have no ability to do anything about that or take them in? They can't just kidnap someone for being a person of interest, right? So are they even looking for him, with no power to do shit if they find him? How are they able to fund their police force/FBI looking for someone who isn't even a suspect?
 
I was watching the true crime show Snapped which followed women trying to kill their pos/very rich husbands in the mid 2000s. True crime was always there and it had it's following. It's why Dateline NBC had so many murder mysteries on it, To Catch a Predator was a popular show and allowed a failing Chris Hansen to restart his career, the first 48 was also on TV in the mid 2000s, and there were even shows that ran a tip line to for any information regarding the stories they showed. And people called into those lines and occasionally helped solve a crime. The difference between now and then is that there is much more accessibility due to the internet, and anyone can use Google search and become a mini-detective.

It's not that True Crime didn't have traction. It's just that the bar for access lowered to the point people not even associated with the case could get involved.
Shit forensic files and unsolved mysteries are fucking ancient. Lmao who thinks this shit started in the later 2010s?! The old pulp novels and shit had all kinds of crazy murder stories as well lmao.
 
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I just think it's funny how there's a nationwide manhunt and the police are begging the public for information about him... and yet there isn't an arrest warrant out for him.

Why the fuck would this guy willingly hand himself in to be questioned off the record when there's no legal requirement for him to do so?
reddit: police are not your friend, the only words out of your mouth when a cop is talking to you should be "I want a lawyer"
also reddit: why won't he talk to the police? he's getting a lawyer? ok that's sketch, fuck this guy
 
The most pathetic thing Lizzo did recently was make a music video for a song called "Rumors" where she struts her fat ass around claiming she doesn't care about people talking badly about her, and a short while later she posts a video crying about how people are being mean and fat-shaming her online. What a dumb tub of lard whose opinions are very low value.

This is the part where I am confused. If a person is labeled as a "person of interest" and not a suspect, and the police find them wandering around somewhere, can they just say "fuck off" and the cops have no ability to do anything about that or take them in? They can't just kidnap someone for being a person of interest, right? So are they even looking for him, with no power to do shit if they find him? How are they able to fund their police force/FBI looking for someone who isn't even a suspect?

Police are legally allowed to detain anyone for as long as it takes to rule out "reasonable suspicion". If he's still alive and is found, he will get detained which means they can question him but he has no legal obligation under the fifth for self-incrimination and without any evidence they would be forced to let him go. If he shuts the fuck up, there's a very strong chance he goes free unless additional evidence is found.

as for fatzzo:
I wish there was a dedicated lizzo thread, I could go all day. An ex of mine was obsessed and I had to hear that fat sack of shit daily. From the crying video: "sometimes I feel the world just doesn't love me back".... bitch your a multi-platinum artist how the fuck are people calling you a fat fuck offending you when your whole career is about how you're an inglorious righteous fat, black, and beautiful biatch. You are legit from-nothing-to-multi-millionaire , your career started by auditioning for a craigslist band, get a fucking grip on yourself. This is the same fat fuck who sued a women over allegedly stealing her food. I respected her hustle to get to the top but her repulsive instagram posts flourishing her lard-covered body legit sickens me and I'm curious to see how fat positive she will be after her inevitable heart attack. Maybe she'll pull an Adele, but I think fatzzo is here to stay.
 
Police are legally allowed to detain anyone for as long as it takes to rule out "reasonable suspicion". If he's still alive and is found, he will get detained which means they can question him but he has no legal obligation under the fifth for self-incrimination and without any evidence they would be forced to let him go. If he shuts the fuck up, there's a very strong chance he goes free unless additional evidence is found.

as for fatzzo:
I wish there was a dedicated lizzo thread, I could go all day. An ex of mine was obsessed and I had to hear that fat sack of shit daily. From the crying video: "sometimes I feel the world just doesn't love me back".... bitch your a multi-platinum artist how the fuck are people calling you a fat fuck offending you when your whole career is about how you're an inglorious righteous fat, black, and beautiful biatch. You are legit from-nothing-to-multi-millionaire , your career started by auditioning for a craigslist band, get a fucking grip on yourself. This is the same fat fuck who sued a women over allegedly stealing her food. I respected her hustle to get to the top but her repulsive instagram posts flourishing her lard-covered body legit sickens me and I'm curious to see how fat positive she will be after her inevitable heart attack. Maybe she'll pull an Adele, but I think fatzzo is here to stay.
This is the sort of retarded legal take that belongs on reddit so go there.
 
Brian either offed himself and made sure his body was there in the water for the gators, or he threw down his backpack on the side and a few pieces of clothing into the water while he pulls a runner hoping the cops think that he is dead. It really is a coin toss at this point. If he is trying to pull a runner, I don't think that he is smart enough to get away for long. He is just prolonging the inevitable and continuing to make himself look more and more guilty.

It's part of the culture, and actually feeds back into this whole situation.
"Amplify (black) voices", and "Don't speak for us" are common sentiments, and this video isn't the only one that has been "stitched" in this fashion.

Nor is this the only topic where we see this phenomenon.
Put another way, this specific subculture doesn't just want people to also talk about Jelani's body, they want people to stop talking about Gabby.
Missing black people in 2021... You are a cop. Derek Chauvin has just been convicted of murder. Cities were burned down just to make sure he was convicted. The missing black person has been mixed up with either drugs, gangs or has a wrap sheet. The people in the neighborhood don't want to talk to you and are openly antagonistic towards you. Odds are the missing black person fell upon foul play. If you track this down at some point you will have to end up arresting an angry black man with a gun who may be high on drugs who is more than willing to suicide by cops. It just isn't worth it to the cop. Have his life ruined even if he is found innocent.

Let's face it. Tracking down a missing black person would be more detrimental to society than just letting it slide. The cops, their boss, the politicians all know this. Better than letting their cities burn for catching the culprit.

This is the part where I am confused. If a person is labeled as a "person of interest" and not a suspect, and the police find them wandering around somewhere, can they just say "fuck off" and the cops have no ability to do anything about that or take them in? They can't just kidnap someone for being a person of interest, right? So are they even looking for him, with no power to do shit if they find him? How are they able to fund their police force/FBI looking for someone who isn't even a suspect?
The police have a dead body suspected murder. Absolutely no one in the public is going to hang the cops for investigating this. But they absolutely will crucify the police for NOT investigating this. Everyone knows the score. Brian is just a "person of interest" until he either looks like he is going to pull a runner, or he refuses to sit down and talk with the police. At that point they will arrest him on some minor charges and hope that in the mean time they can build up a sufficient case to keep him behind bars. The cops don't want to charge him because they want Brian to THINK he can still talk his way out of this. Once they get him talking he is absolutely toast.

At bare minimum the Feds have the location of where the last text was sent from her phone. And due to the timing, that wasn't done at the campsite. That was done either on his way back to Florida or in Florida.

So unless this guy has made it onto a boat (he probably doesn't know how to sail) on his way to Mexico. His next best choice is to be sitting in some cabin set up by his lawyer ready to have his lawyer talk to the police first and keep his mouth shut. If he is lucky he might be able to plea down to some sort of involuntary man slaughter. If he is extremely lucky he will get off scott free with a permanent cloud and reputation hanging over his head for life.
 
At least Gabby can be internet famous. That was her dream. Small conciliation.

It's probably best if Brian turns himself in. He's safer in solitary confinement than in the big scary world where everyone is eager to bash his skull in with a crowbar. Or maybe he's killed himself already. 50/50 chance I believe.
I wish he would and someone finds the body already so I can stop hearing about this absolutely milquetoast boring ass case everywhere.
I can flip to a random episode of forensic files or snapped and likely land on something more interesting. What's making this case so interesting to people? It *can't* just be "basic white bitch hot"
 
This photo should help keep this thread going. Sorry. No nudes yet.
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Powerlevel me, idgaf. I'm in Wyoming rn on vacation and the day the body was found I saw a cop pulled over looking through tall grass on the side of the road, I'm guessing for her. Half an hour later after I had left that area and came back I saw that it had been closed off because they had found her body. I must have driven right past the dump site while she was still there, undiscovered. Creeps me the fuck out.


*White
*Blonde
*Young
*Attractive
*Rich
*Boyfriend killed her
I have recently found out that the last time she was spotted alive, she was eating at the Merry Piglet with her boyfriend. They had a huge argument and her boyfriend went back into the restaurant four times to argue with staff about the price and quality of the food. I can personally attest that the Merry Piglet is fucking garbage and you couldn't pay me to eat there again. I was dragged in there by friends who think that Tex-Mex is not the work of Satan (scum). I had an 18 fucking dollar pork chimichanga that tasted like ass and the plates and silverware were half washed. Their salsa tasted like cilantro flavored water. I am angry and ashamed to have given money to that establishment and can fully understand how their food would indirectly cause a murder.
 
She'd still be alive if only she'd dated a nice guy like Russell Greer.
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she should have fucked me. she was anti vaxx so according to reddit she got what she deserved.

Not to mention people get here, realize there's none of that "Your comment violated our Terms of Service and has been removed" bullshit (outside of the dreaded reaction gif, that is). And it's refreshing as fuck. You want to shitpost, you shitpost. You want to share info, share whatever info you want. No one will stop you most of the time, you're just going to have to accept people rating you autistic or calling you a retard once in awhile. Which is really no different from any other site outside of one simple fact: We won't coddle you. If you end up pissing everyone off and they tell you to kill yourself you're just going to have to learn to deal with it.

seriously this is why i come here... like i want that 00s internet feel where we call each other faggots and shit. its kinda cool compared to the fake lovey dovey shit that is the rest of the internet
 
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she should have fucked me. she was anti vaxx so according to reddit she got what she deserved.
Reddit and Twitter users are such faggots the first couple days they were all in support then they flipped on her because she's white and now they're dancing on her grave saying she deserved it because she didn't want to get the vaccine. Maybe Thanos was right.
 
The twitter meltdowns of people saying "WHO CARES ABOUT GABBY SHE HAS WHITE PRIVILEGE NOBODY EVER PAYS ATTENTION TO MISSING BLACK WOMEN REEEE" is hilarious when you realize people miss Gabby because she was a lovely and creative person who contributed in positive ways. If you even go on the hashtag it's flooded with "ACKSUALLY HERES A BLAK WOMUN" among normal posts
It is a little fucked that this got so much attention. We should make it more equitable by ensuring that every time a black kills a person, it makes national headlines. I'm sure that won't be an issue.
 
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