Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[StinkySnack]

did they go and create numerous sock accounts specifically to gang up on a facebook post and confirm it? devious.

Do you have the post on hand? Because from my memory it was on Reddit, not FB.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Do you have the post on hand? Because from my memory it was on Reddit, not FB.

I think there were a few different posts involved, but none of them rock-solid.

Shoved a girl: Anonymous commenter on Reddit. The realistic tone and the commenter's history seemed to lend this some credibility. However, it was unverified.

Lesbian virginity: Anonymous commenter on news article re: Taylor Swift. Unverified. Suspicious, as commenter claimed to know Russ from high school in Utah, when Russ attended high school in Wyoming. I believe Russ was already somewhat-known from the screenshots of his FB threat to sue that stripper, so it's not impossible this was a troll.

Kill list: Commenter on news article (not the same as the lesbian). Also claimed that Russ was found with a gun in his backpack, which I believe was disproved by the actual police report. Might not have been a troll, but rather a person who actually went to school with him who was repeating rumors they'd heard as a kid as though they were facts.

Kill list was specifically Chads and Stacies: I have never heard this allegation. What does this even mean, exactly? That Russ was using incel terminology? That he was threatening popular kids as opposed to kids he thought had wronged him in some other way (like a lesbian who yelled at him, just for instance)?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

started as 'epin' (short for epic win) but never really caught on in that form
later turned into 'ebin' in spurdospeak and became popular in spurdo memes
now mostly used to reference or emulate spurdo for fun

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Thank you for the information.
I am not good at memes and never heard of Spurdo.

 

[DogZero]

Only in USA courts. And who knows what judges will do in that weirdo place, I mean apparently some judges are ELECTED. Not even legally qualified. And filing fees can apparently be up to USD1000.

ETA: Did Skordas actually get any money from Russhole? I bet he didn’t.

Grow up Andrew, let’s be real. Skordas didn’t collect money, and he’s not even a very good lawyer. Fortunately Null didn’t need anything spectacular to defeat the very dumb filings Greer made.

this is one of the most singularly stupid posts I have seen in a very long time

 

[StinkySnack]

I think there were a few different posts involved, but none of them rock-solid.

Shoved a girl: Anonymous commenter on Reddit. The realistic tone and the commenter's history seemed to lend this some credibility. However, it was unverified.

Lesbian virginity: Anonymous commenter on news article re: Taylor Swift. Unverified. Suspicious, as commenter claimed to know Russ from high school in Utah, when Russ attended high school in Wyoming. I believe Russ was already somewhat-known from the screenshots of his FB threat to sue that stripper, so it's not impossible this was a troll.

Kill list: Commenter on news article (not the same as the lesbian). Also claimed that Russ was found with a gun in his backpack, which I believe was disproved by the actual police report. Might not have been a troll, but rather a person who actually went to school with him who was repeating rumors they'd heard as a kid as though they were facts.

Kill list was specifically Chads and Stacies: I have never heard this allegation. What does this even mean, exactly? That Russ was using incel terminology? That he was threatening popular kids as opposed to kids he thought had wronged him in some other way (like a lesbian who yelled at him, just for instance)?

Yeah, sorry I meant the "Shoved a Girl" and "Lesbian Virginity" stories. Kill List has obv. been verified. I really think the first two are total BS though.

 

[ConSluttant]

Kill list was specifically Chads and Stacies: I have never heard this allegation. What does this even mean, exactly? That Russ was using incel terminology? That he was threatening popular kids as opposed to kids he thought had wronged him in some other way (like a lesbian who yelled at him, just for instance)?

To be fair, everyone who is NOT Russell Greer is a Chad or a Stacy in comparison.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

There's no vexatious litigant statute in federal law.

.........HOW?!

You'd think of all the ass-covering, shit head entities, the US Federal Government would have vexatious litigant statutes. Is it some sort of constitutional thing, or...?

 

[Cryin RN]

I edited the OP. Erika and British Hooker are under "Russell vs. the Fairer Sex" and there is a heading for this latest lawsuit. I think there's a rule about spoilers in OP's which I can't find right now, but it would look better with some longer quotes trimmed down. Not sure how best to do that and will think about it.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

this is the one statement that I don’t agree with.

I'm not saying I agree with the sentiment, just trying to understand the motivation behind it. The judge needs to remain impartial and unbiased so I guess he simply wanted to let Russ know that he recognizes the situation as distressing but at the same time as a judge bound by the letter of law he needs to recognize the lawsuit as meritless.

 

[DuckSucker]

Nah, the email was definitely a random Russ-watcher and not Russ himself. Think about it, it's exactly what Russ (thinks he) needs - a whole-assed explanation of how Kiwi Orchards is responsible for Russ losing jobs, legal cases and any chance at banging hookers. It's also hilariously obvious bullshit, written possibly with the vain hope that Russ would go running to the judge with the email as 'proof', but I suspect the email author never actually expected Russ would be so fucking naïve as to actually go and do just that. Yet here we are.

I'm starting to wonder just how gullible Russ is. If I claim to be the judge, is he gonna go firing off another letter asking for the judge to be removed from his case because I'm a mean kiwi? After all, I wrote it in a post so it must be true. Right?

I could see it being a ween or some shit trying (successfully) to get Russ to freak out and do something like submit this--but I could also see Russ getting desperate over this because some woman proverbially laid him the fuck out and continues to openly mock him, tell him she detests him and people like him (a nice guy but just tragically misunderstood and lumped in with 'nice guys') and theres nothing he can do about it not least because she's halfway across the world in another country and he cant at the very least try to sue her.

I can see him getting more paranoid and frustrated by this and doing something new like fabricating this, thinking he's genuinely someone who is "a big deal" to Kiwifarms. I absolutely buy into the idea that he genuinely thinks Kiwifarms is a conspiracy against him, personally, and 'his plights'; that she's and Skordas are kiwifarms members, that Null is influencing judges from Siberia or wherever, and that if this site wasnt cataloguing his embarrassing trip-ups that nobody would bother looking into him, they would like him and see that his arguments are reasonable (to him) and not 'that bad'. I believe he thinks that if the site were taken down or his page was removed, the judge wouldnt have any reason to critically look at his argument because obviously its open and shut; its not that he doesnt understand social cues and gets upset when he misinterprets them, they should be bound by law--he doesnt want to fuck Taylor Swift, he just wants a chance to explain his motives, and for Ariana to stop being mean. Hes not a bad guy, he just wants both of them to apologize, to start.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Does Russell Greer still talk literally like the Tasmanian Devil?

 

[DrJonesHat]

i don't think he will work as a paralegal again though, his reputation precedes him and no law firm wants to be associated with a dude who is infamous for filing bullshit lawsuits against celebrities.

He was pretty well blacklisted from law firms in SLC because of his TS suits. Law offices have access to databases that public doesn't, and they were most likely concerned he'd misuse them for his lawsuits. They could get sued into oblivion if that happened, so they just didn't hire him. He got shitcanned from one job after two days, and there was speculation that was the reason, but I personally think he just showed he was utterly incompetent at being a paralegal (or being a multi-celled organism for that matter) and they axed him. He was probably a diversity hire and they realized he was gonna be more trouble than he was worth.

 

[VinegarPussy]

You can never predict cows, but I'm gonna try to summarize the possibilities for the next chapter for ol' Rusty here.

1. The Battle Against Section 230 to take down Skordas and Moon
2. Return his focus to his White Whale, Taylor Swift with a new (fourth?) lawsuit
3. Having to return to his parents after losing all his money this summer on his useless pursuits
4. Once his 1-year lease is up, moving to LA to search for his twin sister and chase the hollywood dream
5. A new song, for a new instathot
6. A hooker bender with what little money he has left, targetting cheap street whores who might not know who he is
7. Edit: marching to the Bunny Ranch and demanding some sex

Really I think 5 or 1 are most likely, though 4 would be my preferred outcome

Suing Yovanna for enticing him with her enchilada-like Dominicana wiles? An NFL saga where he gets das boot from a game for stalking the cheerleaders and sues the league for discrimination?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He was pretty well blacklisted from law firms in SLC because of his TS suits. Law offices have access to databases that public doesn't, and they were most likely concerned he'd misuse them for his lawsuits. They could get sued into oblivion if that happened, so they just didn't hire him. He got shitcanned from one job after two days, and there was speculation that was the reason, but I personally think he just showed he was utterly incompetent at being a paralegal (or being a multi-celled organism for that matter) and they axed him. He was probably a diversity hire and they realized he was gonna be more trouble than he was worth.

Whats the penalty for not having a diversity hire? I wanna know how much people would pay to not have Russell work for them

 

[Wodanaz]

lol

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Whats the penalty for not having a diversity hire? I wanna know how much people would pay to not have Russell work for them

Just reputational, I think. As long as they have one or two diverse people kicking around, they should be totally fine. Didn't have to be Russ, could be a trans woman of color who's also hard of hearing.

Assuming he was literally the only diverse person at the entire firm, I guess you could say they would rather risk a hypothetical lawsuit someday than deal with him. I personally find it funnier to imagine he brought so little value they fired him for leaving the break room a mess. He wasn't worth sweeping up Cheeto crumbs, lol.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Just reputational, I think. As long as they have one or two diverse people kicking around, they should be totally fine. Didn't have to be Russ, could be a trans woman of color who's also hard of hearing.

Assuming he was literally the only diverse person at the entire firm, I guess you could say they would rather risk a hypothetical lawsuit someday than deal with him. I personally find it funnier to imagine he brought so little value they fired him for leaving the break room a mess. He wasn't worth sweeping up Cheeto crumbs, lol.

It's possible he immediately started creeping on an attractive female employee and they just decided to say fuck it and get rid of him before it could escalate.

 

[Miami]

It's possible he immediately started creeping on an attractive female employee and they just decided to say fuck it and get rid of him before it could escalate.

As he once followed an employee into the female locker rooms of the gym to keep harassing her, yeah, I can see it. Somewhere in the earlier bits of the thread even had a few posts where he was stated he used to do it to girls on campus and would get loud when confronted. And harass women as well as follow them around several floors of the building he worked in instead of doing actual work. So, not out of the realm of behavior.

 

[AnOminous]

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This easily makes the top 5 of my "dumb shit in court documents list 2021". Overall standings are still dominated by Ty Beard's Twitter Binder.

All [sic] means is yes, that's really what he said.

Question for the Legal guys & girls..Can he lose his paralegal status with the shit he files in court? Is that possible?

Not really, as he doesn't have any such status. There is a national certification that enhances your credibility as a paraprofessional, but it's not legally required in most states. It isn't in Utah, although it is encouraged. In Nevada, a paralegal can only work under a licensed attorney, at least doing traditionally paralegal activities.

So there's no real danger of Russ "practicing" in Nevada. He could probably do paralegal work in Utah if anyone would pay him to, which seems unlikely, as he is abysmally incompetent.

ey yo Polexia Aphrodesia i have successfully goaded the autistic more autistic than i into citing my sources.

apparently they're pretty legit, so take that on its merits.

statements without exemptions for the provided qualifiers tended to be received as the statement. i don't know what else to tell you.

u wot m8

 

[Drowningman]

All [sic] means is yes, that's really what he said.

Not really, as he doesn't have any such status. There is a national certification that enhances your credibility as a paraprofessional, but it's not legally required in most states. It isn't in Utah, although it is encouraged. In Nevada, a paralegal can only work under a licensed attorney, at least doing traditionally paralegal activities.

So there's no real danger of Russ "practicing" in Nevada. He could probably do paralegal work in Utah if anyone would pay him to, which seems unlikely, as he is abysmally incompetent.

Thanks. I can always count on My fellow Kiwi's for a legal question.No wonder Lawtwitter hates us,