Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Aunt Carol]

Lou wants more benefits for first responders even though firefighters are generally paid well and cops have overblown budgets. Medical workers definitely need more benefits but it's not like he actually cares about any of this if it inconveniences him.
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I love the caveat in the second tweet that he doesn't know what he's talking about and isn't going to bother checking.

"Hey, everyone, tell Congress to provide permanent benefits for 9/11 first responders. Unless they already have them, in case whoops, my bad."

He could have looked up "so did the Zadroga Act pass" before posting. Lou just feels so darn strongly about a bill that's been active for ten years that he's going to come out as being in favor. Write your congressperson!

 

[The Dude]

The thing about the color black is that it can be paired with any other color and still look good in the vast majority of applications. That's why black never goes out of fashion. Black and yellow is a classic combination, yet Louie somehow manages to fuck it up entirely to make something that's worse than the sight of a dog's after-birth. It's almost impressive how consistent he is with making his fur faggot OCs look like visual vomit.

 

[BananaSlamma]

Lou retweets a comic that basically says that Boris Johnson raped the UK with Brexit that leans into uncomfortable tropes related to it.

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Beyond that there's nothing really notable beyond a few quote tweets and retweets.

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[BoobWhiskers]

The thing about the color black is that it can be paired with any other color and still look good in the vast majority of applications. That's why black never goes out of fashion. Black and yellow is a classic combination, yet Louie somehow manages to fuck it up entirely to make something that's worse than the sight of a dog's after-birth. It's almost impressive how consistent he is with making his fur faggot OCs look like visual vomit.

Red/black/gold can (and often is) used to gorgeous effect, you just need actual repetition through the design. This'd be a good one for Corust if he ever decides to make Lou-adjacent adopts again tbh.

Spoiler: minor color spergery

Part of the problem with Lou's designs is he has no subtlety, you generally only want one 'pop' color so he should have done charcoal/scarlet/dark-metallic-gold OR charcoal/faded-dark-red/saffron. Going full saturation on two colors like he did is a really tough move that really only works when you want something that borders on obnoxious (see again, old superhero designs), and while obnoxious is kind of appropriate for Lou it just doesn't work here. Maybe if the tiger was clothed, like a red dress or with red heels and bracelet for little pops of color here and there, or a shirt with a red central graphic and black jeans but like this? Nope. No good.

Funnily enough, I know it's not applicable across the board but learning to coordinate and distribute color across a design is actually a very female skill; realized it while I was sperging, but it's the same thoughts that go into coordinating an outfit. What colors work and don't work together, what shapes and cuts for dresses and necklines and pants flatter your particular body type, what accessories and shoes you wear and in what color/material and level of boldness to be a good accent without being gaudy...
Guys do self-styling too, but to a much lesser degree because in most of the West male outfits involve a lot less accessorizing. This kind of thing is very much a female skill... and Lou totally fails at it, wonder why that is?

 

[Spoonomancer]

Lou retweets a comic that basically says that Boris Johnson raped the UK with Brexit that leans into uncomfortable tropes related to it.
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Does Lou even play DND? I hardly ever hear of him even bring up stuff related to such outside of common memes. Especially ironic since he can use DND as an excuse to use his several hundred Ace/Artemis/Karra characters if he was even a vaguely competent writer/player
Love that his personality with tv shows is basic as fuck consoom media such as Marvel and She-ra as well as much as this is brought up in the thread.

 

[BananaSlamma]

Does Lou even play DND? I hardly ever hear of him even bring up stuff related to such outside of common memes. Especially ironic since he can use DND as an excuse to use his several hundred Ace/Artemis/Karra characters if he was even a vaguely competent writer/player
Love that his personality with tv shows is basic as fuck consoom media such as Marvel and She-ra as well as much as this is brought up in the thread.

I don't think they do, at least anymore. DND requires friends.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Lou doesn't do anything except eat and shit himself on Twitter.

 

[Pinball 2000]

Ten bucks says that the only reason Lou went with a black/gold color scheme on his latest recolor is because that's literally the exact same scheme as the Pittsburgh Steelers football team. The red hair is probably just to make it look less like a blatant rip-off.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Ten bucks says that the only reason Lou went with a black/gold color scheme on his latest recolor is because that's literally the exact same scheme as the Pittsburgh Steelers football team. The red hair is probably just to make it look less like a blatant rip-off.

But dammit boy, nobody expects anything he does to be anything BUT a blatant tipoff of SOMETHING! Just lean into it!!!

Also I dread the thought of Lou playing D&D, aside from the fact that he'd play some sort of furry race just like Gneech's catgirl shit he'd just be a nightmare to play with. Imagine LOU in your party, he could only fuck it up so bad playing WoW but D&D is actively ruining a DM's life as well as your party members.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

Also I dread the thought of Lou playing D&D, aside from the fact that he'd play some sort of furry race just like Gneech's catgirl shit he'd just be a nightmare to play with. Imagine LOU in your party, he could only fuck it up so bad playing WoW but D&D is actively ruining a DM's life as well as your party members.

Just imagine his heavy breathing Twitter audio begs, but him actively trying to roleplay.

Even worse would be the actual mechanical side of things, as he's fucking stupid.

"Roll to hit"
-rolls a d6-
"No, to hit. The 20 sided one."
-rolls-
"Ok, now roll damage"
-rolls a d20-
"It's been 3 sessions, you should know this by now. Look at your weapons. D4 +3"

Lou would then count with his fingers and then try to stammer his way through how a dagger hit would require stupid Amazon acrobatics and sulk because he didn't kill the creature. Then on other's turns he would try to tell them what to do.

I DM every second Friday night as part of a "work week over, let's get drunk and roll dice" thing with my friends, and have been doing so for ~5 years. I see so many red flags with how Lou conducts himself that it genuinely gives me a sense of dread just thinking about him as a player.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I DM every second Friday night as part of a "work week over, let's get drunk and roll dice" thing with my friends, and have been doing so for ~5 years. I see so many red flags with how Lou conducts himself that it genuinely gives me a sense of dread just thinking about him as a player.

Yeah, I get the feeling that as idiot-proof as they've been trying to make recent editions (I'm a 3.5 snob, sue me) it wouldn't be enough for Lou. He also strikes me HARD as one of those people who can't seperate in-character from out-of-character and gets butthurt as a result; the one who holds a grudge and is a pissy bitch irl because the party's rogue stole his loot, or because his character tried to clumsily hit on someone and got told 'no way fag'.

On a small aside, your game night sounds awesome!

 

[Dusk]

Just imagine his heavy breathing Twitter audio begs, but him actively trying to roleplay.

Even worse would be the actual mechanical side of things, as he's fucking stupid.

"Roll to hit"
-rolls a d6-
"No, to hit. The 20 sided one."
-rolls-
"Ok, now roll damage"
-rolls a d20-
"It's been 3 sessions, you should know this by now. Look at your weapons. D4 +3"

Lou would then count with his fingers and then try to stammer his way through how a dagger hit would require stupid Amazon acrobatics and sulk because he didn't kill the creature. Then on other's turns he would try to tell them what to do.

I DM every second Friday night as part of a "work week over, let's get drunk and roll dice" thing with my friends, and have been doing so for ~5 years. I see so many red flags with how Lou conducts himself that it genuinely gives me a sense of dread just thinking about him as a player.

This is giving me the shivers because I do something similar with my friends when I come home. It's even LGBT-friendly--basically six or seven faggots of both genders drinking tequila and having a grand old time. However, as every DM knows, it only takes one person to turn a fun pastime into a 2-hour torture sesh, and Lou would be the WORST. PLAYER. EVER, and here's why ten reasons why.
1) No creativity.
2) Constant identity crises.
3) Retardation.
4) He's rude and has no social skills.
5) Fat.
6) The odor.
7) He would probably sexually harass the gay men in your group by asking them what sex feels like in painstaking detail, and call the lesbians transphobic cunts.
You would have to replace all of your carpets after he walks on them.
9) Listening to his lispy, toothless, hick voice in person would lower the property value of your ears so much that you wouldn't be able to listen to any song that's not a parody of an existing song or originally appeared on My Little Pony.
10) Imagine your stupidest friend--the one person who, though you love them, is always fucking up. Either they lost your wallet, or they drove their car into a lamppost, or they were supposed to be the designated driver, and they're now seventeen Old Fashioneds deep and rounding second base with a girl named Jeff. They might end up donating to him, and do you really want that on your conscience?
I rest my case.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

On a small aside, your game night sounds awesome!

You have no idea.

Werewolves in human form wearing various animal furs = "Wait, they're fucking furries!"

Cue an hour of: "Is their creature type 'Degenerate'?"

"Do they have a quick release ass-flap?"

"I assume they're wearing something metal, so I use "heat metal" on their crotch to force them to talk"

 

[BoobWhiskers]

You have no idea.

Werewolves in human form wearing various animal furs = "Wait, they're fucking furries!"

Cue an hour of: "Is their creature type 'Degenerate'?"

"Do they have a quick release ass-flap?"

"I assume they're wearing something metal, so I use "heat metal" on their crotch to force them to talk"

Oh my god, run a campaign where every boss fight is a D&D version of a cow of choice. I think that D&D streamers are pure cancer but god I would pay cash money.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

Oh my god, run a campaign where every boss fight is a D&D version of a cow of choice. I think that D&D streamers are pure cancer but god I would pay cash money.

True story: In a moment of scrambling for a name after stuff going off the rails few sessions ago, I called a gypsy woman "Mama Gags" who has a fat cunt of a son called "Lewis". Had to pull something out of my ass and Louie was at the top of my brain.

The rogue rolled a natural 20 to seduce mama gags and spent a night in her gypsy tent rocking her world and stealing her trinkets. Cut to Lewis being outside her tent listening in with tears in his eyes.

The party then burned the camp down in the morning over a perceived slight against them. Truely, my players are chaotic murderhobos.

So I guess in a way - Lou has participated in D&D! Congrats Louie!

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EDIT: off topic, but as for how I played mama gags: There's a semi-well known characature of the deadbeat shitty mother that was popular in Australia in the early 90s / late 80's. Just seemed to fit, so this is what Mama Gags was like.

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I've just realised, this is -very- Louis behaviour. "How dare you not tell me when you're water is going to break! So inconsiderate!"

New profile pic.

Looks munted. Why is the muzzle asymmetrical? Is that blushing? If so, why the yellow bits? What's up with the ears and how the hair falls behind it? Why are the proportions getting worse the longer I fucking look at it?? Am I having a stroke?

 

[Pinball 2000]

Looks munted. Why is the muzzle asymmetrical? Is that blushing? If so, why the yellow bits? What's up with the ears and how the hair falls behind it? Why are the proportions getting worse the longer I fucking look at it?? Am I having a stroke?

It looks to be in line with some of Lou's previous artwork commissions, in that he primarily targets teenagers (who don't know of his infamy) and/or inexperienced artists who undercharge for their work.

It fits in line with Lou though; we already know Lou's on several artist blacklists, and he's unwilling to pay more than $20 for an icon he'll inevitably forget about in a week anyway (unless it's from Gneech, at which point he'll recolor it endlessly).

 

[Iron Hamster]

lol @ another deformed weasel.

 

[Dusk]

True story: In a moment of scrambling for a name after stuff going off the rails few sessions ago, I called a gypsy woman "Mama Gags" who has a fat cunt of a son called "Lewis". Had to pull something out of my ass and Louie was at the top of my brain.

The rogue rolled a natural 20 to seduce mama gags and spent a night in her gypsy tent rocking her world and stealing her trinkets. Cut to Lewis being outside her tent listening in with tears in his eyes.

The party then burned the camp down in the morning over a perceived slight against them. Truely, my players are chaotic murderhobos.

So I guess in a way - Lou has participated in D&D! Congrats Louie!

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EDIT: off topic, but as for how I played mama gags: There's a semi-well known characature of the deadbeat shitty mother that was popular in Australia in the early 90s / late 80's. Just seemed to fit, so this is what Mama Gags was like.

https://youtu.be/sbn6R3CNggc

Oh my God, I need to do this over Christmas break. I've been sending some of our favorite Lou selfies (along with Clawshrimpy candids) to my friends as reaction images. I love to drop some of my favorite Lou pics in the group chat while two of my best friends from home are walking home from work. At night. Spooky stuff, yinz guise.

Anyhow, it seems like he hasn't learned his lesson about staying in his lane, since he's sperging about Britain again. I remember very clearly when he got reamed out over calling Irish people terrorists. HOW MANY TIMES WE GOTTA TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN??

 

[Spoonomancer]

It looks to be in line with some of Lou's previous artwork commissions, in that he primarily targets teenagers (who don't know of his infamy) and/or inexperienced artists who undercharge for their work.

It fits in line with Lou though; we already know Lou's on several artist blacklists, and he's unwilling to pay more than $20 for an icon he'll inevitably forget about in a week anyway (unless it's from Gneech, at which point he'll recolor it endlessly).

that's especially concerning especially when you think about how Lou typically interacts with NSFW content and also typically has the No Minors thing in his bio as a result.

ALSO that statement is false I'm pretty sure Gneech has been paid by Lou to draw more than two pictures.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

True story: In a moment of scrambling for a name after stuff going off the rails few sessions ago, I called a gypsy woman "Mama Gags" who has a fat cunt of a son called "Lewis". Had to pull something out of my ass and Louie was at the top of my brain.

The rogue rolled a natural 20 to seduce mama gags and spent a night in her gypsy tent rocking her world and stealing her trinkets. Cut to Lewis being outside her tent listening in with tears in his eyes.

The party then burned the camp down in the morning over a perceived slight against them. Truely, my players are chaotic murderhobos.

Oh my FUCKING god, that's beautiful. Tell your party I owe them a sketch sometime, haha.

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Looks munted. Why is the muzzle asymmetrical? Is that blushing? If so, why the yellow bits? What's up with the ears and how the hair falls behind it? Why are the proportions getting worse the longer I fucking look at it?? Am I having a stroke?

That is a whole-ass WOLF, lol, and not a good one at that. He should have picked an amateur furry who could only draw cat-things instead of one that could only draw dog-things. The pink is supposed to be blush, and the flecks of yellow are an absolutely retarded understanding of where on a tiger's face the stripes go (plus whether or not they go over or under kawaiiii uguuuuuu blush).
That boy has GOT to learn to pick artists who can actually draw, this is actually worse than no profile picture at all lol.

ALSO that statement is false I'm pretty sure Gneech has been paid by Lou to draw more than two pictures.

Well over two, between shitty pencil sketches and... well, shitty non-pencil sketches, imho, he's probably commissioned Gneech ten times or more. Maybe if you tape them all together they might actually add up to a single good-quality commission. :rainbows: