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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
So now she is also blinded by her "siezures", I don't think I've seen her mention that before:
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https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1440867449247649792 (https://archive.ph/lZhSk)
Real amazing how she rode in a tractor, went to town, went for coffee, posted every 5 min and took selfies with no or limited vision.

I don't know much about vision loss following a seizure (especially vision loss that occurs so long after one,) but a quick Google search tells me that they most often happen in the rare population that has occipital seizures. And out of that rare population, the vision disturbances primarily happen in young children.

Occipital seizures typically don't have auras, though apparently they can present as migraine like symptoms. If she had migraine symptoms, there's no way she'd be running around town with her eyes glued to a bright phone.

Shes just pulling symptoms out of a hat, it seems.
 
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That's not how it works.... that's not how any of it works.
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KiNdNeSs: I have finished consuming nutrients which I require for sustenance of this tired body. I just hope my partner doesn't worry too much. I am fine. I just have 47 siezures a day and I am convinced I cannot do anything right. Because of this I will put some distance between my partner and I so that I may better assess the situation that is currently arising. I cannot guarantee that my headmates are in the correct headspace right now and therefore I must think of my situation back home because I am afraid to survive on my own and I should correct such thoughts as not to cause further problems for my person at this time. Also, I was abused and threatened so I must adventure elsewhere.
Fucking nailed it...BRAVO!
 
In other, non Kindness-related news, the furry Tranch documentarian is getting a pair of bolt-ons installed, and decided he needed to announce this to the internet.

Mostly just complaining about "transmedicalists". Still no news updates on the Tranchumentary yet though.
This is what youtube money goes to: him getting breast and complaining about gatekeeping. I wonder if Ash's choice for surgery spurred Kevin to get his own augmentation, timeline would match up.
Kindness: I'm gonna make the make the most of this relationship while I still can.
Bonnie: We're so cute UwU.
Bonnie is shallow and sees her as an accessory? Color me surprised.

Seriously though, I don't blame him for not replying to her online. Like what the fuck you going to say when she tweets at 450mph and she's also breaking down in front of you? Gotta choose one breakdown at a time. I do think he's not great at being a boyfriend either, though. Goddamn straights with extra steps.
 
The like ratio's disappointing but I bet the comments are a true treasure trove.
Honestly who's ever going to watch this shit except for furries and faggots though? Ash isn't popular or well known enough in the mainstream to attract negative attention.
 
Ha, I knew she was a tweaker too. That explains a lot.
White Monsters and Adderall isn’t so much a tweaker thing as an eating disorder thing.
Is it T that causes your body to just sag? She's not a big girl yet she resembles someone who's lost a ton of weight in a short period of time
She has lost a ton of weight but it’s because she’s just a slightly more colorful variety of ana-chan. Check out the munchie thread for more women just like Kindness, minus the testosterone and piss videos. Her particular cocktail of crazy is pretty interesting but the most interesting thing to me is how much she commits to the bit. Even the extra dedicated Floridian ana-chan munchies with toobs and Self-trained service dogs still take the day off and go to Disneyworld.
 
If this bitch actually has epilepsy there's no way she can have a driver's license. Slight PL but a close friend has it and she can't drive because of it.

Horrifyingly Colorado doesn’t have any rules against driving if you suffer from seizures. They might want you to have the occasional checkup, but that’s it.
 
If this bitch actually has epilepsy there's no way she can have a driver's license. Slight PL but a close friend has it and she can't drive because of it.
As has been pointed out it varies state by state, and it would also require she actually goes to a doctor for a diagnosis and I think we can all tell that she decides what she has and is clearly not on meds for much of anything except MAYBE ADHD. The fact she's popping Adderall like crazy also should tell you something as that pill does specifically lower the seizure threshold and she makes no mention of taking the ones you'd expect, not even Ativan which most people are aware can be used to treat one in a pinch.

EDIT: In fact I just checked, if you have a seizure while on Adderall the doctor pulls the script immediately and tells you to stop taking it.
 
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Alyssa texts faster than Bonnie can keep up with and is writing essays in them.
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Sky is megacucked. #freesky
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The other shoe must be dropping quick for Bonnie at this point. He’s basically brought home the equivalent of a puppy that was abandoned because it won’t stop having seizures and shitting all over the floor.

There are two wimminz, besides Alyssa Jo, currently at the ranch.
Not sure, but I assume they are living in the refugee tent.

This giant nigress (Twitter: SPARKLEGRYMM):
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And her "boyfriend" (Twitter: NeptuneVulpis):
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Shit eating Jen and Penis Logue have been injecting her with T.
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She shares the Tranch's pro-violence-against-women stance:
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She's proud of her Narcissistic Personality Disorder, you ableist bigots.
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Also bipolar borderline and antisocial personality disorders. (Thanks for the correction @AMHOLIO )
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And plural, because of course.
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Just a reminder that FTM are like massively more mentally unwell than most AGPs.

So we have 4 women on the tranch now black ftm and her narcissistic scene ftm gf, ftm who lives in a trailer and posts on tiktok, and now Kindness. First 3 all live off the main house but Kindness gets fast tracked to being a house troon because of her bpd hypersexuality. This’ll be interesting.
I’ve mentioned it a lot before in the Gibes Thread but it is really hilarious how these guys have managed to make a feudal monarchy based on sexual favors with the “kings”

Or because they're heterosexual men and autogynephile perverts, it's inevitable one of them will hit on her in a way she considers literal rape.
Yeah I really believe that she’s going to “whistle blow“ as soon as Bonnie realizes he’s made a huge mistake and tries to get rid of her.

The reason I don't think she'd go to therapy is because I don't think she's actually psychotic. She's borderline and manic. She doesn't have headmates or delusions (at least not in the form that she thinks she can control souls or whatever), she's just pretending. An actual person that deep into psychosis would be way less coherent and stable than Kindness is (yes, she's comparatively coherent and stable).
As such, going to therapy would require her to admit that, and she's not going to want to do that.

I'm wheezing from this mental image.
some thing I notice was being on the Kiwi Farms is that I believe that girls who come from families very well todo/ successful parents Tend to have all these weird attention seeking gender bending mental issues.

she doesn’t need a psychiatrist or a prescription. She needs attention and a hug from her father
 
she doesn’t need a psychiatrist or a prescription. She needs attention and a hug from her father
I disagree: kiwis have diagnosed her with 15 different guesses at disorders for a reason. She may need a hug from dad, but right now, it isn't enough. And goddamn, it won't EVER be enough: she craves attention like an addict and will do tons and tons to get it, to the point of destroying her life. She sees minor inconveniences as either massive faults by her or others, and reacts as if someone died.

She won't do well with therapy though. She seeks too much attention and doesn't have the will or self awareness needed to change that. She's entitled to the attention like an addict with drugs. She also just would not listen: you could see it when her employer emailed her a job reminder and Alyssa freaked out over how abusive it was. She maybe one day might burn herself out, but it is more than likely she'd waste the therapist time than anything.

Also drugs won't help because she thinks she knows better and would fuck around with them lol.
 
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nevermind. Tomatoes are notoriously hard to grow in England without a hoop house and even still they tend to succumb to various diseases and whatnot. I may be in a much colder zone, but it's consistent sunshine and daily temps during the growing season.

I would send you some tomatoes if I could.

(At least you can grow rhubarb? It's an absolute no go here.)
My old place had a well established rhubarb crown and I didn't have to do anything to it, it just grew. It was on clay soil as well, which they're not supposed to like. I haven't planted any rhubarb since because the only thing I know to do with it is basically just rhubarb crumble or rhubarb and custard and I don't really eat that many desserts.
Just joined the farm to say I’m a North-Brit-fag who managed to get tomatoes to ripen outside this year, due to climate change. Rhubarb bolted though and no blackcurrants at all.

And I’m really appreciating this thread and its posters which has me absolutely glued to every new travesty going down on the tranch. Thank you.

I’ll shut up now but just to finish off the introduction, I’m a Gen-Xer who found out about KF via Twitter after the Chris-Chan / Tucker Carlson episode. And Graham Linehan made some positive comment too, he loves you people.
I don't have blackcurrants but I do have blackberries and they're fucked this year. None of them have ripened at all, none in the hedgerows or scrubland near me either. I would be interested to know what tomatoes you grew though, I don't know if it's the varieties I've used before or if I'm just crap at tomatoes lol
It's funny to me how Bonnie doesnt seem to acknowledge or address kindess' BPD posting (as really any well reasoned adult should), but will reply to her other uplifting posts on twitter.

Kindness: I think I'm going to have another seizure.
Bonnie: ...

Kindness: I'm gonna make the make the most of this relationship while I still can.
Bonnie: We're so cute UwU.
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Yknow I think Bonnie might be doing something mildly intelligent here (which almost makes up for being dumb enough to bring the BPD fairy onto the tranch).

He might be gritting his teeth and humouring her. "Yes my darling, I love you too, it pains me to be away from you but this is how things have to be. Think of your rescue animals. Even if I never see you again you'll know that we can be intimate psychically. Of course we can go on a few more dates while you recover, I treasure every moment with you." and then slowly ease her off the tranch. Kindness isn't going to split on someone who she thinks is her heartsweet and right now feels guilty that she's hurting her "metamour" Sky.

If Bonnie started suggesting she needs to calm down or - gasp - actually criticised her, he'll fall off that pedestal and have to deal with borderline rage. That will probably still happen at some point, but by then she'll be safely off the tranch and anything she tweets will be drowned out because she tweets 800 times a day.
some thing I notice was being on the Kiwi Farms is that I believe that girls who come from families very well todo/ successful parents Tend to have all these weird attention seeking gender bending mental issues.

she doesn’t need a psychiatrist or a prescription. She needs attention and a hug from her father
She needed hugs from her father when she was a little girl. Trauma's one of the risk factors for a kid turning out to be borderline, another is conditional approval/neglect. If a kid feels insecure in their parents' affection, and only seems to get attention when she does something good (like getting an A on her test) or when she does something bad (like throwing a tantrum) then the kid can develop an idea that love is transactional and if you're not trying hard enough you'll be ignored. By adulthood that's baked in and you've got a fuckup who constantly thinks everyone is going to abandon her and resorts to desperate measures to avoid abandonment (and gets borderline rage over perceived abandonment).

If Kindness was molested as a kid that's a twofer, because her parents would have made a huge fuss and she might have internalised being a victim = love and attention (kinda like how some munchies were genuinely sick as a kid and internalised being ill = love and attention).
 
If we didn't have a few tweets from Bonnie and Kevin acknowledging her, I would be starting to think none of this is real, lol. I am getting a kick out of reading her commentary about being so uwu loved and cared for by Bonnie/Paul and then we rewind and see he just poked his head into her room before stomping off. She's a hysterical Victorian damsel, and I'm living for it. Forget about a specific diagnosis, just picture her running through the hallways in a long nightgown about to set the house on fire. You've seen this character a million times.

Like, a major thing that strikes me about her Twitter is that she sets up arcs. She begins the day with "Massive pain, can't move, so thankful to my lover, hopefully I won't be much of a burden." She has already given us the day's obstacle that must be overcome, the motivation to overcome it (Bonnie), and foreshadowing of what she expects will happen (she will be a burden). She then fulfills the necessary story beats by getting herself into deeper trouble, each time setting up new motivations and obstacles and warily waiting for the people around her to start picking up that her "foreshadowing" is not just a coinky-dink but an actual, malicious threat of what she's fixing to do. I think she really does believe to some degree that she is going through all of this, but the main thing is that she's addicted to being in the center of the story and always crafts everything around those highs and lows. No one even has to respond to it; she can just believe in her heart that everyone hates her, and that's enough.

Also I don't mind people talking about her conditions as if they're real because knowing more about the supposed conditions helps us see if they're based in anything or not. Even if they're all delusions, it can tell us what brand of crazy she is if she seems to follow the script of what a normal person with seizures would have or if she's just completely winging it.
 
I disagree: kiwis have diagnosed her with 15 different guesses at disorders for a reason.
If you feel like a 15 paragraph microscopic diagnosis of this cunt, just STOP. Just SHUT THE FUCK UP. I am a Real Internet Psychiatrist, and medically, what we call someone like this is a COMPLETE FUCKUP. That's really the medical terminology for it. The diagnosis is FUCKUP and the treatment is beating the shit out of them with bars of soap in a pillow case.

You're welcome.
 
It's telling how Bonnie selectively acknowledges Kindness' tweets. Generic, terse praise messages for relationship-related messages and complete radio silence on her performative and increasingly bombastic health crisis. She's sewing as much chaos as possible for her own perceived personal gain. I don't understand how anyone could read any of her Twitter feed and conclude that her seizures are real and not a fictitious attention-seeking behavior.

Are any of the other Tranchers interacting with her Twitter feed at all? I'd love to be a fly on the wall for all the seething about the two cardinal sins that Bonnie committed. Bringing home a cis woman into their boys club is the first one and the second one is that woman happened to be a histrionic co-morbid dumpster fire. I have no doubt that Kindness is 'trans' just as an attention-seeking measure and not as a sincere expression of her legitimate gender identity. She's cis for all intents and purposes and flaunting it with a lot of pictures of her extremely female presenting body.
 
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