Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[burntgrilledcheese]

So her only outdoor adventures so far involve her going to Portage glacier, a glacier you literally drive right up to (no need to hike; she's in the parking lot at the glacial lake in that shot), and a wildlife sanctuary to see a moose inside an enclosure. Ridiculous on multiple levels, as simply being in a car around Anchorage is usually enough to see a moose on the side of the road or in someone's garden. I doubt she even bothers to look away from her front facing camera while she's in the car though. The ride out to Portage glacier and the wildlife sanctuary, up Turnagain Arm, is gorgeous and unendingly photogenic. There are even pull off spots right on the highway that would make for incredible photo ops, but you know, minimal effort and all that.

 

[DoorPost101]

Video version of the dessert.
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I'm not gonna grab the Bowie ones because he's a child, but I can confirm there are three of the damn things.
She's trying to Disney Channel the poor kid.

Who the fuck needs that much ice cream?

 

[Gay Mouth]

Who the fuck needs that much ice cream?

Tess

 

[Cheesegirl78]

The butter gift box is from Chrissy Teigen.

Of course SHE would send Tess something, cunts attract cunts.

 

[Gay Mouth]

dont scorpion tattoos mean youre hiv + nowadays? i think i read that somewhere

Ported over from the Anisa thread. LOL. As if she could catch an STD, she can’t even catch a dick.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

The butter gift box is from Chrissy Teigen.

Of course SHE would send Tess something, cunts attract cunts.

Even though Tubbers is on the F-list, her distant acquaintances are high up enough to keep her ego as large as her ass.

 

[Gramlol]

Even though Tubbers is on the F-list, her distant acquaintances are high up enough to keep her ego as large as her ass.

Honestly I think teighan is trying to score woke points off TESS HOLLIDAY ffs. But Chrissy is so out of touch that she didn't get the memo Tess is not a household name anymore like she was briefly in some pockets of Burgerland

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Honestly I think teighan is trying to score woke points off TESS HOLLIDAY ffs. But Chrissy is so out of touch that she didn't get the memo Tess is not a household name anymore like she was briefly in some pockets of Burgerland

Chrissy was telling Courtney Stodden (who identifies as they/them) to kill herself, take a dirt nap, etc.
You think Tess would be horrified that Chrissy insulted one of the precious NB people, but since Chrissy is slightly higher on the food chain than Tess, it's totes good, y'all!

Fat fucking hypocrite.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

Christy was telling Courtney Stodden (who identifies as they/them) to kill herself, take a dirt nap, etc.
You think Tess would be horrified that Chrissy insulted one of the precious NB people, but since Chrissy is slightly higher on the food chain than Tess, it's totes good, y'all!

Fat fucking hypocrite.

Chrissy is a cow herself but she never has to face the consequences of her actions because she has always had connections in the industry. She's famous but no one knows what for. She was exposed for being a weirdo to a 16 y.o girl and the internet hated her ever since, it surprised me for a moment that tess is associating with her but I checked on Chrissy and apparently she still gets features on Vogue so that makes sense now.

Spoiler: Shit that got chrissy cancelled

Bonus: she also uses her kids for clout

 

[Flawmil]

Chrissy is a cow herself but she never has to face the consequences of her actions because she has always had connections in the industry. She's famous but no one knows what for. She was exposed for being a weirdo to a 16 y.o girl and the internet hated her ever since, it surprised me for a moment that tess is associating with her but I checked on Chrissy and apparently she still gets features on Vogue so that makes sense now.

Spoiler: Shit that got chrissy cancelled

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Bonus: she also uses her kids for clout
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Tess has always been up Chrissy Tiegens asshole. The reason she didn’t chime in on the cancelling of Chrissy is because they both have controversy related to bullying.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Chrissy is a cow herself but she never has to face the consequences of her actions because she has always had connections in the industry. She's famous but no one knows what for. She was exposed for being a weirdo to a 16 y.o girl and the internet hated her ever since, it surprised me for a moment that tess is associating with her but I checked on Chrissy and apparently she still gets features on Vogue so that makes sense now.

Spoiler: Shit that got chrissy cancelled

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Bonus: she also uses her kids for clout
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I never knew what she was famous for either, except being married to John Legend.
But apparently she modeled before she married him. For who, I don't know, I've never seen her in editorial or campaigns.

 

[Gay Mouth]

I never knew what she was famous for either, except being married to John Legend.
But apparently she modeled before she married him. For who, I don't know, I've never seen her in editorial or campaigns.

She was in a John legend music video where she’s naked and that’s how they met, she then showed up at his hotel and they fucked, so I guess that’s a modeling job

 

[Gramlol]

I never knew what she was famous for either, except being married to John Legend.
But apparently she modeled before she married him. For who, I don't know, I've never seen her in editorial or campaigns.

I think sports illustrated swimsuit edition??

 

[Oscar Winner]

She was in a John legend music video where she’s naked and that’s how they met, she then showed up at his hotel and they fucked, so I guess that’s a modeling job

To me, that sounds like a modelling job that segued into prostitution. CT is a bubble-faced fucktard, and I would not have sex with her.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

She was in a John legend music video where she’s naked and that’s how they met, she then showed up at his hotel and they fucked, so I guess that’s a modeling job

Agreed. Chrissy is mostly one of those “famous for being famous” people like Nicole Richie or Kimberly Stewart. Everything about her feels fake, even her “canceling” felt like a PR hack job.

To me, that sounds like a modelling job that segued into prostitution. CT is a bubble-faced fucktard, and I would not have sex with her.

Sounds familiar. Birds of a feather flock together and all that.

 

[NoReturn]

From Alaska to Disneyland. At least she brought the kid with her:

And look at these creatures that did recognize her and say hi.

Spoiler: More

 

[bloomingcactus]

From Alaska to Disneyland. At least she brought the kid with her:
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And look at these creatures that did recognize her and say hi.
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Spoiler: More

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I feel like I'm being old but a black mesh shirt to Disneyland? In most photos where you can see her legs she's trying that one leg forward pose. Uwu I look totally thin.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

From Alaska to Disneyland. At least she brought the kid with her:
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And look at these creatures that did recognize her and say hi.
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Spoiler: More

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All I can think of for these pictures:
FATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATPOORBOWIEFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATTIESALLAROUND!

 

[Oscar Winner]

I feel like I'm being old but a black mesh shirt to Disneyland? In most photos where you can see her legs she's trying that one leg forward pose. Uwu I look totally thin.

Spamela Hamderson mesh shirt sunburn

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

All I can think of for these pictures:
FATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATPOORBOWIEFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATTIESALLAROUND!

How jealous did Ryann get when she kept meeting other fat girls that were less fat than her but had much larger boobs than her, very or extremely?