Maybe I don’t hang around the right threads…. But the fuck’s a spoonie?
Also, does it seem like Kevvy is trying to keep her around to troll Bonnie?
Don't forget, at Denfur, Kevin had a crush on Kindness, before we knew her name, we knew of her, from his tweets.
Well this is smart, if Bonnie kicks her out she can just latch onto one of the other house troons. Which one is transcucumber again?
Transcucumber is Neck. Bryan Loeper, the deadbeat dad.
If it's him she has a crush on, I am shamefully excited.
I had a feeling, from the moment Kevin mentioned Kindness and Neck being at the Tranch at the same time, that Kindness would try to jump dick and onto the Transcucumber.
Objectively, he is not overweight, not balding, has not been on HRT for too long so his junk still works, and unlike Don Pablo Alejandro Mendoza de la Trancha, he doesn't need to employ farm machinery to lift his gigantic fupa to even find it.
As horrifying as it is, Neck is a prime catch on the Tranch.
I will now go and cover myself in the blood of Jesus for knowing, thinking, and typing these cursed words.