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Even if YT does fully copy Twitch his North Korean control on that chat just kills it. Plus OIC didn't tend to give out subs to the same people over and over and I dunno how he'll find new people since I don't think it would work like Twitch with finding names? This on the other hand would make it very easy for him to gift subs to all his socks.
 
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NynchLiggers said:
I'm pretty sure his mind will break when he gets expelled from the khando, possibly even trying to assault bystanders.
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I agree that there is a pretty decent chance that he'll loose his shit and fall apart at some point.

BUT from most of the interactions we've seen him have with real people he has acted like a complete pussy and not the type to ''take this shit outside''.

Granted sometimes these kind of persons does turn out to defy expectations if they have a breakdown, so it might turn out like you said, but I doubt it.
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Phil's day just got a whole lot better. Time for OIC to reintroduce that "organic growth."
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This calls for some extra fancy gin and celebratory WWE pulls.
 
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DontEatSilicaGel said:
Yon't tell me he's not worth tippin' for. You can't tell me he's not worth goin' bankrupt for. You know it's true. Everything tip I do. I do it for....

I fucking hate 90's music. Anyone who said it was good never lived through. Ruined my weekend and it's not even the weekend!
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Well in that case...

Superchats hit me so hard
Makes me say "Oh, my Lord
Thank you, for tipping me
Who said "You can't load for free""
It feels good when tips roll in
securing me next Champions wins,
Detractors, creds and IRS,
suck my dick, you can't touch this

I told you, horsey
they can't touch this
Yeah, that's how we livin', and ya know
They can't touch this!

Look in my eyes, superblindman
They can't touch this
Yo, let me bust your funky nuts, Nigel
You can't touch this

Fresh new doordash, narrows my pants
gobbeling down
makes me wanna dance
Dollars, Dollars, rolling in,
from my wheelchairs
makes me grin

Hold on
have to call oic, tips goal is essential here,
Breakfast, lunch and dinner too
I will always charge on you
fuck that cucks at kiwifarts,
got scamming techs like highest arts

Yo, I told you
You can't touch this
Another 200 rolling in?
You can't touch this
this is every day, sucker
You can't touch this
but for me, it's just tuesday
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Phil's day just got a whole lot better. Time for OIC to reintroduce that "organic growth."
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The question would be which Youtube creators will get the benefit of gifted subs. Phil is such a small time Youtuber that he most likely will fall through the roster give or take his subnumber (I mean he as 193k subs but gets only 200 viewers each stream)
And he isn't even apllicable for the cheer option Youtube gave several creators so he can't get money from those (not sure if he even qualifies for that).
 
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Balr0g said:
The question would be which Youtube creators will get the benefit of gifted subs. Phil is such a small time Youtuber that he most likely will fall through the roster give or take his subnumber (I mean he as 193k subs but gets only 200 viewers each stream)
And he isn't even apllicable for the cheer option Youtube gave several creators so he can't get money from those (not sure if he even qualifies for that).
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I foresee him going back to Twitch as soon as it becomes clear to him hes too much of a pissant for the googlebots to let him get those benefits.
 
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I've seen accounts with 500 followers that consistently get more likes and RTs than DSP. Maybe by the end of this year he'll get as much "interaction" on twitter as a 500 follower account, such a massive improvement from going full lockdown. Nice going Dave.
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Think about it this way: DSP has 25.9K people who follow his account, yet the only time you ever see anything past double digits is when he says one of his hot takes that lands him in deep shit, and even double digits is rare as fuck. That's a ton of people who (SHOCK HORROR) don't give a fuck about what he has to say.

Now of those 25.9K followers, I'm willing to bet there are tons of dead as fuck accounts. But then let's assume that his members on his YouTube streams and frequent followers follow Phil on social media just to know when he's streaming (you can hit the bell on his channel, so you don't really need to do that but whatever, this is an example), that'd be like, what 200 people, maybe? And of those 200, only a couple of people actually talk in Phil's chat, maybe like 6 or something? That's pretty hilariously pathetic with a channel that has over 190,000 subscribers.

I guess I'm just adding to your point here, but yeah, nobody gives a fuck about what he says except detractors... and he either has them blocked, or you need to follow him just to talk comment on his shit... which he'll then block you if you say something out of line. So he's just braying into the wind. At least smaller accounts let people talk.
 
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KafkaesqueSnuffleupagus said:
Again worth repeating here. I’d be more worried about BoA taking LEGAL action towards the nosy people accessing his bank accounts. It’s more about if Phil pisses and moans enough and has been a customer long enough that the Bank decides to PROSECUTE People. Phil doesn’t really have an option to sue.

edit: Just wanna be on the record. I think Bank of America is going to laugh their asses of at him and nothing will happen. Which is going to trigger Pigsler.
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Bank of America and the many other creditors Phil had couldn't be assed to send in some intern and collect another few grand from Phil in his bankruptcy, why would they bother using resources on people who called to get Phil's information and didn't even do anything with it.
 
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PyroAlert said:
So by now Phil has devoured his IHOP door dash breakfast and drank at least a quarter bottle of gin.
Now his 320 lb wife who is still rapidly gaining weight is driving Phil and herself with extreme prejudice towards the Fred Meyer a half mile away. Phil is in the passenger seat, getting a quick burst of dopamine after doing some WWE pulls, but Phil is nervous, Khet said she was hungry, like really hungry, and Phil only brought in $100 in tips yesterday. He is going to have to not pull much today because BIG Khet needs the frozen lasagna.
Phil will start to feel better in a little bit when they go to the Sheri’s and Phil can devour another All American Brunch while he pulls more WWE Champions as he tries to ignore the sounds of grease and slop being guzzled by his 325+ lb wife, who is still hungry. Phil is looking forward to his slice of S’mores pie while Khet is excited for the rest of the pie Phil buys with the children’s money.
The day is only half over, and Phil will sigh and think to himself, if only those mouth drooling detractor trolls knew how difficult his life is. These trolls, who are just like the people who stormed the capital on January 6th, show him zero respect and cost him putting on a silly hat twice yesterday. His life has been tough, it has.
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lmao i love how she gained 5 pounds on the drive over
 
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I have to make an apology.

@Shirō Ishii mentioned in chat about OIC and his possible steroid use.

I said that OIC will TARD FUCK Phils horse to death from the steroids and backed up coom.

That devolved chats discussion im to Mr. HANDS and weird animal Penises.

Wait, im NOT SORRY, this shit is funny to me, fuck you all Lmao. this is why i love KF.
 
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