US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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This is entirely due to AOC's being retarded and making a big deal out of it. She has to be a neocon plant, no one can actually be this dumb.
You are aware of what forum you're on, right? Many such cases displayed here! Sad Hilarious!
Joe Biden is a man who has been in politics his entire adult life. He first ran for president in 1988 but dropped out pretty quickly once he started getting accused of plagiarism. He served on some important senate committees afterwards and tried to run again in 2008 but got pushed well out of the spotlight by Obama and settled for being the DNC's choice to shore up Obama based on being 'experienced' from his decades in the DC swamp. He was probably not seriously going to aim for the presidency after Obama on account of being too fucking old and enjoy his retirement while his golden boy Beau carried on his political legacy but Hillary's turn never came and Beau died of cancer leaving only Hunter the absolute fuckup. So the Democrats push him into running again in 2020 off of his 'experience' probably not expecting him to actually win at first but then the Chinese coof fucks it all up and gives them an opening to fortify their way in and here he is. The dog that finally caught the car except he's senile now and falling apart day by day.
It says a lot that a quick rundown on the man is an entire paragraph containing nothing but his constant fuckups...
 
You forgot the last part only works if you have ammo. :punished:
The Biden administration has decided that I cannot have ammo so that the Israelis can.

You thirsty mother fuckers make me glad I'm married and thus in no way tempted by the thirst.
Married and not attracted to Tulsi... that's a weird way to come out to your wife, bro. But I won't judge.
 
every person subpoened should respond to every question with AOC's excuse tweet for the riots:

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If Bannon is actually allowed to testify I think he'd fuck with them, laugh at Kinzinger when he tries to cry, but they'd probably tell the capitol police to shoot him during testimony.
Yeah, we know that protesting for policy changes is only ever permissible and positive if it's in a leftward direction. If people are protesting for less government interference in their lives, smaller government, and against dumb progressive ideas, then they're Nazis.

Everyone knows the score by now, except for leftists who think right-wing fascists somehow control everything somehow. I'm sure they'd point to the lack of socialized medicine as "proof" that the US is "ultra right-wing".
 
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