The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[TiddyApples]

An addiction to Meth is a kinda disability... but her teet are a little too good.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

That's not what it means you fucking hall monitor retard.

Explain how to consume marijuana while legally possessing a firearm.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

"None of my job apps are getting responses"

Gee, isn't it amazing how literally everyone on earth but Alyssa realizes you should probably have something else lined up before you smugquit your job with absolutely no savings? I thought her plan was to turn tricks anyways, unless by 'no responses' she actually means nobody's messaging her wanting to manhandle those mournful titties.

Not sure which would be funnier, if she's trying to apply for semi-reputable jobs with the absolute shitshow that is her public twitter, or if she's applying to 'nonprofits' run by the same kind of crazies that run in the Tranch's circles and even they think she's more of a liability than an asset. She seems to talk a big (manic) game, so I'd like to know what it is that people are picking up on.

 

[MetalParakeet]

You're right. The metabolic ones are especially easy to diagnose. Someone who seizes once or twice with a fucky blood glucose isn't going to go around saying that they have a seizure disorder; it'd be the same as saying that an uncontrolled diabetic has a toe-falling-off disorder.

When someone delegates her hype gal to take video of her admittedly non-epileptic seizures and post it on Twitter, that is a decent sign it's the psychogenic kind. (I like to think that the quoted grifter decided to own up to the "non-epileptic" part because she got too much critique on her seizure acting.)

Quick PL to explain some of my seizure sperging but I have seizures due to an electrolyte imbalance that was sparked by teenage stupidity. It's not epilepsy because it requires no medication and as long as I stay properly hydrated and keep my sodium and potassium levels in check, they don't happen.

Of course for junk like that it's easier to tell people it's epilepsy, because it's weird to explain and people quickly jump to "oh bitch is crazy" when you say non epileptic seizures, thanks to so many munchies and mentally unwell people dealing with them. So I could totally understand if someone with an underlying disorder just said "epilepsy" to simplify it.

But you're absolutely right, no one with legitimate seizures of any kind are going to be posting live plays of it on Twitter and tik tok. I feel like even those who suffer legitimate psychogenic ones probably believe they're real, at least at first, and would be treating them as such.

That's why I sort of lean to the idea that Alyssa is consciously making them up. It seems like an act rather than a side effect of her mental illnesses.

That being said, I'd like to see some studies that discuss the relation between personality disorders and seizures. I haven't really heard much about people with BPD or HPD suffering from them due to trauma, but I've seen a lot of those cluster b's intentionally fake them as a manipulation tactic.

I could be wrong and I'm too lazy to do my own research so if anyone brighter than me has some insight, lay it on me

 

[Lucanamarcan Baby Soup]

Explain how to consume marijuana while legally possessing a firearm.

You just lie and say it's Delta-8 weed

 

[BoobWhiskers]

On a side note, and of course taken with a grain of salt because it's hard to trust anything that comes from her crazy, crazy mouth, but I could see this being true and it might be an interesting backstory to dig into if a thread ever does develop.


(archive)

Actually involuntarily committed, maybe by her family? Packed off to 'problem child' boarding school? Psych patient the same way she's also a cowboy and a spy and a faeself?
Place your bets!

 

[hasbinot]

What with all the excitement in the trooniverse between Denfur, spectacular performances by orbiters and new confirmed tranchers I've got some updated cards to share. Orbiters now have cards too, posted in the other thread.

Penny and Kathryn get Denfur makeovers, Jen gets no update because boring.
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Bonnie and Sky get updates in keeping with their incursion into emotionally unhinged polyamory with Kindness / Alyssa.
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Spoiler: Prostiutes get nudes.

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Josie's updated headshot has been waiting a while to debut. Winter will probably never do anything interesting worth updating, likewise Daisy below.
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New temp tranchers! No government names for them, I'm taking that @SPARKLEGRYMM is Indigo from this tweet. I'm sure there are more I'm missing, but let's be honest, they're the least exciting aspect of the tranch right now.
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Amazing job as always. That Josie card had me literal loling. Where’s a card for the Neck?

 

[MetalParakeet]

On a side note, and of course taken with a grain of salt because it's hard to trust anything that comes from her crazy, crazy mouth, but I could see this being true and it might be an interesting backstory to dig into if a thread ever does develop.

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Actually involuntarily committed, maybe by her family? Packed off to 'problem child' boarding school? Psych patient the same way she's also a cowboy and a spy and a faeself?
Place your bets!

I bet Juvie. She seems like the type to kill the family dog because it got more attention than her

 

[The Angry Polack]

"None of my job apps are getting responses"

Gee, isn't it amazing how literally everyone on earth but Alyssa realizes you should probably have something else lined up before you smugquit your job with absolutely no savings? I thought her plan was to turn tricks anyways, unless by 'no responses' she actually means nobody's messaging her wanting to manhandle those mournful titties.

Not sure which would be funnier, if she's trying to apply for semi-reputable jobs with the absolute shitshow that is her public twitter, or if she's applying to 'nonprofits' run by the same kind of crazies that run in the Tranch's circles and even they think she's more of a liability than an asset. She seems to talk a big (manic) game, so I'd like to know what it is that people are picking up on.

I don't think she applied for any real jobs, I bet she was always just banking on leeching off the tranch but has to make it seem like that isn't her plan and all of this "misfortune" is just out of her control.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Ha, called it!

For someone like Alyssa Frauens (or Chris-chan), a 30-45 day hold would be "a long time", and she vanished off Twitter for a month earlier this year.

Her behavior and rapid deterioration makes me think it was probably stimulant psychosis.... especially if she admitted/boasted to a responding EMS crew or medics in an ER about things like her "seizures" & "headmates".

So not only is she a prohibited individual due to her drug usage, letting her stay at the Tranch with unsecured firearms is illegal on a Federal assfuck-level.

The only leeway they'd be given in court, is if the guns & ammo are locked in a safe and unaccessible; as a normal, responsible family would do with a mentally ill dependant/spouse. But even so, dope use/possession nixes any defense they'd have, Earl or no Earl.

"Stellar Constellation" is akin to a double-negative; she probably thinks she's clever with it.

Amazing job as always. That Josie card had me literal loling. Where’s a card for the Neck?

A Rogue's Trannery

I don't think she applied for any real jobs, I bet she was always just banking on leeching off the tranch but has to make it seem like that isn't her plan and all of this "misfortune" is just out of her control.

Before first heading off to the Tranch, Alyssa Frauens was tweeting about all kinds of collaborative business ideas, accompanied by Bonnie's encouragements, which was then followed by silence. Also..... nothing else has been said about their "workshop".

I like to think she got froze out for running her mouth, and as soon as she leaves they immediately implement her ideas. Just imagine the seeth.

Also, places like Walmart have begun scanning social-media of new applicants around 2020, excepting cart-pushers & seasonal stockers (that I know of). Even their door-greeters are vetted now, so that's right out.

 

[It's DVS Motherfucker]

It's a munchie thing; they claim to have only so many activity points (called spoons) per day, which she's modified by having two different categories of spoons. This nutty cooz has an entire silverware drawer of crazy.

edit: Ninjas!

Tranch powerplay, initiate.

I know the odds are longer than neck², but Kevin spinning the Kindness saga into an attempted coup d'rot would be a fantastic fall arc for the tranch.

 

[stupid frog]

expect another post like this tomorrow, and the day after etc.

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obligatory picture of her sad tits.

i hate how she keeps changing her status name. bitch you aint that important

 

[behindyourightnow]

Anyone subscribed to Le Monde? [Link] [Archive]
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I love how the headline alone misgenders the FTM on the right by using “les éleveuses” which implies the whole group is female. An entirely different language and country’s TRAs, and they still don’t care about FtMs.

 

[Outwith Quiddany]

Full text of Le Monde article (archive)

Edit: full text is in the comment thread.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

It's been a while since I checked up on these lunatics, are the alpacas dead of starvation yet?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That being said, I'd like to see some studies that discuss the relation between personality disorders and seizures. I haven't really heard much about people with BPD or HPD suffering from them due to trauma, but I've seen a lot of those cluster b's intentionally fake them as a manipulation tactic.

There aren't many things more pitiable to the average person than someone who suffers regular seizures.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Full text of Le Monde article (archive)

For whatever reason, that archive looks like shit on my end. I find archive.md works best.

Dans le Colorado, au Ranch de la licorne obstinée, les éleveuses d’al…

archived 24 Sep 2021 04:26:58 UTC

archive.md

Spoiler: Fuck the frog's paywall

In Colorado, at the Ranch of the Stubborn Unicorn, alpaca ranchers are transgender and anarchists
This is the first "safe haven" for trans people in the United States. At Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, alpacas are raised along with picking up assaulted queers. The ranchers hope to make school.
The name, first. Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, the Ranch of the stubborn unicorn ... "I found it," Penny Logue apologizes. A mixture of childhood memories, fantastic stories, including the Chronicles of Amber, by Roger Zelazny, the mythical quest of a father missing in the land of unicorns. “A very queer symbol,” she adds. As for the adjective, it's simple: “Right from the start, I knew we needed tenacity. "
Like unicorns, alpacas are stubborn, even downright stubborn creatures. There are 180 camels on the ranch, including 18 newborns, who roam in small groups, looking wacky and astonished. This summer, the animals underwent their annual shearing - a fiesta called "Shear-a-palooza," which saw dozens of LGBTQ + activists landing in this remote corner of Colorado. Harvest: 900 kg of wool, sold to fashion houses. The ranch also has sheep, chickens and ten dogs, huge Australian and Pyrenean Shepherds, named after characters from Star Trek… “We're nerds,” Penny laughs.

Penellope Logue, 40, has a gabled hairstyle. The right side is cut very short, almost shaved; on the other, a Venetian blond or Tyrian rose river flows down, depending on the day. The activist founded the ranch in 2018, after leaving the military and beginning her gender transition. At first, it was "a solo project," she says, to disappear from circulation during the sometimes embarrassing period of body transformation. It has become a dodger after the Trump administration's offensive on transgender people.
On her belt, Penny wears a Ruger 300 Precision. On the knee, in a holster, a dagger. Regularly, the occupants of the ranch practice shooting. "Part of our mission is to show that you don't have to dig in and stay under the radar," describes the founder.
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In three years, the ranch has become a beacon for the LGBTQ + movement: the first popular transgender commune in the United States. A refuge, a place where transgender people have the opportunity to “build something”. “It had always been a dream in the community,” says Penny. But no one realized it. She succeeded because she was 'privileged', she thinks, a little less marginalized than most of her friends. “I owned a house, which I was able to sell. And having grown up on a farm [that of his grandparents], I had rural experience. "

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

They've confused their animals into homosexuality btw:
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Such a den of evil that the forces of nature themselves have been perverted and bastardized. No wonder grass never grows there.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Kindness's seizures are getting faker and more boring by the minute.

Girl the trancherinos won't believe you, kick it up a notch and quick. Everyone knows real, True and Honest seizures involve loss of sphincter tone (aka faecal and urinary incontinence)

But since her seizures are fake, nobody should have to worry about her shitting and pissing herself. Nope, not at all.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

It's been a while since I checked up on these lunatics, are the alpacas dead of starvation yet?

No, but it'll be a grim day when the money runs out and they can't buy anymore hay.