Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Assigned Host Body]

Hahahaha, DAMN.
Laugh, or cry?

Is there any laugh coming from anything troon, that doesn't come with a side of inner crying?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Why is Wedge such a goddamn cunt all the time? Some guy went out of his way to help him understand, and instead of being grateful Wedge passive-aggressively tells him to learn a new language for the next time.

Hmm....


Seriously I imagine it's because he was born entitled and will die entitled. He's homeless and at a job he hates and goddamnit he deserves better from this cis hetero society that traps him. He has such a low emotional iq that he can't see the real problems/consequences of his actions nor can he accept blame for anything or else his ego would crumble. He also has little to no empathy for the most part, and is stalwart on how things SHOULD be. I would not be surprised if he actually has autism, but I'd hate to insult my puzzle piece brothers and sisters like that.

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He really has no concept of sexy that most humans can comprehend. At least he makes most biolesbians log the fuck off of twitter for a good week or more.

I'd compare him to Bruce Campbell because he hates it when he is, but I love Bruce too much to drag him through the mud like this.

That is a spectacularly nasty sink.

Raouli should get together with Kindness and they can breed a race of horse-faced troons.

Kiwifarms truly is invested in the future of lolcows and watching the world burn.

"Everything male is female, everything female is male"

Transness as value inversion....interesting theory.

By that logic, you are both male and female, so using birth pronouns means we're not misgendering them.

A lot of troons are reactionary: Wedge is a prime example as he left his conservative Christian family and became a pagan troon who sleeps around gaily. A lot more are much more subtle than that, though. Not all troons are rebellious, but you can easily tell when they do stuff just to make normies mad versus for themselves.

Is there any laugh coming from anything troon, that doesn't come with a side of inner crying?

I always like it when they get BTFO'd and assblasted either on purpose or accidentally by someone or something they can't challenge. Now THAT is a cry free laugh.

 

[Constellationzero]

Seriously I imagine it's because he was born entitled and will die entitled. He's homeless and at a job he hates and goddamnit he deserves better from this cis hetero society that traps him. He has such a low emotional iq that he can't see the real problems/consequences of his actions nor can he accept blame for anything or else his ego would crumble.

Again--that is the direct result of no one, and I mean--NO ONE--calling him out on his bullshit, shaming him publicly for once in his life, or delivering real consequences.
Yeah, he's homeless with a tard stock job. But if you spend any time in case work, you see this so often...it's downright disturbing. Even his co-workers (and supervisor) probably just...back away and go somewhere else instead of calling out his bullshit when it happens. He probably gets "light" criticism instead of actual real feedback along with a set of short term goals to be met (without fail) by a certain date or consequences.

That's also because state DRS/DHS along with whatever mental health that takes Medicaid and whatever support programs/services he gets are NOT ALLOWED to call these lampreys out and dismiss them with the prejudice they actually need to have a snowball's chance in hell at survival. As a matter of fact...they make excuses. Right down to the MDs, Nurse Practitioners, and program directors and state appointed case managers. Excuses, not solutions.

Your tax dollars at work.

 

[Miss Misery]

Late, but in my opinion it's more likely his father spent his own money that Ripley had decided would be his when his father died.

One would assume a plastic surgeon would have plenty of money to leave when he dies; especially since Rioley is now an only child.

https://www.lemkefacialsurgery.com/staff/dr-lemke

Edit: I think I figured it out - Dad sold the family lake house: https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/6905-N-Rustic-Dr_Rhinelander_WI_54501_M91714-76050

 

[Outwith Quiddany]

One would assume a plastic surgeon would have plenty of money to leave when he dies; especially since Rioley is now an only child.

If I was Ridley's dad I'd seriously consider leaving everything to the son-in-law or literally anyone that doesn't sit around shitting in diapers and crying to twitter.

 

[Miss Misery]

Also I love that Rioley's dad, while saying he researches and learns the newest and most effective techniques, does NOT offer facial feminization surgery.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

One would assume a plastic surgeon would have plenty of money to leave when he dies; especially since Rioley is now an only child.

https://www.lemkefacialsurgery.com/staff/dr-lemke

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Edit: I think I figured it out - Dad sold the family lake house: https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/6905-N-Rustic-Dr_Rhinelander_WI_54501_M91714-76050

Oh no, not the lake house! That's clearly the family's entire estate and now Ripley will get nothing!

 

[A big guy (for you)]

I have no dick and I must coom.

Cope.

Seethe.

Dilate.

Spoiler: Thirst

It's tranny porn of course.

It's a deer, didn't know whether to include the full thing because porn.

This is an ftm? Or post op mtf.

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Spoiler: Lmao

They will always be moobs

 

[Formica Sample]

Late, but in my opinion it's more likely his father spent his own money that Ripley had decided would be his when his father died.

Ripley definitely seems like the type of person who views his parents' money as his own. How many troons have we seen on Twitter bitching about how their parents are so transphobic and hateful, the troon can't wait for those old bigots to kick the bucket to their hands on that sweet inheritance?

Shit, didn't Penny do that?

Ripley was probably hoping that his parents would die, he'd inherit their hard-earned money, and he'd be set for life. Of course, he'd blow through all that cash in record time, no matter how much he got.

Also, isn't it really fucking difficult to get a financial PoA on someone who isn't seriously mentally challenged or losing their mind to dementia? I'm really curious as to how that happened. Considering this is a troon we're talking about, he might've willingly handed his dad control over his money out of sheer laziness (assuming he's telling the truth in the first place; he might've gotten the idea from the recent Britney Spears fiasco). Why pay your own bills when someone else can do it for you? Or maybe it was an agreement that Ripley had to accept, if he wanted any more financial help from his dad?

I really hope Ripley's dad just gives his money to charity when he dies. Preferably a women's shelter that doesn't allow troons.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Shit, didn't Penny do that?

That was Fat Paul Mendoza AKA "Dump Truck" Bonnie "Troon Boone" Nelson.

Also, isn't it really fucking difficult to get a financial PoA on someone who isn't seriously mentally challenged or losing their mind to dementia?

It is. Parents usually get financial PoA over their childrens' assets - see all the Harry Potter child actors for example - but that ends when the child in question enters adulthood. Moreover - at least in my neck of the woods - people holding financial PoA over someone are required to submit monthly and yearly financial reports to the relevant gov't agency and are usually held responsible for poor stewardship. He could very much have sued his own father for squandering that plan and I don't see how he could have lost the case when it's supposed to be so cut and dry.

 

[Sarah Connor]

If I was Ridley's dad I'd seriously consider leaving everything to the son-in-law or literally anyone that doesn't sit around shitting in diapers and crying to twitter.

Literally any other option than giving it to Rioley is feasible. He could leave it all to charity, or perhaps give it to one of the schools he went to for scholarships.
If he were my son, I'd literally give the money to some bums just to see him seethe Dayton Hypernova style on Twitter.

 

[FramerGirl420]

I have no dick and I must coom.

Cope.
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Seethe.
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Dilate.
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Spoiler: Thirst

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Spoiler: Lmao

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They will always be moobs

I totally thought the black haired dude was Kevin at first glance. Thought he decided to become his own “big titty goth gf”.
It’s upsetting to know that there’s that many ugly men out there. And they all have the same fried unkempt hair and shitty glasses.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I hold to the controversial notion that established characters should not be radically changed just for brownie points, and that the world of fiction is big enough for both James and Jeanette Bond.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Oh, I know this guy.

He tried to get all his followers to mass report a Catholic gimmick account:

 

[T0oCoolFool]

Ripley definitely seems like the type of person who views his parents' money as his own. How many troons have we seen on Twitter bitching about how their parents are so transphobic and hateful, the troon can't wait for those old bigots to kick the bucket to their hands on that sweet inheritance?

Shit, didn't Penny do that?

Ripley was probably hoping that his parents would die, he'd inherit their hard-earned money, and he'd be set for life. Of course, he'd blow through all that cash in record time, no matter how much he got.

Also, isn't it really fucking difficult to get a financial PoA on someone who isn't seriously mentally challenged or losing their mind to dementia? I'm really curious as to how that happened. Considering this is a troon we're talking about, he might've willingly handed his dad control over his money out of sheer laziness (assuming he's telling the truth in the first place; he might've gotten the idea from the recent Britney Spears fiasco). Why pay your own bills when someone else can do it for you? Or maybe it was an agreement that Ripley had to accept, if he wanted any more financial help from his dad?

I really hope Ripley's dad just gives his money to charity when he dies. Preferably a women's shelter that doesn't allow troons.

Spoiler: POA information

Getting a POA is actually incredibly easy. Literally just pick who you want to manage your health care decisions or financial decisions (Or both) and get it signed and notarized. Heck, some places you don't even need it notarized. You're supposed to pick your POAs when you're still healthy and mentally functional. In fact, it's actually illegal to try and get someone to pick and sign over a POA if they can't actually make their own decisions.

The thing is though, just because someone is your POA, it doesn't mean they can do anything at the moment. Lots of people think POAs start after you sign it, but that isn't true. Whoever you choose to be your POA has no power to make deicisions for you until you are declared unable to make your own decisions. This has to be actually declared by a doctor. Your POA can't just say "Oh, grandma's memory seems worse, guess the POA is active and it's time for me to take over!". A doctor has to actually evaluate you and sign off on it, and doctors (at least where I live) are really hesitant to declare someone unable to make their own health care decisions or financial decisions, so it takes a lot to get to that point. Using my mom for example, she is my grandma healthcare POA, but she can't make healthcare decisions for my grandma right now because my grandma is still able to do so.

(Also, lots of people get POAs confused with conservatorships. They are not the same thing. If someone is your conservator, they make decisions about everything right away, and you have no say, while a POA is very specific and only meant for either financial or health decisions.)

For Rioley to have his dad be his financial POA means that he not only signed and agreed for his dad to be his financial POA, but also that at some point Rioley was officially declared that he lacked the ability to make his own financial decisions, and his dad had to take over. If Rioley is telling the truth, then it sounds like he had a severe mental breakdown at some point.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Literally any other option than giving it to Rioley is feasible. He could leave it all to charity, or perhaps give it to one of the schools he went to for scholarships.
If he were my son, I'd literally give the money to some bums just to see him seethe Dayton Hypernova style on Twitter.

I'd give it to TERF groups and Christian charities (that actually do something). And maybe a bit to mental illness charities.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I wonder if Rolle's dad has to approve of his surgeries, and that's why his futa got cancelled.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

I'm actually really curious if Rioley's dad really is his financial POA. If that's true, I wonder how that conversation came up in the first place? Typically, most people get POAs when their concerned family member or doctor brings it up ("Your memory appears to be getting worse, you should consider getting a POA" or "You have cancer and won't live long, you should get a POA while you're still able"). It's not something people just do, especially not when they're young and healthy.

There's only 2 reasonable scenarios I could picture Riply getting a POA that makes sense:

1. Rioley has always been batshit, and his father knew at some point he would have a mental break down, so he convinced Rioley to get a POA before it happened.

2. When Ripley's sister was diagnosed with leukemia, the doctor no doubt discussed things like getting a POA and getting her affairs in order before she passed away. Maybe Rioley and/or his father saw this and it spooked them with how uncertain life can be, so they went ahead and had Ripley get a POA just in case he ended up like his sister.

Otherwise, I don't understand why he would get a POA at his age.

 

[Lucanamarcan Baby Soup]

Also I love that Rioley's dad, while saying he researches and learns the newest and most effective techniques, does NOT offer facial feminization surgery.

The operative word here is "effective", which time and time again we've seen FFS is anything but

 

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I have no dick and I must coom.

Cope.
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Seethe.
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Dilate.
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Spoiler: Thirst

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It's tranny porn of course.
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It's a deer, didn't know whether to include the full thing because porn.
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This is an ftm? Or post op mtf.
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Spoiler: Lmao

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They will always be moobs

Note how Kevin takes umbrage with the incorrect assertion a neovagina is made out of synthetic material, but not the assertion it's just an open wound which he would also disagree with.