Saints Row thread

What perks though?

Gat out of Hell genuinely sucked. SR 4 was lazy and basically a worse crackdown. Agents of Mayhem sucked. The story is essentially you play four college losers who instead of doing something smart, turn to crime instead, and lazily try to appeal to the fortnite crowd and remove the customizability aspects of it.

Look, keep tantruming over me and like one other guy giving you a trashcan sticker, but I have other threads to read and then shit to do later in the day.

Have fun getting a thread at this rate.

Your opinion. Fine.

Last time I checked, yours was not the gospel.

You know, it's fans like you guys that make me glad Volition is basically giving you all the middle finger and trying something new. I'd also never want to cater to such whiny little fantards who can't ever move beyond the past.

I take back what I said about the marketing. They know what they're doing.

REEE some more. Whiny faggots.
 
Your opinion. Fine.

Last time I checked, yours was not the gospel.

You know, it's fans like you guys that make me glad Volition is basically giving you all the middle finger and trying something new. I'd also never want to cater to such whiny little fantards who can't ever move beyond the past.

I take back what I said about the marketing. They know what they're doing.

REEE some more. Whiny faggots.

Whiney faggot, says the faggot who Ree'd the most over 3 people giving him internet stickers then laughed at his sperg out.

I hope they pay you well to be this gay, whore.
 
Whiney faggot, says the faggot who Ree'd the most over 3 people giving him internet stickers then laughed at his sperg out.

I hope they pay you well to be this gay, whore.

Autists focus on stickers, and notice you're the only ones bringing them up time and again. I've not mentioned them once, nor do I care at all.

But, man, hurry and shoot down any opinion that doesn't go along with anyone else's, or call me blindly consuming anything Volition puts out. You don't even read my posts, and you can't see past your hate boner. You are so nostalgic for the older games (even though they are now the minority of the entire franchise) and you're so butthurt that Volition isn't giving you the fantard titilation you crave, you lash out at anyone who doesn't immediately disregard this game to the same level you do.

The game isn't out, and it's barely been teased, and contrary to what you think you know about me, I've played my fair share of open world games, crime games, and third person shooting games, and many other Volition games, alongside its rivals. And I think it's far too early to already be condemning this game we know nothing about.

And I'll say it again: bad story or not, as a Volition game, it'll still be a fun time. So yes, crucify me over that.


The funniest thing ever is that I'm sure both of you will rush out and pre-order it the moment it's announced, just so you can complain how bad it is the whole while there too, right?
Who was it you were calling blind consumers again?
 
What is it with this week and all of the spergs coming out at once? First I saw it in the thread on that missing woman, then I saw it in a bunch of food threads, now this?

As someone who is coming to this late, nobody has been dunking on you for being optimistic about the game. They've been dunking on you for acting like a fucking sperg. Take a break from the internet, friend. It will do you some good.
 
What is it with this week and all of the spergs coming out at once? First I saw it in the thread on that missing woman, then I saw it in a bunch of food threads, now this?

As someone who is coming to this late, nobody has been dunking on you for being optimistic about the game. They've been dunking on you for acting like a fucking sperg. Take a break from the internet, friend. It will do you some good.
plebbit banned a bunch of subs for Covid disinfo recently and the tards are migrating. That's my guess.
 
utists focus on stickers, and notice you're the only ones bringing them up time and again. I've not mentioned them once, nor do I care at all.

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Thanks for ratings, everyone. I forgot how whiny the Saints Row fanbase actually was. So desperate to recapture the days of the literal first two games from over 10+ years ago. Go back and play them then, they're always still there.

I'll even provide you a link in case you can't find it.

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I saw how unpopular my opinion was because of the ratings, you sped; I didn't care about the ratings themselves.

Hi, autism, I forgot where I was.

You literally got two stickers in 8 minutes and double posted a sperg out over it.

That means you lost your shit over TWO PEOPLE disagreeing with you. Not even giving you shit, just disagreeing.

Even if you didn't care about the stickers, you were still being an absolute reddit tier faggot because of said stickers.

Take the peoples advice and go back or take a break or whatever. Stop jerking off to cartoons while you're at it.
 
You literally got two stickers in 8 minutes and double posted a sperg out over it.

That means you lost your shit over TWO PEOPLE disagreeing with you. Not even giving you shit, just disagreeing.

Even if you didn't care about the stickers, you were still being an absolute reddit tier faggot because of said stickers.

Just remember this when the game is released and you rush to pre-order it, despite how much you already hate it.
And when you're playing it and screeching at how much you hate it at the same time, I'll only be here to say I told you so.
 
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I'll even provide you a link in case you can't find it.

link
Watch it, he might edit that bit out now like this other redditor reject I've been lurking on. Thanks for archiving that though.
lol this dude works for Volition, doesn't he?
Nahh, he's obviously a redditor out to astroturf and colonize this thread because the desire to consoom is so great he can't stand it when people think it might be shit.

It's actually behaviors like that that make my hypothesis that you could mandate that all consoomers must be executed by scaphism and they'd still line up and cheer if you give them product before you start the executions.

Anyways, welcome to the halal zone Cucky 2.0.
 
He's raging on my profile now lmao. What a spazoid.

You should check out my profile. This is honestly how you should deal with these people.

I'm not even upset at this game. I just think it looks bad and like Fortnite.

Yeah, he keeps asking me for an argument or to discuss it.

There's nothing to discuss. I think it looks derivative and fucking gay. That's it. I was upset that Volition bold faced lied about "going back to their roots" and talking about going back to the old style for the past few years, but I got over it after like a day. Now I'm just laughing at how awful their marketing has been and how gay the game looks.
 
I know this is kind of a grieving thread at this point. But I wanted to ask as someone who has never played, or seen footage, for a Saints Row game, which one should I start with?
Unpopular opinion but 3. One and two are almost two dated to be enjoyable. Three is still a good mix of wacky and serious. Four is almost entirely wacky but still very fun.
 
Unpopular opinion but 3. One and two are almost two dated to be enjoyable. Three is still a good mix of wacky and serious. Four is almost entirely wacky but still very fun.
I'd agree with this mainly because of accessibility. SR1 is a 360 only item, which is why even I never played it as I didn't have that system. SR2 is a lot more accessible, but if you didn't get it back in the day for the consoles, well, your only version you can easily get now is the PC which is a buggy and shit port.

SR3 plays fast and smooth, and is easily accessible on Steam, so yeah.

And honestly my biggest issue is mostly that 3 is simplified and it's not really a gang game anymore. It's still a fun sandbox rampage and I have a decent slew of hours racked on it. Also since it plays so nicely, it's worth it.
 
If you had a 360 I'd say Saints Row 1 or 2.

But if you don't, just start with 3. 1 and 2 are not as dated as some claim IMO, but Saints Row 2 on PC is still very buggy even with Gentleman of the Row and going out to get a 360 JUST to play Saints Row 1 isn't really worth it.

Unless it's backwards compatible on Xbox One or something. I'm not really sure.
 
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