The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[MetalParakeet]

Wait, I am utterly confused despite reading everything twice. Is Kindness going or staying? I can't make out what's real and what's happening on the astral plane.

Yes

 

[AMHOLIO]

Their objective is twofold: to give a different image of transgender people and to set a date for the post-collapse, when capitalism, which devours the planet, has collapsed. Salvation will come from rural life.

ptmistic:
If so, send the mad max gangs on them.

If anyone reading this understood the last sentence, you should be ashamed of yourself, you are beyond salvation.

I have no shame, I post here.

Wait, I am utterly confused despite reading everything twice. Is Kindness going or staying? I can't make out what's real and what's happening on the astral plane.

She's staying as long as she can and she's been extending it with seizures and overworrying to add drama and meaning into her life. So there's no guarantee when she'll leave since she either has to go home to want to take care of her pets or the missing balls a few tranchers have will have to appear to drive her home.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

dont worry guys, kevin wont seethe

She's probably going to fuck everyone and everything in that house except Kevin .

 

[Borscht]

That makes me MATI.

Starvation is a bad way to go, dehydration is worse. Fuck this "witch" sideways with a pear of anguish.

I feel more sorry for her animals than for the members of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Defense Squad she is currently cooped up with.

 

[glass_houses]

She's probably going to fuck everyone and everything in that house except Kevin .

And Jen. Jen also has an amhole and has no idea what to do with it outside of penetration.

For the love of pets that cat and those rats need care. I cannot believe people on Twitter haven't asked about the pets she left alone with a bunch of food (it's not like animals eat meals appropriately when they have free access either so no telling when that food got eaten.)

She's supposed to be running a rat rescue. She's the one her rats need rescuing from.

If she genuinely collects secondhand rats, they'd be of all ages and breeding qualities. Rats are infamous for their health problems, specifically respiratory disease, and in the fifteen years I've personally been keeping vermin, four out of five my little girls have always ended up on permanent twice daily medication for respiratory disease when they became old ladies, often with extra treatments on top of that medication. If she has any old little girls or little boys, the chances of them becoming medically distressed are trending exponentially each day she spends fucking around on the Tranch. And even if all her vermin are younger beasties they're still not guaranteed to maintain their health; a rattie can be quite literally be the picture of health one day, and twenty four hours later be at Death's door, they can be that unstable. Especially given that when you collect secondhand rats you're taking a gamble every friggin' time, you could be getting a rattie that was bred for long life and soundness by a responsible breeder, or you could be taking in a fragile feeder that's so inbred it could play Twister with the Hasburgs. Most of my girls are secondhand, and the amount of creativity I see in their health problems is remarkable.

Rats are not sound animals and you can't just fill a bowl with food and abandon them for a week, and that's not even taking into account behavioural problems.

I will now accept puzzle pieces and hats.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I will now accept puzzle pieces and hats.

Imagine giving puzzle pieces and hats to a person who genuinely cares about animals when 90% of the tranch and it's orbit don't. We need someone to give a shit about the animals around here.

 

[Quixotic Man]

So I don't pay a ton of attention to the Tranch but...

Is that a meth head? Some real faces of meth vibes.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

I want Kindness to be to the Tranch what Logan was to Lowtax/SA - mediocre BPD pussy that makes the entire house of cards come down.

 

[Assigned Host Body]

I have no shame, I post here.

I wrote that deranged sentence. I'm bottom of the barrel. I've stared into the abyss for too long, and now I think it's winking at me. It's too late for me.

 

[Neko GF]

The Advocate, an LGBT centered news outlet made a fluff piece about the tranch:

Not many people would imagine a queer community thriving on a Colorado alpaca ranch, but that’s exactly what you’ll find when you visit the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.

The land serves as a place of solace and respite for LGBTQ+ people. It’s where many trans people have come for refuge in a world increasingly marred by transphobia.
The story of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch began in 2018 when co-owner Penny Logue was searching for avenues to help the trans community.

“I was really looking at ways to help stem the homelessness problem and the jobless problem that was being created by [the Trump] administration,” she says.
Logue and a couple of friends discovered some land in Colorado and rented it. That situation didn’t work out, so they eventually made their way to Westcliffe, Colo., and fell in love with the area. Now they are there raising and shearing alpacas and building an open and accepting community.

The ranch is currently home to 174 alpacas, with many of them rescues from other farms. Logue says she was drawn to alpacas because they were no-kill animals that live to be about 20. There was also something about how the animals provide clothing material that resonated with Logue. The fur from the alpaca can make a sizable amount of money for the ranch too.

The animals on the farm have helped the ranch win a significant social media following, and several volunteers at the ranch have found the queer anarchist enclave through social media.
“We’re really excited about what [the ranch] has become and where it’s going,” Logue says.

“From the beginning of this, the goal was to put a Tenacious Unicorn in every state so that queer people have access,” she explains. “My timeline for that was 15 years down the road. I was trying to be a good businesswoman and not overpredict.”

But the mission and idea for the ranch caught hold. Logue says it isn’t anything they were doing intentionally. It’s something that’s been needed in the trans and queer community. The growth has been organic. Bonnie Nelson, co-owner of the ranch, says the idea wasn’t new, but the implementation was.
“It’s almost sort of a meme within trans communities that people want to create a commune and kind of get away from everything and live a little freer than they do in regular life,” Nelson says.

The ranch serves as a refuge for folks for a day at a time or for several weeks, depending on what the person going there needs and what the ranch can manage. Some people come and just spend a day doing chores around the ranch, while others escape their everyday lives to come to the ranch to transition in a safe place. Once a year, dozens of volunteers come for a few days to help the ranchers sheer the alpacas.

Logue remembers a recent day when some leftists came from Oakland, Calif., just to spend a day at the ranch. “They were kind of burnt from the world, but they left with an energy, like, ‘Good shit’s happening. Stay the course; we got this,’” she recalls.
“Watching the community response and watching how people react to what we’re doing out here has justified any hardship we may have faced,” Logue says. “It’s why we go so hard.”

Last year, however, the ranch started receiving online threats. Volunteer guards had to patrol the area after a couple of armed people came onto the Tenacious Unicorn property. The ranchers at Tenacious Unicorn have guns, and many there know how to shoot.

At the end of the day, the ranch is a big family. And Logue, Nelson, and the others are prepared to defend it.
“When you treat others like family and really care and are there for their needs and are open to talk, that builds community itself,” Nelson says. “We all do what we can for each other and keep our best interest at heart and move forward like that.”

The Tenacious Unicorn crew has been working with other groups to form other Tenacious Unicorns across the U.S., including working with Indigenous queer groups.
“We have a lot on the horizon for us,” Logue says.

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[The Rabbit Holes]

Our lovely tranch film maker is now getting boobs! yes, fat fuckinh honkers. how else do you fill in that AGP?

>goes to furry con, gets large amount of 'donations' via ranch and being guest of honor
>suddenly deletes more internet shit/cleans up online presence
>archives ranch documentary, pretends to be "back" to youtubbing
>announces expensive bolt ons

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

[AMHOLIO]

>goes to furry con, gets large amount of 'donations' via ranch and being guest of honor
>suddenly deletes more internet shit/cleans up online presence
>archives ranch documentary, pretends to be "back" to youtubbing
>announces expensive bolt ons

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I think it's coincidence right now. It takes a while to set up a surgery appointment for something major, even cosmetically. I'm not sure how much the tranch is willing to part with cash either - they spend it like mad but mostly on themselves. I could see a deal being cut but I can see more of it going to PenPen and BonBon than Ash all things considered. I wouldn't be surprised if he got some of it though, just not enough for breast augmentation alone - it would probably be like half that.

I feel bad. Hopefully they won't end up lopsided or monoboobed looking. It never ends well.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

Bitch is crazy. Like, zero empathy, kill you in your sleep crazy. I just wish someone would volunteer to drive her back home for the sake of her animals’s care. Unfortunately everyone there is perpetually “out of spoons” and just as weird.
RIP animals.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Please be warned that she posted full frontal pictures on twitter showing off her testosterone clit. I should archive and post here for posterity but I cannot bring myself to save that shit, forgive me.

 

[Beating Women]

chadbonnie strikes again: "We washed our flags!!"
actually the house maid did it

+ more nudity

She's baiting another 'seizure' so she can stay even longer. If she goes home it'll be harder for her to return, penny might put his foot down while she's gone.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Wow Neck is as subtle as a bag of bricks, he's really putting in the effort to interact with her rapid fire tweets.

It's amazing what a crumb of crazy pussy can achieve in a troon commune.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Of course Alyssa, the manic bangmaid, is ready to tell you she's asexual.

Anyway, I thought it was illegal to display Pride flags that didn't have their original packaging creases.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Wow Neck is as subtle as a bag of bricks, he's really putting in the effort to interact with her rapid fire tweets.

It's amazing what a crumb of crazy pussy can achieve in a troon commune.

Yeah. Alyssa really brought out the inner frat boys of these stunning&brave womxn. The exceptions being the actually gay ones, Pennywise and Sky.
And obviously the Outer Courtyard Serf Troons who aren't even allowed to lay their eyes upon the beatiful Lady Kindness.

 

[AssignedEva]

So that is how many violations of federal law are there? Seriously have the feds not caught on or are they just waiting in the darkness until some murder-suicide happens or they start going full Rajneeshpuram and try and kill the Westcliffe populace for not allowing them to dilate in public

At least they've got the food poisoning/bioterrorism part of Rajneeshpuram down between the kitchen and Kevin's amhole.

Wow Neck is as subtle as a bag of bricks, he's really putting in the effort to interact with her rapid fire tweets.

It's amazing what a crumb of crazy pussy can achieve in a troon commune.

This is a big part of why Kindness probably doesn't want to leave - it's not just about mooching and being Bonnie's heartsweet, it's probably her only experience of being both the prettiest belle at the cotillion and the most functional adult in the room (when it comes to housework, or if she hangs out with Kevin and Jen while the others are out tranching).

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

chadbonnie strikes again: "We washed our flags!!"
actually the house maid did it

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By the looks of it she ironed them too, like the big manly burly man she is.

I see Neck is still simping for the vagina owner. I must say that I did not see a Bonnie-Kindness-Neck triangle (where Kevin gets none lol) coming...