DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[garrybkk]

I like how he posted his little tease preview in the middle of the night, likely wasted out of his mind. Like drunk phil had some brilliant explanation thats going to clear this whole thing up. Likely phil will wake up hung over as shit and realize whatever ideas he had last night are pretty retarded and then just tiptoe around it and not really say much of anything during the prestream. If anything he'll play up the "identity theft" angle and not admit to the spending. Maybe he'll give a warning that the bank/authorities are on the case and coming after the person who did it.

Phil realizing his ideas are retarded, when did that ever happen?

 

[Hogan of the South]

Sorry if , but has anyone actually looked at PP's membership tiers?

Spoiler: Members tiers

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There is literally no benefit to joining at anything above Standard at $3.99, other than to have the privilege of giving him more money.

I’ve actually never been bothered to look at this but wow, so you’re saying if I throw 20 bucks at him, I get the same as someone throwing 4? No wonder they were rubbing their dents at this and complaining to him. Even those assholes realize how ridiculous this is. So fucking entitled and insane dsp is, my brain hurts.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

What does he possibly think he can say in response to the leaks? And who does he think he's trying to sway?

 

[actually]

We're not going to make a dedicated thread for the prestream or whatever and see how it goes. Make sure to clip anything really interesting, and we'll move posts later if needed.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Dave will say the cyberpolice are on the case and they told him not to say anything else cause it'll put his family at risk.

Really there's no reason Dave can't talk about the case completely except for the fact that he has to spin it somehow.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

What does he possibly think he can say in response to the leaks? And who does he think he's trying to sway?

He only needs to sway the half dozen or so people who bankroll his lifestyle.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Phil should take a page from soap operas or wrestling and reveal his identical twin cousin Dave Phurnell tied him up and took over as Phil and framed him for $100,000 in homosexual alcoholic purchases and even banged Jenna in his bed once
I mean, yuck, right? Ewww pussy

 

[PieceofShet]

I Dr. Stranged the fuck out of this situation and I dont see any universe where what he is about to say makes sense.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

What does he possibly think he can say in response to the leaks? And who does he think he's trying to sway?

All I think he'll do is try and explain away the itunes stuff. Which he can try and claim it's movies or music, but he's admitted to not keeping up with movies or music. Even if he did and it is, doesn't matter because you don't need those when you can't pay the mortgage. Begathons are so he can keep the house not for luxury items. There's nothing he can do to prove he's not a hardcore scammer.

He's addressed the food situation before about it being cheaper to order out than cook. Got to be retarded to believe that. Him and his fans believe it. Lying to his audience constantly about having frozen turkey burgers for dinner while getting takeout. He eats off paper plates, I can't stop smiling every time I think about it, which I guess means he has no... dinnerware (word?). Not even the cheapest set of Walmart plates. They can be reused, just need to wash them. Maybe the demon possession Khet fears porcelain?

In reality reality, he won't address anything. He'll say his bank details have been leaked, it's all anonymous transactions, people are making up stories about what they think they are but don't go look yourself, take his word for it. Now stop talking about it in chat. Which makes for a thrilling Friday night of 1 message per minute, constantly checking if the chat is frozen.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

What does he possibly think he can say in response to the leaks? And who does he think he's trying to sway?

I'm expecting weak threats like he did with the Superhound saga. And Phil really needs tips to help with the situation, of course.

 

[Sup3r]

Remember to focus on what it is he doesn't say and what doesn't get addressed. He'll want everyone to focus on what he will say.

 

[clownpiss]

Phil isn't an idiot, he knows the people who don't have dents in their head and have listened to the statements know he 100% played wwe champions. The only people this affects are the dents who may have heard about it but are too dumb/in denial to listen. He won't address wwe champions or any of the insane spending, he will portray himself as a victim of horrible crimes and that people are making a huge deal that he orders food.

He will probably focus/strawman on the doordash stuff and say thats what people are saying is a big deal since its the most innocent.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Here’s another idea for Phil. He could start a fundraiser and actually follow through with a promise of getting something fans have wanted for the stream like a green screen and say “See, I’m responsible with my money!”
Of course he doesn’t have to do anything that drastic, he can just say “THIS IS MY LIFE!” and he’ll get a $50 tip from a fan who’s been here from the beginning which will kickstart a speech about Phil being a survivor and WE’LL GET THROUGH THIS WITH POSITIVITY GUYS

 

[codeyaha]

>Phil isn't an idiot

yea, no he really is dumber than anyone here can imagine. "WAU DOOD THIS IS BULLSHIT! FUCK YOU KOJIMA!" phil is not a persona or an act. it's him. he is just soo dumb that it's unreal and hard to believe. he consistently says the stupidest possible thing he could say and when making a decision, makes the worst one possible. I can't count how many times I've exclaimed "this guy cannot be for real" but where there's a phil there's a way

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

this on loop in my head all prestream ....
there is no way he cant explain this away.....

 

[Mr. Brown]

You guys need to stop giving Phil ideas on how to spin this. Phil is a dumbass and seeing him try to come up with the most retarded excuses that don’t even make sense is half the fun. If you feed him some semi-plausible arguments in his favor, he’ll parrot it (we all know he reads this thread religiously), his moronic viewership will eat it up, the tips will flow once more and we’ll look like we’re the actual idiots, imo. Just let the show happen and let Phil dig his grave himself.

I agree but honestly there's no way he can spin this without lying or just talking about 1 side of things.

He's already tripped up, it can't be slander and hacking. Shits real or it's not.

The only road out of this mess is for him to be honest and say he's trying to get help for his addictions but we all know he won't do that.

We're going to get a half story with twisted facts (lies) and that's it.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

He only needs to sway the half dozen or so people who bankroll his lifestyle.

Yeah, this is what's hilarious to me. He's making this huge deal about drama/nonsense/detractors and is going to dedicate a prestream to debunking for the benefit of like six people who probably have already accepted his financial problems as part and parcel.

 

[garrybkk]

Phil isn't an idiot

 

[Iron Hamster]

I Dr. Stranged out of this situation and I dont see any universe where what he is about to say makes sense.

Damn that's funny.
He's going to threaten that he has a lawyer (fucking lmao) because that's how he rolls.
You think I could afford a lawyer if what the kiwifarts say is true?
He'll be hungover as fuck too.

 

[SkimP]

could be this guy who's been holding DSP hostage and spending all his money, for my own sanity i'm gonna assume that's just his tripod or something, but it would still be more plausible than any other bullshit explanation he could have for us