Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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The only reason this cuties bullshit was so prolific was because of the totally French absolutely not a paedophile with skeleton's in her closet's director.
She's "French".
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And I assume this, is the reason why Dax Herrera simps for the paedophile bait disaster.
She's also won awards for this paedophilic shit, has nothing to do with diversity box ticking and everything to do with her talent and the (exists?) powerful plot involving kids whoring about, oh and she's a Frenchwoman.

In all fairness, she made the script, not the film itself and certainly not the child pornography promotional video. However, seeing how Dax would simp for that disgusting whore Janke, I can't think of another reason he'd simp for cuties, maybe aside from genuinely enjoying the hour-long pornography film.
 
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Pill Cosby said:
Man Vito is a complete fag. He tries to take the highroad and use his L.A. wisdom to bitch and flag people who he does not agree with. Then he picks an argument with Nick, a man who literally argues with people for a living.

Vito is a lolcow for sure but what's even funnier is that he is so pathetic that he doesn't have a thread. Imagine being that much of a looser people would talk about Ratmouth Greer than him lol.
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That’s because despite being a pedo apologist and a bitch made lolcow he’s just so uninteresting. He’s funny to laugh at for like maybe a day then you forget he exists for a few months until he picks another fight. Laugh for another day, forget for months. Rinse repeat.
 
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the biggest thing that graph shows is how stale the whole show got post-lolsuit. say what you will about asterios, (and its been mentioned here way earlier in the thread) he was the only "comedy" writer dick had left after maddox basically got dick blacklisted from their improv buddies. and he was the only guy doing bits for the show for the most part. even if you didn't like him, unlike dick; asterios knew it was about being funny first, politics later. you wouldn't see asterios pulling that cuties shit unless there was a good angle for it, like only defending cuties because you're an investor or paid shill by netflix. its why asterios did stuff like that fight with the trump fan. honestly asterios really contributed way more than even dick did in terms of coming up with ways to make the show interesting. dick was a lot more like ethan ralph in terms of how much he relied on other people's content to make his show interesting. looking back i did what many people did in terms of thinking dick was straight manning a lot of stuff that in hindsight was just his real reactions. asterios' call-ins from different absurd locations or the enigma or a lot of his other bits really showed a lot more of an ability to come up with jokes than dick's "yell loud" style. even being able to play along with haters really shows the difference between asterios and dick. no way in hell would dick have ever done something even remotely similar to what asterios did with the whole fight a trump supporter bit, and from that led to easily a month's worth of episodes and guests just from getting so many people's take on the entire thing. look how quickly dick either bans or attacks any one attacking him, if he doesn't just go for high school tier-jokes instead. Dick really should have put fourth the money and effort to help asterios in the counter-lolsuit. that would have been a great way to keep the ball moving and even if it failed him and asterios could have their own arc attacking each other in the aftermath.

TL;DR dick's show has sucked since the lolsuit, and he is lucky to have the fans he does have, because he clearly isn't making any new ones. he's an internet one hit wonder, a guy who was funny one year and insufferable the rest. everyone's moved on.
 
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Now is the time for Dax to leave LA with some semblance of dignity, as everyone else is hightailing it out of there for Texas and Florida. Provided he can sell his glorified garage without taking a loss, he could get better lodgings for much less money elsewhere. But maybe he needs to be within driving distance of his crew of degenerates. Or maybe he’s whipped and won’t move because of Marie’s job.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Now is the time for Dax to leave LA with some semblance of dignity, as everyone else is hightailing it out of there for Texas and Florida. Provided he can sell his glorified garage without taking a loss, he could get better lodgings for much less money elsewhere. But maybe he needs to be within driving distance of his crew of degenerates. Or maybe he’s whipped and won’t move because of Marie’s job.
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Dax lost all dignity when he dressed up as Ace Ventura.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Now is the time for Dax to leave LA with some semblance of dignity, as everyone else is hightailing it out of there for Texas and Florida. Provided he can sell his glorified garage without taking a loss, he could get better lodgings for much less money elsewhere. But maybe he needs to be within driving distance of his crew of degenerates. Or maybe he’s whipped and won’t move because of Marie’s job.
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Leaving LA would be admitting someone else was right, and it's not very Chad to say somebody else was right. He'd rather say cuties was a bad movie than leave LA.
 
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
Leaving LA would be admitting someone else was right, and it's not very Chad to say somebody else was right. He'd rather say cuties was a bad movie than leave LA.
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He could just blame it on “Karens” and the failure to recall Newsome. He has zero comedy contacts in LA, zero opportunities, zero possibility of attaining any of the above. Know when to cry uncle.
 
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Who would buy that crackhouse? How do property values stay preposterously high when the population is declining?
 
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Who would buy that crackhouse? How do property values stay preposterously high when the population is declining?
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There’s been a real lack of inventory in southern California for over a year. People with the capital to sit on investments long-term don’t care about short-term population changes. You don’t really lose investing in real estate in LA unless you buy a money pit. But that garage is something a lot of buyers would just tear down. The land has some value even if the building is a dated, ugly mess.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
There’s been a real lack of inventory in southern California for over a year. People with the capital to sit on investments long-term don’t care about short-term population changes. You don’t really lose investing in real estate in LA unless you buy a money pit. But that garage is something a lot of buyers would just tear down. The land has some value even if the building is a dated, ugly mess.
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It eventually happens in all jurisdictions that suffer from overregulation. If you and a dozen other couples could buy an acre of land in a rural area and stick up a dozen 300 square foot tiny houses, housing prices would collapse overnight. But nope, gotta make sure you gotta jump through hoops and get a million permits to build anything. Gotta have SPF stamped dimensional lumber. Gotta have inspections. Gotta have a septic system designed by an engineer. Don't want those uppity serfs taking landlord cock out of their mouth by building something tiny and simple they can live in and save up for something better.
 
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