US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Terrifik]

Pre-crime coming republican trumper

 

[thismanlies]

https://noqreport.com/2021/09/23/ny...-replaced-by-foreign-workers/?utm_source=econ
Look at this evil bitch.

"Excuse me, doctor, who's that Haitian guy and why is he poking a doll that looks like my mother with needles?"

"Oh don't mind him. We had to fire the nurse looking after your mother because she wouldn't get the coof shot. But don't worry, the only people who complain about our resident witch doctor are bigots."

 

[Wingnut]

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The House Passes A Bill Meant To Counter Texas-Style Abortion Bans

The vote is an attempt by Democrats to protect abortion rights as states set increasingly restrictive laws. But the bill faces dim prospects in the Senate.

www.npr.org

The real thing that matter to the government!

Is it even news if the House passes a bill at this point? They'll pass literally anything as long as it fits somewhere within the Democrat agenda, what really matters is what the Senate flip-floppers think regarding it.

 

[Someone Awful]

@Gehenna - You talked about this weeks ago, but I want to hear more about what Pennsylvania GOP's are doing to change election laws. I have heard them make no attempts to change election laws to be similar to that of Texas, but I'd like to follow if that is the case.

As for Michigan, I did come across this article. Archive.

Michigan's Republican-controlled state legislature passed a bill that would improve election integrity such as requiring a photo ID. Whitmer predictably rejected it, but if Republican can get 340,047 signatures by the end of this year, that would affect the 2022 election and make Whitmer vulnerable to a challenge from Craig. I have my doubts on the bill being passed this year, but do you think they will eventually get this bill through?

Also what makes you confident that Trump will win Wisconsin in a landslide? Wisconsin has a larger amount of independents and in the state they lean Democratic. Plus Democrats have control of the state and they can use voter fraud to steal the state if it gets close enough. Unless of course a Republican wins the governor mansion in 2022.

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A continuation of an actual trend that has been taking place in South Texas: Latinos in large populated areas near the border deciding that maybe the GOP isn't so bad
Hidalgo County, TX (Mission/McAllen)
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Val Verde County, TX (Del Rio)
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Cameron County, TX (Brownsville)
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Worth noting that this is not a good poll for Texas's GOP. Abbott is only up one percent and 52% of Hispanics disapprove of him. The lieutenant governor and secretary of state are under water in approval, and Matthew McConaughey - who would definitely run as a Democrat - would beat Abbott by nine points. Beto O'Rourke of course would lose by five points, but then again, nobody takes him seriously.

That said, it is also worth noting that the Dallas Morning Sun is crap at polling and predicted Biden would win by three points. That poll was wrong by 8.5%. Biden is likely even worse and Abbott is probably about 50%.

 

[Garm]

As I mentioned a couple posts ago, I expect the CNN/MSNBC/Twitter angle to be "BIDEN WINS MARICOPA COUNTY!" and ignore everything else about the report.

@Gehenna says its a desperate ploy and I hope he's right. This is where I think Bidens multiple fuckups will come into play as people might actually read deeper than the headline this time, but we'll see.

But there's 100% a reason why the "Biden wins" result leaked 12 hours early.

WGN already ran that headline last night.

Will Biden make it to Xmas?

My grandmother was a 105, half blind and half deaf and she could still race rings around Biden on lucidity. She only started acting like Biden when I think her organs started to fail.

Whatever necromancy they are using for Biden is quickly running out.

 

[JosephStalin]

The FBI's first director was J Edgar Hoover, it was never a paragon of integrity.

The FBI then showed far more integrity than they do now. If I was in court on Federal charges that the FBI 'investigated", would have my attorney tell the jury the case is due more to my conservative politics, using similar FBI fuckups as an example. Good way to plant the seeds of doubt among the jury.

 

[Salubrious]

The FBI then showed far more integrity than they do now. If I was in court on Federal charges that the FBI 'investigated", would have my attorney tell the jury the case is due more to my conservative politics, using similar FBI fuckups as an example. Good way to plant the seeds of doubt among the jury.

It's funny looking back. Both Hoover and to an extent McCarthy weren't necessarily wrong, just the Marjorie Taylor-Greenes of their day.

 

[derpherp2]

This is a much bigger concern than the short-sighted DC fucksticks realize. Pre-2019, essentially no one in the US would second-guess FDA or CDC policies. Now, I'm guessing most people have questions after watching the wild swings or overreaches in policy, ESPECIALLY from the CDC. Same for NIH research and it's now-overtly political manlet fossil leader.

These were not meant to be political groups, and the breach of trust is costly now and will be for years to come unless sanity is somehow re-introduced. Which I see no path for currently.

It really is a much bigger problem than anything the internet can ever comprehend.
Quite literally no one in California (FUCKING CALIFORNIA) trusts the FDA or CDC anymore, and they trust the governors less. Especially since the FDA and CDC won't protect you if any of your customers or patients decides to say "fuck it" and starts killing people because you tried to force a vaccine/mask on them, and if anything they'll use that as an excuse for more stupid shit.

People do not give enough of a shit anymore that rousing your remnant of an established base by going door-to-door is working once more, and even then even less people are voting, as can be seen during the recall.
Which is saying a lot since even before all this, people didn't give a shit either.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!!
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DON LEMON ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT

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Woke Maxim #52: Any man who claims to be on the SocJus bandwagon is either just doing it to get laid, or has a darker secret that he needs to hide (e.g. that he's a pedo/dogfucker/sex pest/ etc.).

 

[Sithis]

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The House Passes A Bill Meant To Counter Texas-Style Abortion Bans

The vote is an attempt by Democrats to protect abortion rights as states set increasingly restrictive laws. But the bill faces dim prospects in the Senate.

www.npr.org

The real thing that matter to the government!

Just wait till they go "full speed ahead" and start trying to emulate Newscums new initiative to allow underage kids to get sex change operations and abortions without being required to inform their parents (despite the parents insurance paying for it)

 

[derpherp2]

Well, medical malpractice use to make up a third of the US's death rate, expect that to skyrocket, if they hire Haitians.

Only malpractice? I expect "Coma Patient is pregante" to be a weekly news topic at this point.
I also expect a significant chunk to be underaged.

 

[Meat Target]

Death of Stalin is a great movie.
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I've read some conspiracy theories that the reason AOC changed her vote to "Present" is to help her Senate aspirations. I don't know how true or false that is. I don't think AOC would oppose Schumer, but Gillibrand is such a non-entity that most New Yorkers don't even know we have a second Senator. AOC could easily primary Gillibrand simply because I legit don't think most NYers would even know Gillibrand was the incumbent, and she's serving her SECOND term right now.



Just as an aside, Twitter is already saying that the Maricopa audit proved Biden won that county, and in fact Trump lost by MORE than what was reported.
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[MrJokerRager]

Same for the FBI. Once a paragon of integrity, the FBI is now little more than a cross between the NKVD and the Keystone Kops, no longer worthy of respect. Almost puked last night listening to the young female gymnasts describe their treatment at the hands of the FBI in the Nassar case.

If only majority of boomer cons were like you and not sticking their heads in the sand or just living in their bubbles.

 

[MrJokerRager]

The FBI's first director was J Edgar Hoover, it was never a paragon of integrity.

Isn't the FBI descended from that one federal agency that went after gangsters during the prohibition era. Though is it true that Hoover was a troon?

 

[thismanlies]

Isn't the FBI descended from that one federal agency that went after gangsters during the prohibition era. Though is it true that Hoover was a troon?

Don’t know if he was a troon. He was a homo whom, if you see Clint Eastwood’s movie about him, died having gay butt sex with some guy.

 

[MrJokerRager]

@Gehenna - You talked about this weeks ago, but I want to hear more about what Pennsylvania GOP's are doing to change election laws. I have heard them make no attempts to change election laws to be similar to that of Texas, but I'd like to follow if that is the case.

As for Michigan, I did come across this article. Archive.

Michigan's Republican-controlled state legislature passed a bill that would improve election integrity such as requiring a photo ID. Whitmer predictably rejected it, but if Republican can get 340,047 signatures by the end of this year, that would affect the 2022 election and make Whitmer vulnerable to a challenge from Craig. I have my doubts on the bill being passed this year, but do you think they will eventually get this bill through?

Also what makes you confident that Trump will win Wisconsin in a landslide? Wisconsin has a larger amount of independents and in the state they lean Democratic. Plus Democrats have control of the state and they can use voter fraud to steal the state if it gets close enough. Unless of course a Republican wins the governor mansion in 2022.

Worth noting that this is not a good poll for Texas's GOP. Abbott is only up one percent and 52% of Hispanics disapprove of him. The lieutenant governor and secretary of state are under water in approval, and Matthew McConaughey - who would definitely run as a Democrat - would beat Abbott by nine points. Beto O'Rourke of course would lose by five points, but then again, nobody takes him seriously.

That said, it is also worth noting that the Dallas Morning Sun is crap at polling and predicted Biden would win by three points. That poll was wrong by 8.5%. Biden is likely even worse and Abbott is probably about 50%.

The Texas GOP so far seem like passive cuckolds compared to the California Democrats that pulled all the stops for Newsom.

Well time to see if the GOP has the will to enforce election integrity or just cuck it all out because most of them are morons full of delusions that America is still fair and balanced and Trump bad because decorum good.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Isn't the FBI descended from that one federal agency that went after gangsters during the prohibition era. Though is it true that Hoover was a troon?

Unlikely that he was a troon. The claim was made by someone with a bone to pick with Hoover and there has never been any evidence unearthed to support the smear that he ever cross dressed.

More likely it is possible that Hoover was a homosexual being that he lived with a man...for like a long fucking time.

 

[the fall of man]

Isn't the FBI descended from that one federal agency that went after gangsters during the prohibition era. Though is it true that Hoover was a troon?

That would be the IRS, and the FBI predates Prohibition - it was national law enforcement to stop anarchists after the Czolgosz bombing.

The Bureau of Internal Revenue wasn't officially the IRS until much later, but had been around since 1862 to collect taxes incurred during the Civil War.

 

[NevskyProspekt]

The Texas GOP so far seem like passive cuckolds compared to the California Democrats that pulled all the stops for Newsom.

Well time to see if the GOP has the will to enforce election integrity or just cuck it all out because most of them are morons full of delusions that America is still fair and balanced and Trump bad because decorum good.

The Texas GOP is more concerned about their gas, oil, and - increasingly - tech conglomo tugboat arriving on time than their own constituents. This has been the case for decades.

 

[Terrifik]

Corpo mad about lost profit i see

https://twitter.com/realchrisrufo/status/1441432555962519555