Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

#WernTimeMachine - an occasional series...
Blames Suzanne and her giving him caffeine for the DV - "unfair bitch"


Why Date Men Over 35 (Part IV): Women Mature 11 Years Sooner

I knew I had posted a link to a video mentioning Suzanne before, and there it is!

Also https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-776#post-6714115

the goldy podcast talking about his "exs" - well lying about them.

So much deep Wern lore we could really update that OP a bit.
 
Lucas and his statistics. 3/4 of Gen Z want to have kids, 90 percent of them are Socialists. He just pulls these statistics out of his ass. And of course, "strong baby DNA". That is so cringe, one of the cringiest things Lucas says. Yeah, a fat, duck footed bum will give out strong DNA. Such an lolcow.
 
Re: the “ribbed sex toy tongue” video: obviously one of the grossest things he’s ever posted and that’s saying a lot. But I did find it very funny that he tried to play it casual like “are women into that? I have no idea” while very clearly desperately hoping that they are into weird tongue bumps. Yeah dude this is what’s finally gonna get you laid. Like oh I didn’t realize the stinky hobo had a bumpy tongue, please give me genital MRSA daddy. Fucking gross

Re: the “you’re selfish if you’re not friends with me” video: to me this is one of the clearest demonstrations of how piss poor Lucas’ upbringing was and how he is still stuck in his “excluded little kid” mentality. People are selfish malicious fucks if they want to hang out with their friends who they like instead of a stupid, fat, ultra-cringe, garbage smelling street person. Okay dude. He was just so clearly told in childhood that anybody who excludes him is doing it purely because they’re a big meanie and you don’t want to be friends with a jerk like that anyway. I’m sure it’s hard as a parent to console your little fatass bullied child but this is not the way to do it, this is one of the worst ideas you can put in their heads.
 
She said that he went there begging her to take him back and call off the no-contact order... until she pushed his fat ass away at which time he told her she was going to hell
Oh my. Thank you for linking to the report.
ETA: The date of the report expands our understanding of their breakup, too. 9/17/12. Compare that to his "take me back bae" posts that July. Lucas spent months, it seems, trying to win Suzanne back.
Didn’t she have to hide her cats or something like that? If not, I apologize, it’s been a been a crazy crazy long ass day here. But, I’m like 99% sure she had to hide them when he came back which is the biggest red flag of something nefarious to me.
The story as I understand it is that at some point, Suzanne fled her home with the cats. She is believed to have served Lucas with the no-contact order, told him to be gone by the morning, and then taken her cats with her overnight. Whether she did not feel safe leaving the cats alone with Lucas, or brought them with her for comfort in a difficult time, is not clear.

They mostly make money selling sex toys, TV, video game, anime, and band merch, and... Well, they still do good with the joke shit like before. Spencer's is weird. Go into one sometime. Wear a mask though, not cause Covid just your reputation.

I would love a magic wand that made the victims of cows have the sudden urge to tell us all the details. Since I'd love to know more about that.
Poor Suzanne has suffered enough, and the fact that she has never publicly made a statement about Lucas demonstrates her class. Alas.
 
Didn’t she have to hide her cats or something like that? If not, I apologize, it’s been a been a crazy crazy long ass day here. But, I’m like 99% sure she had to hide them when he came back which is the biggest red flag of something nefarious to me.

The story as I understand it is that at some point, Suzanne fled her home with the cats. She is believed to have served Lucas with the no-contact order, told him to be gone by the morning, and then taken her cats with her overnight. Whether she did not feel safe leaving the cats alone with Lucas, or brought them with her for comfort in a difficult time, is not clear.


Poor Suzanne has suffered enough, and the fact that she has never publicly made a statement about Lucas demonstrates her class. Alas.
Suzanne took her cats with her because she was afraid for their safety. As can be seen in the last post by Rescuetoast, Suzanne did comment Lucas was mean to her cats and it should have been a red flag. Also in one of Goldoars podcasts the Freak let out when he lived with his mother, she had said something to him because he was mean to the cat. So he does have history of being abusive to cats.

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That's probably my favorite wernism. Tells people they're going to hell if they don't do what he demands. Always follows it with he's not going to hell because he's an atheist, but people he assumes are Christians, they're going to hell. I can't understand his reasoning, if there is a God, heaven and hell, being an atheist isn't going to save him. Lucas is the same as the /atheist atheists. I'm surprised he hasn't said something like this, especially since he once said if there is a God, he'll punch him in the face.

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For those who don’t know, this euphoric Facebook quote was originally a piece of graffiti found on the wall of a concentration camp dormitory, I think in Auschwitz. In its original context it has some pathos, in the context of an acne riddled dude sitting in his car thinking he’s owning Christians not so much.
 
Suzanne took her cats with her because she was afraid for their safety. As can be seen in the last post by Rescuetoast, Suzanne did comment Lucas was mean to her cats and it should have been a red flag. Also in one of Goldoars podcasts the Freak let out when he lived with his mother, she had said something to him because he was mean to the cat. So he does have history of being abusive to cats.

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One more line to the outro credits for the eligible bachelor, mean to cats
 
Suzanne took her cats with her because she was afraid for their safety. As can be seen in the last post by Rescuetoast, Suzanne did comment Lucas was mean to her cats and it should have been a red flag. Also in one of Goldoars podcasts the Freak let out when he lived with his mother, she had said something to him because he was mean to the cat. So he does have history of being abusive to cats.

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It's a reasonable conclusion that Suzanne did not feel comfortable leaving Lucas with her cats unattended. The "mean to cats" detail is intriguing, considering that Lucas has admitted to being punished by his mother for the way he treated their pets as a kid. Another parallel between mom and Suzanne.
 
'Nobody within the psych field that i've asked says that i'm weird or anything like that'

Uh huh. Normal people don't ask people 'in the psych field' whether they think they are weird. Normal people wouldn't be in the position, nor have the inclination to do so. and mentally ill loons like you, upon asking such a question will always be told no because the doctor in question doesn't want a crazy person spazzing out on them for telling them the truth

 
It's a reasonable conclusion that Suzanne did not feel comfortable leaving Lucas with her cats unattended. The "mean to cats" detail is intriguing, considering that Lucas has admitted to being punished by his mother for the way he treated their pets as a kid. Another parallel between mom and Suzanne.
I hate to think what being mean to cats implies. The rest of us for the most part look at cats and think aww cute. At the very least he probably just thinks get out of my way stupid cat. The cat can do nothing for the Wern so he probably doesn’t see the benefits of them being a loving companion. If you aren’t going to do something for the Wern you are no good to him. It’s surprising how stupid he is though thinking through his warped calculations you’d think he’d show off how nice he is to animal companions to attract zoomer baes and say you can pet my cat gen z (I hope he doesn’t). But faking affection for animals is work the Wern is too lazy to do like when he talks about “converting” to veganism for the welfare of animals.
 
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It's a reasonable conclusion that Suzanne did not feel comfortable leaving Lucas with her cats unattended. The "mean to cats" detail is intriguing, considering that Lucas has admitted to being punished by his mother for the way he treated their pets as a kid. Another parallel between mom and Suzanne.
I’ve heard disliking cats in general is actually kind of a red flag for some women. Something about control. Cats can’t be taught obedience like a dog. Negative reinforcement doesn’t work on them, it just makes them resent you. They might choose to do what you want if they like you enough. Abusive men can’t stand that.
 
'Nobody within the psych field that i've asked says that i'm weird or anything like that'

Uh huh. Normal people don't ask people 'in the psych field' whether they think they are weird. Normal people wouldn't be in the position, nor have the inclination to do so. and mentally ill loons like you, upon asking such a question will always be told no because the doctor in question doesn't want a crazy person spazzing out on them for telling them the truth



Just another way him and opl are two sides of the same coin. That whole video can be summed up with Chris's comment during his bail hearing. "I'm famous on the internet". And why are incels so completely obessed with sex? I've never seen that obbession from anyone but incels.
 
I’ve heard disliking cats in general is actually kind of a red flag for some women. Something about control. Cats can’t be taught obedience like a dog. Negative reinforcement doesn’t work on them, it just makes them resent you. They might choose to do what you want if they like you enough. Abusive men can’t stand that.
Hadn’t thought about it from that angle it’s true cats are their own agents I don’t know if control freaks would like that.

edit: something tells me he wouldn’t like dogs much either
 
I’ve heard disliking cats in general is actually kind of a red flag for some women. Something about control. Cats can’t be taught obedience like a dog. Negative reinforcement doesn’t work on them, it just makes them resent you. They might choose to do what you want if they like you enough. Abusive men can’t stand that.
That kind of thinking can turn into paranoid loon territory pretty fast. Hell I can't stand cats. Has nothing to do with control or abuse. It has everything to do with the fact that they piss and shit in litterboxes in the house, scratch the shit out of furniture, leave dead animals in random places and walk around on counter tops and tables, which isn't sanitary at all

Any woman using that as 'thats a red flag!' is a pretty big red flag for being a mental case herself. There is a reason crazy cat lady stereotypes exist

Maxxicus Callahan said:
something tells me he wouldn’t like dogs much either
Dogs are pretty good at reading peoples intentions and personalities. Moreso than any other animal because of their history coexisting with humans and the evolutionary shit that goes along with it. They also tend to take hostile attitudes toward people that their owners don't like

Like you said I doubt lucas likes dogs very much, and i'd bet money that more often than not the feeling is mutual. I can absolutely see some zoomer bae's dog recognizing lucas is a creep and a potential threat and planting itself between lucas and said zoomer bae, and not being too friendly about it. I suspect lucas makes a point of avoiding women with dogs and likely other hobos with dogs as well. Even hobos are smart enough to pay attention when their dogs act skeevy toward other hobos
 
A person that mistreats animals can hurt a person.

And I wouldn't date guys that don't like cats, or any other animal. You tell me during our first date you don't like animals, I'm done with you, unless you have a VERY good reason, like being bitten in the face by a dog, or you're allergic.

Cats and dogs can be trained to stay off off counters, and not scratch the furniture.
In my lowly opinion, kids can tear up you place as much as an animal, you just gotta train them too.

Someone once told me some guys don't like cats because they're traditionally seen as a woman's pet, and dogs are more of a man's pet. Therefore, they think it makes them look like a less of a man if they have a cat. Made sense to me at the time, the guys I knew that disliked cats all acted like macho jackasses.
 
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That kind of thinking can turn into paranoid loon territory pretty fast. Hell I can't stand cats. Has nothing to do with control or abuse. It has everything to do with the fact that they piss and shit in litterboxes in the house, scratch the shit out of furniture, leave dead animals in random places and walk around on counter tops and tables, which isn't sanitary at all

Any woman using that as 'thats a red flag!' is a pretty big red flag for being a mental case herself. There is a reason crazy cat lady stereotypes exist


Dogs are pretty good at reading peoples intentions and personalities. Moreso than any other animal because of their history coexisting with humans and the evolutionary shit that goes along with it. They also tend to take hostile attitudes toward people that their owners don't like

Like you said I doubt lucas likes dogs very much, and i'd bet money that more often than not the feeling is mutual. I can absolutely see some zoomer bae's dog recognizing lucas is a creep and a potential threat and planting itself between lucas and said zoomer bae, and not being too friendly about it. I suspect lucas makes a point of avoiding women with dogs and likely other hobos with dogs as well. Even hobos are smart enough to pay attention when their dogs act skeevy toward other hobos

Off topic, but there is a reasoning behind the leaving dead things, and why some cats clean their people. They view us as stupid hairless cats who can't function on our own, and they have to take care of us. And they can recognize shitty people and avoid them. My first cat was more of a dog than my dog. He knew what time I got home from the shop every day, and was in the window waiting for me. He was intially gotten for my then wife, but he did nothing but hiss and slap at her, and refused to let her get within a foot of him. Should've taken it as the red flag it was. She was a psychotic abusive woman who ended up doing time for attempted murder.
 
'Nobody within the psych field that i've asked says that i'm weird or anything like that'

Uh huh. Normal people don't ask people 'in the psych field' whether they think they are weird. Normal people wouldn't be in the position, nor have the inclination to do so. and mentally ill loons like you, upon asking such a question will always be told no because the doctor in question doesn't want a crazy person spazzing out on them for telling them the truth

“No professionals call me weird” has the same energy as “that waitress smiled at me so she’s flirting,” IMO.

It’s literally their job to do those things and handle things as professionally as possible, fucko.
 
Off topic, but there is a reasoning behind the leaving dead things, and why some cats clean their people. They view us as stupid hairless cats who can't function on our own, and they have to take care of us. And they can recognize shitty people and avoid them. My first cat was more of a dog than my dog. He knew what time I got home from the shop every day, and was in the window waiting for me. He was intially gotten for my then wife, but he did nothing but hiss and slap at her, and refused to let her get within a foot of him. Should've taken it as the red flag it was. She was a psychotic abusive woman who ended up doing time for attempted murder.
Well, you can't leave us hanging.
 
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