Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Furry killer]

"Barbie Chan" I think I threw up a little in my mouth at that I won't lie... Urgh...

Yeah, that is creepy as hell that he gave that nickname to her. (shrugging intensely)

 

[Preston]

Mary aint a virgin anymore

 

[Slap47]

I hope it ends three days later with him flying off into the sky, flipping everybody off.

Replacing circumcising every boy with giving them a giant bloody gash.

New religion feels like a downgrade.

 

[Button Moon]

Is there a chance the someone inside the jail knows about Chris and is feeding him delusions again? It wouldn't surprise me if a ween got themselves locked up just to fuck with him.

Even if they didn't know Chris: it wouldn't take people long at all to realise he's fun to mess with and easily manipulated. Prison is boring and this will be the best entertainment they've had for awhile.

 

[The Spice boi]

The fact Chris called Barb "Barbie" made me physically tremble in revulsion.

Also, yeah Null, this is YOUR fault. How dare you not support Chris fucking his own mom.

 

[Protistology]

So will this be titled the Prison saga or the Schizo saga?

 

[Foltest]

So if Null is Judas, who are the other 12 apostles of Chris? Is Marvin one of them?

 

[Dom Cruise]

"I saw + think "The Exorcist" was the best saterical comidy that I have ever seen.
Signed, yours truley"

 

[Cherenkovblue]

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CWC has officially ascended to become the new Charles Manson. All he needs is a body or two under him and he'll have the whole fucking thing. Quick, somebody shoop his face over the craziest pic of Manson you can find.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Any fights broke out over it?

Trying to fight the staff, yes.

 

[blackboots]

The best part, bar none, is where he really does try to say he healed his mom with his dick. Awesome. Truly.

Bringing new meaning to "Good Friday."

My sides are in orbit.

 

[LongWayDown]

Jesus cleared people of their sins and Chris cleared his family of their savings.

 

[Lone MacReady]

Jesus warned of false prophets to come after him, he never expected them to be this cringe however.

 

[LongWayDown]

CWC has officially ascended to become the new Charles Manson. All he needs is a body or two under him and he'll have the whole fucking thing. Quick, somebody shoop his face over the craziest pic of Manson you can find.

I'm pretty sure having a body under him is what led to his arrest.

 

[Tiggletown]

CWC has officially ascended to become the new Charles Manson. All he needs is a body or two under him and he'll have the whole fucking thing. Quick, somebody shoop his face over the craziest pic of Manson you can find.

One day they will find 30 ween bodies buried under the house.

 

[ANobody]

Just for context

Malachi 3: 6-15 (NIV)

Robbing God​

6 “For I the Lord do not change; therefore you, O children of Jacob, are not consumed. 7 from the days of your fathers you have turned aside from my statutes and have not kept them. Return to me, and I will return to you, says the Lord of hosts. But you say, ‘How shall we return?’ 8 Will man rob God? Yet you are robbing me. But you say, ‘How have we robbed you?’ In your tithes and contributions. 9 You are cursed with a curse, for you are robbing me, the whole nation of you. 10 Bring the full tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. And thereby put me to the test, says the Lord of hosts, if I will not open the windows of heaven for you and pour down for you a blessing until there is no more need. 11 I will rebuke the devourer for you, so that it will not destroy the fruits of your soil, and your vine in the field shall not fail to bear, says the Lord of hosts. 12 Then all nations will call you blessed, for you will be a land of delight, says the Lord of hosts.

13 “Your words have been hard against me, says the Lord. But you say, ‘How have we spoken against you?’ 14 You have said, "It is vain to serve God. What is the profit of our keeping his charge or of walking as in mourning before the Lord of hosts? 15 And now we call the arrogant blessed. Evildoers not only prosper but they put God to the test and they escape.’”


Out of everything in the Bible he picks "God has a temper tantrum", never change Chris

 

[LongWayDown]

So will this be titled the Prison saga or the Schizo saga?

The Peniten-Chu-ry Saga

 

[Dumbchan]

We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing, I did as I had done for and with a chosen few back in Israel over 2000 years ago in cleansing Them.

Chris you fucked your Mom. This isn't 2000 years ago.

 

[PlasticOwls]

If Chris thinks that he's the first retard in jail to try the 'I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ!' thing in a bid for an insanity plea, he is sorely mistaken lmao.

Chris is a sperg but the fact that he feels the need to explain and defend his decision to rape his elderly mother proves that he knows he should not have been doing it. I'm not a very good Christian but I'm pretty sure there aren't any verses bible where it says that Jesus cleared people of their sins by fucking them.

I can't be the only one who thinks Chris isn't trying to grift his way into an insanity plea. That'd make him smart enough to realize how fucked he is, but dumb enough to think that'll work in a court of law.

No, I think he genuinely believes the Merge to be happening, and jail time is feeding into that delusion big time.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

One day they will find 30 ween bodies buried under the house.

...with all their skulls piled up with rows of candles and a wooden plank that reads "FOR JULAY".