Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Alex Krycek]

Well that explains a lot about his mental state.
This reminds me of a combination of Brad Watson and Female Goodrah.

 

[Minecraft Axolotl]

he's

Thats just what mentally ill people do, find any excuse to keep doing the same things they were doing while blaming it on someone else or looking for excuses.
He did the same thing when Barb said she was in pain when he was "massaging" her. Try to find a way to not make what he was doing painful so he could continue doing it.
Its truly fucked
Edit: quote fucked up lol sorry

 

[Horus]

You guys just don't get it, that jail cell is just the modern day Gethsemane. Repent!

 

[ANobody]

The only socially responsible thing Heilberg can do right now is ask that Chris be commited to a high risk loony bin. Clearly the klink fucked him up beyond belief.

 

[ChefKiss]

he IS like Jesus, in that he is the father and the son

 

[seri0us]

I wonder who could be behind this?

“My fellow Nintendo smash bros combatants. We must allow more third party characters into smash bros. The series will not survive with it.”

 

[Cletus Kasady]

What in the actual fuck did i just read!

 

[MorbidlyObeseFeline]

I really hope this ends with Chris being crucified.

 

[Sasha]

He just discovered how it feels to be a sentient animal. wow identity wow
Conclusion : he's fucking Jesus (no that's not what I meant you heathen)

Edit : "Three Days on Earth equal Four Month"
That's how it feels when you're locked up because you fucked your mother. It's not the merge.

 

[MissDrama]

I love the new season of this anime

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Dude you fucked your mom

You cannot top this post.

 

[Spooky Bones]

I wonder if Chris fully appreciates Isabella louretta Janke and her involvement. Because I’m surprised he would say that @Null is judas when izzy was a bigger snitch.

I am sure weens have sent him all sorts of things, both true and not, about the whole saga and more. It's pretty much consistent with Chris's character to ignore any stuff sent to him that disagrees with what he believes/wants to believe. So if he went into jail thinking Bella was on the side of the righteous he probably still believes them and would even if he got sent a hard copy of the entire ILJ forum.

Heck, Bella herself might write Chris, or Sean. People might write Chris pretending to be them (or Null or any number of people, past and present.)

I just really wonder what kind of mail he is getting and how that might effect him mentally or not. I am not sure what their system is if he is in solitary (which he probably is, not as a punitive measure but as a protective one) but generally he has a right to receive his mail and the jail has the right to inspect it.

So he's probably in contact with some degenerates who are fucking with him. Hopefully the truth will come out.

 

[tehpope]

What in the actual fuck did i just read!

Pretty much yeah. It looks like the ramblings of someone who fried their brains on acid.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

I can do it in 3

I AM CAWD!

Looks like him and his lawyer are going for the insanity defense.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

 

[HarveySperg41]

@Null, are you going to write him back? He needs a pen pal.

Can we all send him post cards?

 

[Stalphos Johnson]

Inside look of Chris's bible study:

 

[Info Player Start]

Nigga I'm not reading all that bullshit. Summarize that shit in ten words or less.

Chris Chan is Jesus, Null is Judas

 

[VPNman]

My guess is that Chris is that the only thing in Chris' cell are Bible, bed, Big Steve and a toilet. This is just him projecting himself into media, the only difference is this time it's not about a blue hedgehog.

Praise Chris

 

[greenvector36]

So his name was foreshadowing the whole time.

And I am pleased that Chris continues to be the gift that keeps on giving, even from prison.

Even in death, the presence of our messiah lives on in our hearts. Now if we could only timeskip to Novemeber