Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Greasy Spoon]

I am not exactly a theologist, but I'm 95% sure that Jesus didn't rape his mother. Other than that - dude's right, they're basically indistinguishable.

Just wait until he refers to it in court as "Immaculate Conception".

 

[Takodachi]

Did... did this nigger really write in a fucking letter? Holy shit

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Does the Pope know?

I don't know. Let's ask @Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth

 

[crestfallen]

So his name was foreshadowing the whole time.

And I am pleased that Chris continues to be the gift that keeps on giving, even from prison.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Nigga I'm not reading all that bullshit. Summarize that shit in ten words or less.

 

[draggs]

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I once talked to a guy working in a loony bin and he told me they had an entire floor of skitzos thinking they are some famous person. Half the people in that ward thought they were Jesus, there were a few Napoleons, a handful of John Lennons, 2 Elvises and a whole buttload of randos who at least had the courtesy of picking someone more unique.

Keep in mind, that's rural Germany. Just goes to show, how common this Jesus-delusion is, even on an international level.

I was bullshitting with a psychiatrist once and he said his method of dealing with these people was to get all huffy and say you can't be Napoleon, I'm Napoleon! Pretty sure he was having me on but I got a good laugh out it

 

[ANobody]

I remember when I used to work psych when I first got licensed. My friend and I used to tell new admits with psychosis and delusions of grandeur, "well, if you're Jesus Christ, who's that other guy or gal saying the same thing." People don't realize how common this is. I would guess that Chris is either Skizoaffective or Skizophrenic. My money is on schizophrenic just because he never had the extreme moodshifts you see in skizo affective and bipolar (Hypomania/Mania). I would like to say to all of the fucktards who carried water for Chris' transideology that you are equally insane because estrogen can exacerbate these disorders because it messes with dopamine and other neurotransmitters. I hope his attorney drops him sack if potatoes.

You're a licensed psych worker who cant spell "Schizoaffective" or "Schizophrenic"? Man the bar isnt set very high huh?

 

[SandyCat]

I wonder if people in that prison are egging on his delusions out of sheer boredom

That might explain the sudden god complex

 

[Aqua Panda]

I hope Chris's lawyer knows of this. It's going to make any defense a lot harder. Especially since you can argue he admits to the crime with Barb and obviously declined mentally by saying he's Jesus.

Chris is almost forcing a insanity defense here and it's going to backfire on him spectacularly.

 

[Retarded INTP]

This is his story and nothing less.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I guess so. The holy spirit fucked Barb to create Chris.

I get that… but how the fuck is Andy Warhol involved? How the fuck does Chris even know who Andy Warhol was? Did somebody leave a 40 year old Life Magazine in his cell?

 

[ñññ]

Is there a chance the someone inside the jail knows about Chris and is feeding him delusions again? It wouldn't surprise me if a ween got themselves locked up just to fuck with him.

No way the farms can protect him there. Chris is fucked.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

One thing's for certain, the liquor store closest to Mr. Heilberg is making some mad dosh right now.

 

[Annaoop]

Jesus H Chris, he is so fucking gone it's not even funny. Did he seriously tell his attorney this bat shit crazy explanation as to why he fingered his elderly mother?!

 

[Michael Janke]

something about this sort of freaks me out.chris wrote to null, and what we see is hilarious.
what we dont see is concerning.
he's putting the blame on anyone but himself. his note shows a lack of remorse for any of his actions, even though on some level, he knows they're bad. we know he knows, because he tried to hide the fact he fucks his mother. he's comparing himself fucking his mother and testing null as judas betraying jesus christ. he took money from barbs account and his first instinct is to say why its not bad that he did that. if their was any hope for an insanity plea, this squashed it because it shows that he knows what he did was wrong and simply doesn't give a shit.
insanity in the criminal sense is not knowing your actions are bad.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

I hope Chris's lawyer knows of this. It's going to make any defense a lot harder. Especially since you can argue he admits to the crime with Barb and obviously declined mentally by saying he's Jesus.

Chris is almost forcing a insanity defense here and it's going to backfire on him spectacularly.

Actually, in a criminal case, it would be the local prosecutor (assuming no one higher up wanted the case, I sorta doubt it) rather than an attorney representing Barb.

 

[Belvedere]

*Reads letter*
Yeah, that insanity plea is in the bag.

 

[GooglePuppet]

Can we really ever top a cow with a literal God complex?
link related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNgyyd0Z2KA

 

[Formerly Trucks]

Even the Unabomber had better handwriting, Jesus fucking Christ. Seriously that's some schizophrenic unintelligible word salad ass shit.

 

[Takodachi]

The more times I read it the more bizarre it gets.
Isnt it weird that the letter was delivered to his lawyer as well? Do you believe this is a plan to pledge insanity or some sort of mental illness (i mean duh)? or I'm just overthinking it and I should take my meds?