Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Kirby]

Also, feel free to take ANY unaltered original photograph of my body's face, neck and shoulder/chest area where I was not wearing the glasses. Then, alter the photo to show a naturally growing brown beard, mustache, and sideburns. Now, place that photo next to any image of Jesus on of off the cross; compare, look deep into my eyes and photograph; see for yourself

 

[DonaldJTrump]

This is literal schizophrenia, Im sure thats what the Psychiatrist who evalutates him for trial will come to

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I think he started to call her Barbie Chan this June. If not June, roughly around that time period. It's on his Twitter.

He stopped calling a her Barb a while back.

 

[Slobs]

Oh I see, the immaculate conception was a result of Chris' "spiritual bonding" with his mother. Thanks to the dimensional merge his tardcum successfully travelled back in time to Mary's womb before Josh (Judas), the jerkops (romans), and trolls (jews? satanists?) could stop him thus granting us all salvation and anime waifus after rapture. Thanks Chris(t)!

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Literally this right now

 

[Mamas boy]

Is there a chance the someone inside the jail knows about Chris and is feeding him delusions again? It wouldn't surprise me if a ween got themselves locked up just to fuck with him.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

On second thought, maybe incarceration isn't going to be good for Chris's mental health...

 

[NoReturn]

He's really gunning for that insanity plea.

This statement next to your icon made me lost my shit. Thank you.

Thanks for transcribing that mess of a letter for us. He writes like Trump had a cocaine binge.

Can you imagine Chris on cocaine? The very nature of reality itself would crack.

Prison seems to be doing wonders for Chris, wish I could've seen Heilberg's face after reading this.

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Joshua Connor "Null" Moon, contemplating how his life got to this point. 2021 colorized.

2030 - Josh sits with his loving wife. He freezes, as if caught in time. She's seen this before and gently touches his muscled arm. "It's ok Josh. He's locked up. You're safe."

 

[Furry killer]

This is truly scary, he really really believes he is god and has wandered the earth for 2000+ years. AND he sees no problem whatsoever in fucking his own mom. I left a small hope that he might come out and say " I was just lying guys, I would never bonk my mom, it was all a prank, bro" but I was wrong, he has gone full "Ruler Of The Universe" even to the extent that he thinks he looks like a made-up Jesus picture. Not a single made-up Jesus picture has Jesus as a fat overweight slob so I don't know why he brought it up.
And his reason to why it's ok for him to steal money from Barb only makes perfect sense to him, not to anyone else, " If I play the lotto then it's ok to steal money because I can give it back when/if I win". Not very "god" like, Chris, not at all.

 

[Sprate Header]

sorry for shit quality lol

 

[Sasha]

My fucking god, he's batshit insane, totally crazy. He's crazy. Poor soul.

Edit : laughed out loud at the Andy Warhol book reference. Even that contributed to turn him mentally ILL .

 

[greenvector36]

Just making sure, we're the cult right?

It's not a cult, it's an alternative approach to spirituality. Think of Scientology, but with more spergy scifi and sexual assault.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I'm calling it now. His ending will be like the ending to Brazil. He shuts out everyone in his mind to live the life he dreams of. The jail, meanwhile, just says fuck it, and lets him rot in peace.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I know this is probably late and gay, but why is Chris writing to you if you've made it very clear that you want nothing to do with him?

I know he's autistic but I thought he would have realised that you blocking him and refusing to have any further contact with him was a pretty clear sign that you didn't want to be associated with him.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Fucking yikes. Almost 2 months in jail and he's even worse. So much for anyone thinking time away from his constant stimuli was gonna clear his head.

In my rough translation of the autistic word salad I can sum up Chris has the audacity to compare himself to Jesus, is still hock deep in his delusional merge saving his sorry ass and his defense despite clearly audibly saying all the ways he fucked his own mother, is going to be "we did not have any sexual contact, we were just snuggling and getting comfy for spiritual healing."

Good luck to you Mr heilburg, hope this letter can convince the court's Chris is clearly unfit to stand trial...and won't survive one day in hard time with the big boys, and can never reintegrate back into society.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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Identical.
Did God reincarnate you too Jeff?

 

[Impossible Brutality]

Exhibit 1,739,007: Trannies are mentally ill retards.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Heresy like this makes me sick. May God have pity on his wrenched, blackened, twisted soul when it's sent to hell.

 

[Minecraft Axolotl]

Another piece of art lovingly created by my stupid fucking friends

Apparently the thing in the foreground is a kiwi

 

[totallyrandomusername]

He really shouldn't have written this, now it can be used against him in court. He clearly admits to at least 2 different crimes. Any defense he had, other than insanity, is absolutely destroyed (you're not allowed to assert a defense that you know is factually untrue, not that it stops people)