Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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The Passion of the Zanshus


Jasper2K said:
"Why and What the hell?" Emanuel (God above all other Gods and Goddesses, and one of my mentors), herself, had deemed me to Heal, Cleanse, and Clear Barbara of All of her past sins and regrets, and improve her abilities directly and personally, as her Goddess. We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing"

I really enjoyed that segment. It was like it was taken from the holy bible itself.
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MeatCurtains 69:69: And then Jesus took Mary as his wife where the 3 apostles of the Sonichu assisted in ceremonial tribbing.
 
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Bless deer Jersh for transcribing that mess. It is much appreciated.

As for the contents, well... uhm. Well, I don't know how to respond to any of it. It reads like someone's schizophrenic ramblings. I'm not sure if he's actually lost it or if he's just pretending anymore. Maybe he has pretended to be a loon for so long he has circled back and become one? It's just ramblings of self-assumed grandeur. Jailhouse Arc is off to a pretty strong start!
 
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Joshua Connor "Null" Moon, contemplating how his life got to this point. 2021 colorized.
 
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@Null if you write a reply, reference the following verses.
10 The LORD said to Joshua, “Get up! Why have you fallen on your face? 11 Israel has sinned; they have transgressed my covenant that I commanded them; they have taken some of the devoted things; they have stolen and lied and put them among their own belongings. 12 Therefore the people of Israel cannot stand before their enemies. They turn their backs before their enemies, because they have become devoted for destruction. I will be with you no more, unless you destroy the devoted things from among you.
Bonus passage, Joshua interrogates the ironically named thief, Achan.
19 Then Joshua said to Achan, “My son, give glory to the LORD God of Israel and give praise to him. And tell me now what you have done; do not hide it from me.” 20 And Achan answered Joshua, “Truly I have sinned against the LORD God of Israel, and this is what I did: 21 when I saw among the spoil a beautiful cloak from Shinar, and 200 shekels of silver, and a bar of gold weighing 50 shekels, then I coveted them and took them. And see, they are hidden in the earth inside my tent, with the silver underneath.”
22 So Joshua sent messengers, and they ran to the tent; and behold, it was hidden in his tent with the silver underneath.
25 And Joshua said, “Why did you bring trouble on us? The LORD brings trouble on you today.” And all Israel stoned him with stones. They burned them with fire and stoned them with stones.
And so another anchuent prophesy is fulfilled.
 
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Spooky Bones said:
8 Will anyone rob God? Yet you are robbing me! But you say, ‘How are we robbing you?’ In your tithes and offerings! 9 You are cursed with a curse, for you are robbing me—the whole nation of you! 10 Bring the full tithe into the storehouse, so that there may be food in my house, and thus put me to the test, says the Lord of hosts; see if I will not open the windows of heaven for you and pour down for you an overflowing blessing. 11 I will rebuke the locust for you, so that it will not destroy the produce of your soil; and your vine in the field shall not be barren, says the Lord of hosts. 12 Then all nations will count you happy, for you will be a land of delight, says the Lord of hosts.​
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Taking Malachi 8 at face-value, I think Chris is actually still begging for money or other things but using the Bible to validate it. Bloody amazing. :story:
 
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What an epistle from the Rock that is the Central Virginia Regional Jail.

Especially the part where he confesses to Null that he did in fact smush Barb.

I wonder if David Heilberg knows he is mailing out confessions - which, of course, the correctional staff reads, as they do with any letter from an inmate before mailing unless it is a communication to their attorney.

I wanna see the look on the face of the Greene County prosecutor assigned to this case when he got a copy of this from the jail :story:
 
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