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WTF DOODS!

I got home from work and there were some police in front of my house. They were from the Cyber-police, apparently ive been associated in federal crime of identity theft by some "No-life dumfuck conspiracy theorists" whoever that may be. I tried to tell em that i didnt do anything wrong, that i did everything correct, but now im on my way to Cyber-Jail since ill be held for 24 hours.

Hope to see you all there!
 
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Full Race Replay said:
I am still confused why a lot of phil's paypiggies seem to have latched onto the bank leaks more than other bombshells in recent years. For example, learning about WWE champions would be a major shocker to many people, but there are many other such instances of major revelations that show how much of a scumbag Phil is, like the wedding trip to CT. But apparently the bank leaks are such a big deal that it shines through the pignosis for some reason. Like is it that big of a deal? Everybody can see with their own eyes how much money phil would get per day during the vest streak and then continue to cry poor, but not somehow it's even more proven for some reason?
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The wedding saga gave Phil some backlash, his contributions dropped later that Spring. That was also around the time Phil's chat shifted from a fair amount of actual fans wanting to help Phil to overwhelmingly being these semi-trolls that are just there to chat with each other and Phil is background noise to laugh at.

All Phil's fuckups add up slowly over time.
 
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00R-Gundam said:
I got home from work and there were some police in front of my house. They were from the Cyber-police, apparently ive been associated in federal crime of identity theft by some "No-life dumfuck conspiracy theorists" whoever that may be. I tried to tell em that i didnt do anything wrong, that i did everything correct, but now im on my way to Cyber-Jail since ill be held for 24 hours.
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the FBI showed up to my house and said they were arresting me for stealing someone's bank information and also faking it
 
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Gezkill said:
Its sad, but from the looks of the numbers Phil probably could have payed off the tax man completely by now. The amount of money this moron rakes in and he is in debt because he can't control his spending habits.
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He probably could have kept from losing his condo in Connecticut to foreclosure.
Probably could have avoided bankruptcy.
Probably could've avoided a lot of mistakes. Hindsight is 20/20, Philip doesn't appear to have this ability. Put all his skill points into goutblast and snortquake.
 
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00R-Gundam said:
WTF DOODS!

I got home from work and there were some police in front of my house. They were from the Cyber-police, apparently ive been associated in federal crime of identity theft by some "No-life dumfuck conspiracy theorists" whoever that may be. I tried to tell em that i didnt do anything wrong, that i did everything correct, but now im on my way to Cyber-Jail since ill be held for 24 hours.

Hope to see you all there!
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Me too man and all I did was read an online forum. I’m not built for real world consequences. Oh wait neither is he especially being he keeps using slander wrong in context and in legal precedence.
 
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SocietyLiver1488 said:
Sorry Phil the FBI just called and said they were too busy staging fake Q Anon rallies and enforcing trans bathroom privileges to help better luck next time, also you owe them back taxes so Step Up
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In all honesty it would probably be a better use of tax money and their time to investigate DSP's cyber bullies than that...not much but still.
 
While Phil is an utter incompetant at lying, it's amazing to see him priming the pump already for fundraisers for expensive lawyers. How much they'll cost or what they're doing isn't important, what is important is that Phil's got a new reason to ramp up the begging and have a few marathons to encourage some more phastativity, even after the leaks showing that it's all going to doordash and wwe.
 
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Sup3r said:
I should point out that outside of the taxes, his debts aren't the kind of debt from wasting money. His other debts are the mortgage and car loan, which don't originate from his current habits.
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Make no mistake, his car note is a massive waste of money. I think the leaks showed it being debited from his account as $300+ a month? A guy who never leaves the house and puts only 12k miles on a car in 3 years and has his financial problems has zero need to be carrying a monthly payment. If ever there was someone who should just drop 7 or 8k as a one-time payment on a reliable used car, it's DSP. A good used car, with how little they drive, would last him 10 years.

I'm not sure if he leases or bought, but if he leased, he'd be required to carry full insurance coverage too. Whereas, if he owned a used car, he could carry less comprehensive coverage, at least that's how car insurance is here in Michigan, I know insurance requirements vary from state to state.
 
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NursezillaX said:
The least surprising thing ever is going to be that when confronted with evidence that shows he's a pathological liar and someone who's been soliciting money, from his viewers all the way up to his parents, under false pretenses, all you're going to get in response and as an explanation is just going to be more lies... I'll be shocked if it's anything else.

EDIT: I guess with idiots like this though, why do anything else?

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I wouldn't dare to say it's a consensus but some of us, me included, are pretty sure that Ali is a good troll.


Pretty Boy Extremism said:
*leans forward in his gamer chair, because he thinks it makes him look more intimidating*
Just so you guys know, I talked with the head lawyer of BoA and the highest federal authorities have been alerted! He told me "Phil, don't worry, we love you and your bank account! The FBI is already raiding the houses of those hardened, mentally ill, QAnon Kiwifarts terrorists!" And guess what else? *aggressive T-pose* They're being prosecuted right now and are facing serious jail time! I'm talking 25 to life! Unfortunately, since everyone arrested were mentally ill 14-year-olds, there's no way for me to collect damages from them that were committed against me and my family! So please, if you can, tip me! Tips help me the most in getting justice in this gross violent crime that was committed against me!
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Haha! You thought he was human enough to switch the camera on.
 
Full Race Replay said:
I am still confused why a lot of phil's paypiggies seem to have latched onto the bank leaks more than other bombshells in recent years. For example, learning about WWE champions would be a major shocker to many people, but there are many other such instances of major revelations that show how much of a scumbag Phil is, like the wedding trip to CT. But apparently the bank leaks are such a big deal that it shines through the pignosis for some reason. Like is it that big of a deal? Everybody can see with their own eyes how much money phil would get per day during the vest streak and then continue to cry poor, but not somehow it's even more proven for some reason?
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My guess is they have more trust in numbers. Even if it was identity theft, as phil claims, how could he let it go on so long if he's desperate to pay his bills/taxes? How could he not notice his balance disappearing every month and not say anything? The holes in his cover story are too large to ignore.
 
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Full Race Replay said:
I am still confused why a lot of phil's paypiggies seem to have latched onto the bank leaks more than other bombshells in recent years. For example, learning about WWE champions would be a major shocker to many people, but there are many other such instances of major revelations that show how much of a scumbag Phil is, like the wedding trip to CT. But apparently the bank leaks are such a big deal that it shines through the pignosis for some reason. Like is it that big of a deal? Everybody can see with their own eyes how much money phil would get per day during the vest streak and then continue to cry poor, but not somehow it's even more proven for some reason?
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When you compare them to the champions reveal, the bank leaks had receipts that Phil couldn't deny. In fact it proved that Phil was lying to them about his situation, without the wriggle room champions did. After all we didn't have evidence as tight as footage of Phil playing the game on the account. So while it was proven to us, Phil wriggled in that tiny gap as much as he could to not confess.

With the wedding, Phil's fanbase was very different. But also what he revealed was something the could spin as a win. He beat the detractors by hiding it and getting married is usually seen as a pahsitive thing. Here though, there is no possible way to address without leaving questions out in the open. His mind has deteriorated to the point where it became obvious he was he tried to make it up as he went along.

However each saga caused Phil to lose paypigs, from the doxxing of his forums to the hissy fit he had over cheerers not wanting to tip. This time, he handled it in the absolute worst way possible
 
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