Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

So does this means Chris is going to start learning Aramaic and grow out a full beard?

If this is the end of the tranny arc and CWC starts identifying as a TRUE and HONEST male again, I dare say Chris IS getting better.

 

[Jack Awful]

"Letter from the Charlottesville Jail" will be the iconic letter for Chris-Chanism as "Letter from the Birmingham Jail" from Dr. King shaped the Civil Rights movement

Nah, I say it'll be more like the 95 Theses of Martin Luther.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

All I’d like to know after reading this letter is that will this end up with another DDoS situation?

 

[Rukario]

It’s never going to trial. Do you think Chris’s own lawyer, possibly one of the most experienced defense trial lawyers in the state of Virginia, is going to view his client as competent after this? He’s going to end up in the extra special nut hut for the criminally insane sex offenders, at least until he can be made sane enough to stand trial. Which is unlikely to ever happen. Heilberg would probably be the only actual real person in a position to argue against that fate for Chris. He has no family willing to take ownership of him or become his advocate. His mother/victim is 80. His lawyer isn’t much younger. He’ll be stuffed into the maniac ward of Arkham Assylum, be drugged into oblivion, and be forgotten as all of his connections to the outside world die.

And here’s the thing. What choice do they have? What other options for dealing with Chris. Take note of how he was “cleansing his mother’s sins by fucking her”. That’s the type of thing that makes the law enforcement types nervous. Like if somebody hasn’t ordered one of those psychosexual exams yet, they certainly will now.

Thinking about it, i'm pretty sure they must have a special mental hospital in America for all the nuts who think they are Jesus, Mohammad, Buddha etc.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

I kept trying to remember why I kept thinking about blue gym mats since I started reading the letter. Took me a while to find this story. Maybe something like it will happen. Probably not.

oh dear god

 

[thismanlies]

The OG Mother-Fucker. What the actual goddamn fuck did I just read? Maybe I'm just tired, maybe I'm also retarded, but the only thing I got out of that near-incoherent rambling was that Christine likened itself to Jesus of Nazareth. Blah-blah money, blah-blah parking lot. I must say, this a smart play if it's to plead insanity; that way the government can't fry It. Though I wish they would anyway.

I was going to make a joke about Jesus being a carpenter so he could make his own toys, but then I realized that skill alone would put him leagues above Chris.

 

[MadStan]

I'd really like that letter laminated and put in my bathroom for others to read.

Any chance we can see it get auctioned off with proceeds going to his Psychiatric sessions?

I'd love that letter from Chris!

 

[RodgerDodger]

More important than MLK's Letter from Birmingham jail. This WILL be studied in classrooms across the nation come 50 years.

It will surely be taught in every law school. In the section on “dealing with difficult clients and the insane.“

 

[Banana Hammock]

He’s the ultimate incel. He let his desire for pussy completely override what tiny modicum of self preservation he had.

Well, it's not like he could buy hookers. That would eat into his toy money.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

I know prisons let inmates call people sometimes. Part of me wonders if this new shit is someone using that to further drive chris down this path. It's a stretch, but considering the bella shit was happening for a whole year before people found out anything's fucking possible at this point.

The biggest thing to take from this is the incest-jesusfication of the heart torch. Somehow it looks like it could actually be used as an emblem for something if it weren't so shittily drawn.

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Behold the Power Button of Christ! "Praise him, and press the holy button to enter sleep mode..."

 

[Spedestrian]

I know this is obvious, but this just shows how suggestible Chris is.

Show him video games and he'll make Sonichu

Show him Archie Comics Sonic and he'll make the Sonichu comics

Show him the Bible and he's a fag hating son of the lord

Show him modern social media and he's a tranny

Show him Neptunia and he's a video game anime goddess

Show him the Bible in prison and he's Jesus Christ AND a video game anime goddess within a month

Show him one of those fake step-mom pornos and he'll fuck his actual mom in real life.

 

[Edelweiss]

This shit is giving me major serial killer vibes, anyone wanna take bets on how long after Chris is released it'll take him to murder someone?

 

[Unattended Baby]

If Chris really is Jesus then I wonder whos the anti-christ.

Obviously Liquid Chris.

Holy fucking shit, the craziest part is he learned nothing!

No shit Sherlock. Chris has always been a retard that never learns from his mistakes. That and he shows no remorse. He believes he was wronged.

 

[Erich Honecker]

Judging by the likes of Sun Myung Moon, David Koresh, Charles Manson, and etc., do y'all think it's possible that Chris could have a cult? (Besides the farms of course.) I know it seems unlikely as he is an uncharismatic sperg, but you have to admit he does seem to attract people. If he continues to maintain a large following, continues claiming to be a Jesus figure, and he gets out of jail, he might be able to pull it off. The most likely scenario I'd imagine would be that some weens would create "super funny and totally ironic" cult and then after awhile forget the irony.

Now I know this is extremely unlikely, but it is an entertaining thought experiment to see if people would be retarded enough to follow Chris. Jim Bakker is obviously fraudulent and was proven to be so yet people still follow him.

The real kicker with this is that even though the chances of this are astronomically low, they are never zero.

I think there's a possibility that some retards in 20-30 years read back on Chris's life story and start idolising him, like you say, initially ironically but then some of them will get autistically obsessed and start to think he was some kind of enlightened visionary.

I like to think that people who actually live in the time of Chris, though, can see blatantly how ridiculous his life is and leave it at just enjoying the laughs.

 

[The Marauder]

The day of reckoning is coming

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

How did Chris get Null's physical address?

Probably sent it to Null PO box/ e office thing he has for legal stuff.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Thinking about it, i'm pretty sure they must have a special mental hospital in America for all the nuts who think they are Jesus, Mohammad, Buddha etc.

There are no Federal Mental Hospitals in America. Well aside from the VA. But I think that that’s more of an employment program for the mentally ill. Facilities for the truly insane go by State.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

I know this has all gotten incredibly dark and extremely sad and arguably not funny anymore, but I can live with the idea of an occasional prison letter from Chris in which he gets crazier by the month.

 

[frozenrunner]

He's faking it because he thinks they'll go easier on a crazy person.

 

[Realistic Elephant]