Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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to everyone saying this letter is the damming piece of evidence that gets chris sent up the river, Remember that it's a post on some random forum the old boomers and aging gen xers who work the system know almost nothing about. and as for Heilburg's copy i dont know if he has to surrender it as evidence against his client but even so what makes you think any one's gonna take a word of it seriously?

I doubt neither the letter or the ILJ recordings are going to show up in the courtroom given how they are just random postings by idiots on the internet. Look I know the internet is becoming, if not already so ingrained in our lives and the system that there are entire units devoted to cyber crimes, but the fact remans a bunch of old out of touch farts aren't gonna give two fucks about what got posted to the internet forums, it's still such a big and scary unknown to them that they wanna avoid bringing it into court as much as possible.
 
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Bravefart said:
"Heal, Cleanse, and Clear Barbara of All of her past sins and regrets, and improve her abilities directly and personally, as her Goddess. We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing"? He said it himself, he knows about and understands the concept of "consent" perfectly well.
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My money's still on chris just using words he THINKS people want to hear in order to get what he wants. He parrots anything he hears that he thinks makes him sound smart or insightful.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
to everyone saying this letter is the damming piece of evidence that gets chris sent up the river, Remember that it's a post on some random forum the old boomers and aging gen xers who work the system know almost nothing about. and as for Heilburg's copy i dont know if he has to surrender it as evidence against his client but even so what makes you think any one's gonna take a word of it seriously?

I doubt neither the letter or the ILJ recordings are going to show up in the courtroom given how they are just random postings by idiots on the internet. Look I know the internet is becoming, if not already so ingrained in our lives and the system that there are entire units devoted to cyber crimes, but the fact remans a bunch of old out of touch farts aren't gonna give two fucks about what got posted to the internet forums, it's still such a big and scary unknown to them that they wanna avoid bringing it into court as much as possible.
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I'm just confused as to why he didn't discuss the allegations of him raping his own mother
 
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I doubt neither the letter or the ILJ recordings are going to show up in the courtroom given how they are just random postings by idiots on the internet
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They will show up in my opinion. Would be different if were some conspiracy video made by someone else. But the thing is that Chris actually speaks in thoose videos and mainly were the recordings that did lead to his arrest.
If were written messages would be so different but its his voice. I think they are a really important proof against him.
 
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NoodleFucker3000 said:
I'm so sorry for Null. He did his best. What an ingrate Chris is. All he had to do is keep it in his pants for a couple weeks and he could've gone to the bronycon AND gotten laid. For free.

Also to go even fucking further, Null would have risked jail time himself for aiding Chris. He literally had no other choice than to turn Chris in because of Chris's own actions! What the hell. Null was willing to help him, despite the incest, and Chris just fuckin does this.
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It's all because he was tooo much of an egotist to spend a night or so sleeping in a car maybe going a little hungry and seeing what it'll be like when he's homeless and broke becuase he fucked up so badly. NO no no, only the best for a cpu goddess and nothing less!

I swear incarceration is gonna be one thing but his massive sense of entitlement is not gonna land him any good fortune when he's homeless. The homeless guys have a "code" they live by, and that includes not being an entitled dickhead who has to have everything go your own way.
 
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HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!!!

HE IS RISEN! HALLELUJAH!1

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he's still on about this larping shit? and he's somehow become even more fucking blasphemous.
no but really, this letter just makes chris look like an even bigger tard. i'm sure his attorney will gladly use that to his benefit.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
to everyone saying this letter is the damming piece of evidence that gets chris sent up the river, Remember that it's a post on some random forum the old boomers and aging gen xers who work the system know almost nothing about. and as for Heilburg's copy i dont know if he has to surrender it as evidence against his client but even so what makes you think any one's gonna take a word of it seriously?

I doubt neither the letter or the ILJ recordings are going to show up in the courtroom given how they are just random postings by idiots on the internet. Look I know the internet is becoming, if not already so ingrained in our lives and the system that there are entire units devoted to cyber crimes, but the fact remans a bunch of old out of touch farts aren't gonna give two fucks about what got posted to the internet forums, it's still such a big and scary unknown to them that they wanna avoid bringing it into court as much as possible.
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If he is making the Jesus claims he must be expecting to get sentenced and crucified, he must have sung like a bird and told the officers even stuff he wasn't asked about
 
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Jack Awful said:
What do you guys think:

1. Chris came up with this delusion on his own based on his past knowledge of the scripture

2. Chris came up with it because he started reading the bible again since there's nothing else to do in prison

3. Chris came up with it because there's born again Christians in prison trying to convert the inmates

4. Chris came up with it because he's housed with others believing that they themselves are Jesus and Chris wanted in
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It's probably the second one the most. Chris has nothing better to do then think about his delusions and let them grow larger and larger.

I find it hilarious that Chris even behind bars is still trying to one up the "trolls" and show he is number one. He wouldn't know what reality was even if it slapped him in the face.
 
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And here I thought that maybe jail would - at least somewhat - break his "goddess" delusion.

Then again, he did cope with that one brief time in jail by pretending to be a genie.

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I couldn't help but make this shitty meme
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I also like the one where the sweepstakes started it all.
 
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