Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Thank you for taking the words out of my mouth, @VoidFace . OF COURSE mental health professionals aren't going to tell someone that they're a fucking weirdo. It's kind of part of their job to try to build up people's self-esteem, to make them think that their problems are manageable, and a try to be a sort of parental authority influence. Can you imagine a therapist telling someone "Yeah you're a fucking weirdo pedophile... get the fuck out of my office you piece of shit"

Lucas has a real problem with the concept that a person can say or do one thing, but actually feel the opposite.

I remember somebody who talked to him said that he has a real hard time grasping the idea that a girl will tell him she has a boyfriend when she doesn't. And that a woman may smile because she's uncomfortable and trying not to provoke him, and not because she likes him.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I do not like, or admire, Lucas's yeast infection. His oral thrush does not entertain or amuse me. Especially when he presents it as a "sex toy." The same type of fungus that plagues puss puss has colonized Lucas's mouth.

The serial killer analogy is delightful, and spot on. Lucas can't eat like he wants to today, but he can stimulate himself, relive the experience of past feasts, by visiting the Clinkerdagger and filming himself foodie wanking. Calls to mind ol' Gary returning to the scene of his crimes between murders, trying to capture some of the power and joy he felt while strangling his victim before he could go out and do it again.

Beauty is subjective. Yet it seems that Lucas hasn't had many beautiful experiences in his life, if gruesome overeating is in the running for the most beautiful experience. Yet I suspect that if Lucas had been married, had children, graduated college, climbed Mt. Everest, overeating would still be in the running.

Spoiler: on cats and tormenting fat faggots

I am, by all accounts, a macho jackass. I am also the owner of an abnormally large number of cats, and the "benefactor" of a local feral colony that I have systematically sterilized and adopted out. A cruel, testosterone poisoned disposition is not necessarily incompatible with cat fancy.

I am an ogre, and I do not require a pet to drive home the point or make a statement about my identity. Many of my fellow ogres would not be caught dead with anything but a pitbull, or some fighting dog with an exotic-sounding name and bloody pedigree. They are lesser ogres.

I've long thought of my interest in Wernology (and lolcows in general) as largely driven by a jock's instinct to hector the fag. It is difficult to feel sympathy for Lucas because he is monstrous, so the jock instinct is allowed its fullest expression. But maybe that's the wrong way to think about it.

Maybe I relate to Lucas the way my favorite cat relates to his "screaming toy." It's a stupid, fluffy little contraption that makes agonized chirps when he fucks with it. It sounds like a dying animal in distress, and my cat cannot get enough of it. From my human POV, it seems something about it excites his predatory instincts, feels right to him, allows him to be a cat doing cat things even though he is in an air-conditioned house and wearing a collar.

I'd like to think that the cat gets the same thing out of the toy that I get out of one of @klickitat's Lucas compilations.

You're a good cat dad. ❤

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Lucas likes InfoWars that's funny

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas likes InfoWars that's funny
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Lucas is a true lolcow. And as a true lolcow, he rejects advice.

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

Lucas has a real problem with the concept that a person can say or do one thing, but actually feel the opposite.

I remember somebody who talked to him said that he has a real hard time grasping the idea that a girl will tell him she has a boyfriend when she doesn't. And that a woman may smile because she's uncomfortable and trying not to provoke him, and not because she likes him.

I‘m not a mental health professional, but generally speaking: low emotional intelligence, threats to commit suicide without any intention, violence towards animals from an early age, inability to hold a job or housing, outbursts of rage….usually all that points to antisocial personality disorders like sociopathy.

I’m not saying that he’s a serial killer, but I think @GleamingTheQ-Bert hit the nail on the head when he said that Lucas didn’t spend fifty days in jail for “just throwing a glass and missing at Suzanne.” I think he had a long time to sit in that cell and decided he only wanted to date women he could control, women who could be intimidated to do what he wants and not to press charges. And that would happen to be young girls, but he’d have to get them desperate and pregnant to control them.

So far, I think we’ve lucked out that he’s just so disgusting and off putting to all women (and girls, men, and animals), that all his attempts to control someone new have been thwarted. Also, curious to hear @meat Pump’s perspective on this.

TL;DR: I don’t think schizophrenia is the big mental health diagnosis Lucas is hiding.

 

[Twrx]

Lucas likes InfoWars that's funny
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Not suprising. Fat crazed piece of shit, likes fat crazed piece of shit.

 

[Zaz]

I‘m not a mental health professional, but generally speaking: low emotional intelligence, threats to commit suicide without any intention, violence towards animals from an early age, inability to hold a job or housing, outbursts of rage….usually all that points to antisocial personality disorders like sociopathy.

I’m not saying that he’s a serial killer, but I think @GleamingTheQ-Bert hit the nail on the head when he said that Lucas didn’t spend fifty days in jail for “just throwing a glass and missing at Suzanne.” I think he had a long time to sit in that cell and decided he only wanted to date women he could control, women who could be intimidated to do what he wants and not to press charges. And that would happen to be young girls, but he’d have to get them desperate and pregnant to control them.

So far, I think we’ve lucked out that he’s just so disgusting and off putting to all women (and girls, men, and animals), that all his attempts to control someone new have been thwarted. Also, curious to hear @meat Pump’s perspective on this.

TL;DR: I don’t think schizophrenia is the big mental health diagnosis Lucas is hiding.

Personally, I think Lucas has had an attraction to young girls ever since he changed his nieces diapers. He talks about it like he took a bullet for someone. That was clearly a defining moment in his life that he remembers very fondly. I don't think Lucas is capable of even rationalizing or explaining his attraction in any psychological way, he's too stupid for that. That's why he pretends he's backed up by science. That's just my opinion though.

 

[PrincessKidana]

Oh look... Wern talking about sugar daddies. I think he is just complaining about them because he will never have enough money to actually be one. "I'm not trying to sound like I'm entitled to your pussy..." Except every video he makes says he believes otherwise.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

'Nobody within the psych field that i've asked says that i'm weird or anything like that'

Uh huh. Normal people don't ask people 'in the psych field' whether they think they are weird. Normal people wouldn't be in the position, nor have the inclination to do so. and mentally ill loons like you, upon asking such a question will always be told no because the doctor in question doesn't want a crazy person spazzing out on them for telling them the truth

Lucas has tried appealing to the women of Gen-Z to date him.
Lucas has tried appealing to the men of Gen-Z to yeet him a bae.
Lucas now attempts to appeal to supposed "silver foxes" to teach him their methods of picking up zoomer puss-puss.

I think this really gives good evidence to the theory that Lucas mistakes father-daughter (or even professor-student) pairs as "oh they must be having sex".
There is no way there are as many older men dating younger women as Lucas claims there are.

Also lol Lucas talking about his Tinder problems.

something tells me he wouldn’t like dogs much either

Well considering dogs are extremely perceptive and extremely protective of their owners, dogs wouldn't much like the creepy hobo predator giving off "danger" vibes every half a millisecond.

Fatty just posted this:

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... Where did he get the idea that this woman makes fun of him? Isn't this one of the lolcows that the geek room follows? That's the only time I've heard anyone mention foodie beauty...

Imagine the pure-bred lolcows that could be brought into this world if Lucas's magical electric sperm fertilized Chantal's fecund zygote!

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Quit Simping To These Hoes

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Ninjaed.

I can't believe Lucas thinks a women's body "metabolizes" semen, as if its being burned for quick energy like a granola bar on a hike.

He's so goddamn stupid.

And what is this " good for you like fruits, vegetables, and COLD water ..."

Since when does drinking water need to be cold to be beneficial?

Can u imagine the world of Lucas's science? His sperm would be up there on the top of the food pyramid....make sure you get 3-4 servings of grain, 4-6 servings of Lucas's semen....

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

ok…

 

[Twrx]

I'm still looking for it, but there is no bigger simp than Lucas. He once posted an attraction sign, where he listed a bunch of prescription narcotics, said he has some prescription card and could get a millennial woman whatever narcotics she wanted. It's been posted, I'm just having trouble hunting it down.

 

[Wernology]

HA! So, Lucas blocked me on Youtube; I noticed I didn't see his shit in livechats a couple days ago but didn't think much of it.

When I reply to comments he leaves on my videos, however, it shows his ugly generated channel "username" of UCtdEs4_DfmmgGLEl3LqQ2YA as the tag instead of his name.

I wonder if he legitimately thought blocking me would mean I wouldn't see comments he leaves on his own videos.

Sadly, it means he won't see any replies to the comments that I make but we all know fatty won't be able to resist either logging out to look or unblocking me to look.

Good thing I have other Youtube accounts for the lives he's in.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I'm still looking for it, but there is no bigger simp than Lucas. He once posted an attraction sign, where he listed a bunch of prescription narcotics, said he has some prescription card and could get a millennial woman whatever narcotics she wanted. It's been posted, I'm just having trouble hunting it down.

From his early FB. Makes an appearance on one of @klickitat 's Vintage Wern collections.

He apparently went through a phase where he posted a lot of pics of handwritten love notes, addressed at all literate millennials with juicy wombs.

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

LMAO @ Lucas saying he won’t ”simp to these hoes” and in the same breath saying that he supports the legalization of prostitution, and that he would pay for sex. Lucas, dear, and I do mean that in the most facetious way possible, please take a glance at the last eighty or so of Russell Greer’s pages here on the farms. Trust me, news about you is going to spread like wild fire in the sex worker industry. I know I read about you luring vulnerable young women in with alcohol and drugs before or during the time you lived with the roommate who posted on here months backs, and any guy with a DV charge and taking and posting unsolicited pics and videos of women are gonna be red flags in the SW community.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Prostitution is perfectly fine and should be legal everywhere.

But don't give in to these ho's!

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

And what is this " good for you like fruits, vegetables, and COLD water ..."

Since when does drinking water need to be cold to be beneficial?

I've seen articles that go on about cold water increasing your metabolic rate for a short while or some kind of shit like that but even if it's true or not it's still one of those things like why is this coming from someone who posts videos of themself drinking sauce condiments out of the bottle, eats off the pavement where birds shit, leaves perishable food sitting out at room temp all night then eats it late into the next day, gets bacterial lesions on their body from exceptionally poor hygiene, this is the guy trying to flex some health knowledge on ya.

Even when it comes to articles that might be true fatty will dissect them and then Frankenstein them into his pseudoscience bullshit in a context that's just objectively not true. I'm honestly impressed that someone who seems to spend so much time reading scholarly articles actually gets observably less informed on the topic it covers after reading it. His capacity for failure is almost limitless.

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

I‘m not a mental health professional, but generally speaking: low emotional intelligence, threats to commit suicide without any intention, violence towards animals from an early age, inability to hold a job or housing, outbursts of rage….usually all that points to antisocial personality disorders like sociopathy.

I’m not saying that he’s a serial killer, but I think @GleamingTheQ-Bert hit the nail on the head when he said that Lucas didn’t spend fifty days in jail for “just throwing a glass and missing at Suzanne.” I think he had a long time to sit in that cell and decided he only wanted to date women he could control, women who could be intimidated to do what he wants and not to press charges. And that would happen to be young girls, but he’d have to get them desperate and pregnant to control them.

So far, I think we’ve lucked out that he’s just so disgusting and off putting to all women (and girls, men, and animals), that all his attempts to control someone new have been thwarted. Also, curious to hear @meat Pump’s perspective on this.

TL;DR: I don’t think schizophrenia is the big mental health diagnosis Lucas is hiding.

I don't even believe the bipolar thing he throws around. After all the high dose mood medications and antipsychotics they have pumped into him over the years we would have seen a big difference between Pukers on the pills versus off of them. I think they may even have injected him with the long lasting shit at some point and even that didn't do jack. They don't affect his thinking or his moods at ALL. Because all that dumb shit about genetics is an obsession...not a psychotic delusion. If he were truly skitzo he would have gone full "targeted individual" ages ago. And the tantrums are nothing like real manic episodes.

The pills they give him just sedate him a little bit. With the medication he acts like he just took some ludes or valium. That is not what happens when truly ill people take that stuff. And don't say "they just haven't found the right meds yet" as he's been rx'ed just about everything known to chemistry by now. He has been in the system for over 20 years and the only treatment they haven't tried by now is probably the ole icepick lobotomy.

His problem is his character. He is an evil and twisted person and he's also dumber than a box of tampons. Unfortunately there's not much the medical field can do for either of those conditions. That's why his fortunes never look up.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

#WernTimeMachine

The seven part "rap" titled 1990s girls on his channel are hilarious.. and this comment made me spit out my coffee.

playlist:-

1990s Chicks by Lucas Werner - YouTube

www.youtube.com

 

[Wernology]

We're in another Big Head Phase.

Maybe We Can

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