Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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The golden neckbeard said:
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Remember those chat logs where he said he would probably be killing himself soon and not to try to convince him otherwise?

It's going to happen soon. If Lowtax lives to see 2022 it will be because he doesn't have the balls to do it, not because he has the strength to persevere. He has tax debt, medical debt, oncoming child support/divorce rape, expensive habits, failing health, a legacy in flames, public hatred, and very little income.

To get out of his situation would take hard work, dedication, and strong personal beliefs. His lolsorandom xD nihilist outlook on life deprives him of the tools necessary for survival in his position. I don't want him to die, I just believe that he's a bitch who doesn't have what it takes to recover from this.
 
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AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
Remember those chat logs where he said he would probably be killing himself soon and not to try to convince him otherwise?

It's going to happen soon. If Lowtax lives to see 2022 it will be because he doesn't have the balls to do it, not because he has the strength to persevere. He has tax debt, medical debt, oncoming child support/divorce rape, expensive habits, failing health, a legacy in flames, public hatred, and very little income.

To get out of his situation would take hard work, dedication, and strong personal beliefs. His lolsorandom xD nihilist outlook on life deprives him of the tools necessary for survival in his position. I don't want him to die, I just believe that he's a bitch who doesn't have what it takes to recover from this.
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Just watch him and DSP high fiving on the ashes of civilization after the coming nuclear war.
 
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William S. Sessions said:
on the subject of mcmansions, is there a collection of photos of lowtax's primetime mcmansion home?
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I remember his house was pretty nice. nothing like what he lives in now.

I remember one of the guys...holy Knights of the Mangosteen i think on TNE scoped the place out and walked around and peaked through windows and shit real creepy style while he still lived there and it was really fancy and posted the pictures. Think he shoved some nonsense in the mailbox also.
 
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northstar747 said:
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Oh Rich, life is so cruel while you sit there wallowing in self-pity because you haven't received the vindication you so clearly deserve by working through your issues and accepting you're actually a giant piece of shit man-child. All that garbage in the background of his streams that hasn't moved in months is all the proof anyone needs.
 
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White Devil said:
You left out Boca Raton, which is probably the Jew stronghold of the State.
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I really don't see them. ...thats all the beach area's and what not.

The vast majority of Florida is rural swampland and nature preserves. This is where Florida southernism culture thrives and survives. Official Cracker country. The cities have always been a lost cause full of out of state boomers since the invention of Air Conditioning.

I am an hour north from Tampa. Boomers don't come up this way unless to hike in the swamp and look at gators or swim in one of the many healing natural mineral springs that dot the state like Chaszkowitzka or Weeki Wachi or others
 

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I don't see any discussions about Lowtax's recent stream so it looks like nobody hated themselves enough to tune in for it. He's so fucking boring that people can't even hate watch anymore.

During yesterday's stream he talked about how he got a call earlier from his therapist's office informing him that his therapist is now dead due to some kind of heart disease. Because of this, he is no longer going to therapy as he hates the process for finding a therapist and has had a lot of negative experiences which he proceeds to go into. According to him, he's had multiple therapists in the past who were completely outwardly rude to him. One of which frequently ate during therapy sessions, fell asleep on him during a conversation and at some point handed Lowtax his cell phone and made him reply to another patient who was texting him questions about an upcoming appointment. Apparently, another psychiatrist he had complained to Lowtax about how bad his breath smelled to his face during their very first appointment together. So I guess old LT has some issues with brushing his teeth. I've time stamped the moment of the stream where he starts talking about these experiences.

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Gaming Garbage Live: THE ORIGINAL HORRIBLE PUNISHER MOVIE HAAHAHAHAHaaa

get ready to lol online
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I tuned out afterwards because he started watching the original Punisher movie from 1989 in its entirety with his audience. I dunno how he's allowed to stream that legally without getting taken down, but whatever.
 
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John Ligma said:
I don't see any discussions about Lowtax's recent stream so it looks like nobody hated themselves enough to tune in for it. He's so fucking boring that people can't even hate watch anymore.

During yesterday's stream he talked about how he got a call earlier from his therapist's office informing him that his therapist is now dead due to some kind of heart disease. Because of this, he is no longer going to therapy as he hates the process for finding a therapist and has had a lot of negative experiences which he proceeds to go into. According to him, he's had multiple therapists in the past who were completely outwardly rude to him. One of which frequently ate during therapy sessions, fell asleep on him during a conversation and at some point handed Lowtax his cell phone and made him reply to another patient who was texting him questions about an upcoming appointment. Apparently, another psychiatrist he had complained to Lowtax about how bad his breath smelled to his face during their very first appointment together. So I guess old LT has some issues with brushing his teeth. I've time stamped the moment of the stream where he starts talking about these experiences.

youtu.be

Gaming Garbage Live: THE ORIGINAL HORRIBLE PUNISHER MOVIE HAAHAHAHAHaaa

get ready to lol online
youtu.be youtu.be

I tuned out afterwards because he started watching the original Punisher movie from 1989 in its entirety with his audience. I dunno how he's allowed to stream that legally without getting taken down, but whatever.
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That first therapist sounds fucking awful, but frankly the second therapist mentioned might actually be OK depending on the context. If Low T was talking about depression affecting his hygiene or people reacting strangely to him IRL or something it could be completely relevant.
 
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John Ligma said:
So I guess old LT has some issues with brushing his teeth.
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Brush your teeth, DICK! Didn't it get through to you that your breath is disgusting and foul and you are a repulsive creep, when even your own therapist openly complains about your disgusting crypt breath?

Can you imagine how vile this fucked up freak's breath is when even paid professionals are visibly repulsed by it?
John Ligma said:
his therapist is now dead due to some kind of heart disease.
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Typical narcissistic Dickard. Someone else died. Now let me tell you how it's all about me.
 
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John Ligma said:
During yesterday's stream he talked about how he got a call earlier from his therapist's office informing him that his therapist is now dead due to some kind of heart disease. Because of this, he is no longer going to therapy as he hates the process for finding a therapist and has had a lot of negative experiences which he proceeds to go into.
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I love that one of the people in the chat asked if the guy committed suicide. It's a fair question, I'm pretty sure being Lowtax's therapist would drive most people to do it. :story:

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Can you imagine how vile this fucked up freak's breath is when even paid professionals are visibly repulsed by it?
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"My breath stinks because I got shit coming out of my lungs" would be a great addition to random.txt!

My favorite was the one therapist who specialized in shame. Too bad the message never quite sunk in, as Lowtax seems completely unfamiliar with the concept.
 
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