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Him saying that he's the premier new release guy that everyone rushes to see is bullshit, though.
Maybe ten years ago? I only ever actually watch his videos when its a TIHYDP for CoD, just to see him getting pounded and make myself feel better about my lack of skill.
 
"I'm just a damn video game streamer". Yes, but one that has alienated himself and relied on misrepresentations of his situation to ask for gin and gacha money.

He needs to shut the fuck up about it. He complains that people want to believe the worst about him? We keep underestimating how low this swine can go.

Edit: how far can his delusions go?
 
Phil has been saying this was a "concerted effort" in regards to the bank leaks. As far as I know, and from everyone else I've seen here, the bank leaks were done by one person on their own. They even outlined some details of how they did it, and how it was not exactly breaking the Da Vinci code.

He does have a right to be pissed about it, since who wouldn't be. However, I have no sympathy for such a scumbag person, especially considering the leaks have only affirmed (and even exceeded) all our speculations all along.

He never even addressed the contents of the leaks, and he never will, because it is just too goddamn incriminating.

And if course, we see stupid people like Jaxx Raxxor just continuing to give him money without a moment's pause.
 
Phil has been saying this was a "concerted effort" in regards to the bank leaks. As far as I know, and from everyone else I've seen here, the bank leaks were done by one person on their own. They even outlined some details of how they did it, and how it was not exactly breaking the Da Vinci code.

He does have a right to be pissed about it, since who wouldn't be. However, I have no sympathy for such a scumbag person, especially considering the leaks have only affirmed (and even exceeded) all our speculations all along.

He never even addressed the contents of the leaks, and he never will, because it is just too goddamn incriminating.

And if course, we see stupid people like Jaxx Raxxor just continuing to give him money without a moment's pause.

If the leak showed that Phil was right and he was living within his means and using his money wisely he would have a leg to stand on with his woe-is-me gin tweets.

You can't lie for a decade, call anyone that questions you a mentally ill slanderer, and then have your bank statements show everyone is 100% correct and play the victim card. If he wasn't scamming on the daily there wouldn't be an interest in accessing his bank in the first place.
 
Crazy how he knows that everyone else knows he has gambling and alcohol addictions, and that he's scamming his viewers, but still has no self awareness to realize there's something wrong with what he's doing, still thinks he's doing nothing wrong. I guess that's power of autism.
he's been doing this for years, it's been a long time since he felt bad about faking circumstances to bleed his viewers for more money.
for Phil, it's just another day in the office.
finally he feels entitled to the money, since he thinks he is providing a life-changing service.
It's easy to spot those people. Ask someone what he does, while you know what he actually does.
depending on his description on what he does, you'll get if he is a Phil or not.
I've met people who did nothing important as a day-to-day job and they convinced themselves that the whole world owes them.
 

i like how he pretends that were the liars with make believe ideas rather than people with video proof and other shit to call him out on him being the scamming liar

"I'm just a damn video game streamer". Yes, but one that has alienated himself and relied on misrepresentations of his situation to ask for gin and gacha money.

He needs to shut the fuck up about it. He complains that people want to believe the worst about him? We keep underestimating how low this swine can go.

Edit: how far can his delusions go?
someone who wants zero interaction with others in video games

someone who doesnt wish to play a large variety of video games

someone who just wants to rake in money playing video games
 
One of the best things about the leaks is that I can now get a fairly accurate representation of what his CPM for video views has historically been -- and holy shit did it increase since COVID:

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I took the average of his CPM (prior to receiving Super Chats/Memberships) and got 2.24. Thus I have updated the CPM calculation on the spreadsheet to 2.2 (instead of 1.0) which brings his YT revenue calculation closer to the actual amount received. Now that we have some objective data, I feel more comfortable with less "low-balling" since it should be pretty close regardless.

Remember, this is all fake information because Phil said so.
 
Phil

Go and visit a psychiatrist or doctor. You do not need to tell anyone about this. Tell them "I think I have a drinking problem". Tell them you are interested in a medication called ReVia. The doctor has heard thousands of stories just like yours, they will not judge you.

ReVia is a medication that can help a great amount with alcohol. You can still drink as much as you want. It will just remove a part of the pleasure associated with it.

It also helps with gambling.
 
Phil

Go and visit a psychiatrist or doctor. You do not need to tell anyone about this. Tell them "I think I have a drinking problem". Tell them you are interested in a medication called ReVia. The doctor has heard thousands of stories just like yours, they will not judge you.

ReVia is a medication that can help a great amount with alcohol. You can still drink as much as you want. It will just remove a part of the pleasure associated with it.

It also helps with gambling.
Just give him a pill and leave him somewhere.

Real talk, I don't think Phil would benefit from any kind of medication or therapy, since it requires both honesty and a willingness to change
 
My hypothesis, for all that's worth, is that Phil got used to spending specific amounts of money on himself back in those gravy train days while with machinima. His income dried up but his lifestyle did not. He cannot go back to spending less as he'll perceive himself being less successful. The trolls would win if he has to downsize and cut back. It's why he stubbornly refuses to get a more suitable home elsewhere too.

Credit cards and loans masked the issue he had of less to spend with what was earned/given to him. He still cannot believe he has to accept his new financial reality.
 
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My hypothesis, for all that's worth, is that Phil got used to spending specific amounts of money on himself back in those gravy train days while with machinima. His income dried up but his lifestyle did not. He cannot go back to spending less as he'll perceive himself being less successful. The trolls would win if he has to downsize and cut back. It's why he stubbornly refuses to get a more suitable home elsewhere too.

Credit cards and loans masked the issue he had of less to spend with what was earned/given to him. He still cannot believe he has to accept his new financial reality.
It's like a combination of his stubbornness, his blind comprehension of pride, his greed for consoomerism and his desire to pig out on as many things as he possibly can during his off time.

He's run into the ground of how absolutely jealous people must be of him and his successes in life, but whenever I hear him throw around that line of reasoning, it almost sounds like he wants people to feel jealous by reinforcing this idea that he's not actually a bit of a cunt and selfish scumbag, but that trolls and haters are genuinely seething with hatred and rage at Phil's living situation right now.

If this is indeed the case then I think all the gin and other alcohol has reversed his brain thinking like he did back in 2011, there isn't anything wrong about how he conducts himself or how he presents his content in any fashion, but he's surrounded by haters pushing fake narratives that he openly hates his audience, hates playing games that present even the slightest bit of challenge and hates people telling him how to improve his content (his mentality hasn't truly grown that much, even though he likes to parade around this idea that he's this muhture aduhlt, it's rather very far from the truth).
 
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"I'm just a damn video game streamer". Yes, but one that has alienated himself and relied on misrepresentations of his situation to ask for gin and gacha money.

He needs to shut the fuck up about it. He complains that people want to believe the worst about him? We keep underestimating how low this swine can go.

Edit: how far can his delusions go?
His bullshit won't end. Ever. He will 100% always deny wrongdoing, and blame the detractors, until such time as he quits this "job" he has, and gives up on making money by panhandling, with a camera on. And even then, when he stops streaming, he'll maintain that he did nothing wrong, and his life would have been perfect had the haters just left him alone. There's a level of narcissism at play, but mostly it comes down to this; if he admits it all, comes clean, etc, he's fucked. And he knows he's fucked. His whales will quickly beach themselves, and all he'll have left will be the haters, superchatting him taunts for $2. And Dave is far, far too thin skinned, narcissistic, and pathetic to handle that.
 
I still can't believe that he's still blaming his accountant for something that happened OVER FIVE YEARS AGO.
And he has done nothing to fix the problem since discovering it.
Phil now officially stating he has lawyers to deal with "all the trolling"
lol. Dude has to lie as much as he spends money on gacha.
wait lmao is he buying a new set of headphones just so he can wear hats on stream?
No. He just wants the headphones. He has streamed recently with no headphones at all killing 2 lies in one stream.
My favorite thing from today was when Phil said he had to spend money now on people to help him take care of what’s going on behind the scenes,
That he has to make up this lie is hilarious. He lost all his other avenues of excuses. How long until the dents realize this is a ruse too?
Holy shit i'm OIC
I'm almost oic.
lol. cry harder Phail. Imagine hating people you don't even know because they figured out you're a con man. You'll have to prove there is a conspiracy theory first. And it's not that hard to set up a new bank account. In fact it's so simple, you don't even need a lawyer to do it.
My hypothesis, for all that's worth, is that Phil got used to spending specific amounts of money on himself back in those gravy train days while with machinima. His income dried up but his lifestyle did not. He cannot go back to spending less as he'll perceive himself being less successful. The trolls would win if he has to downsize and cut back. It's why he stubbornly refuses to get a more suitable home elsewhere too.

Credit cards and loans masked the issue he had of less to spend with what was earned/given to him. He still cannot believe he has to accept his new financial reality.
He just has to realize that 'dA tRoLz' won already regardless.
His bullshit won't end. Ever. He will 100% always deny wrongdoing, and blame the detractors, until such time as he quits this "job" he has, and gives up on making money by panhandling, with a camera on. And even then, when he stops streaming, he'll maintain that he did nothing wrong, and his life would have been perfect had the haters just left him alone. There's a level of narcissism at play, but mostly it comes down to this; if he admits it all, comes clean, etc, he's fucked. And he knows he's fucked. His whales will quickly beach themselves, and all he'll have left will be the haters, superchatting him taunts for $2. And Dave is far, far too thin skinned, narcissistic, and pathetic to handle that.
The funniest thing to be seen would be him going out into the wild, talking to people you know about his tale, they watch his videos, and come back and tell him everyone else was right. His deflated body would be priceless. I imagine it has happened already though but through the wife.
 
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