Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[the seeker]

The arrest wasn't the "end of Chris-Chan". This is a new saga of Prision Chris

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

Chris is a christlike figure in the sense that he seems to have been created and sent to earth by God for the sole reason of getting owned in a really humiliating fashion

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

Just skipped 20 pages of shit from overnight.

Did I miss any important developments?

I mean really important such as as futher communication from Mrs Sonichu or something from the authorities or her lawyer.

Not really. Just confirming what we already knew since day one:

- Chris believes fucking his mom “healed” her, something he already claimed to Bella.
- Chris believes divine intervention will set him free in the end, something he shouted during his arrest, too.
- Chris still doesn’t understand the EPO as he thinks he did no wrong taking money from Barb as he planned on paying it back.

The only new development is that he now claims to literally be Jesus in the flesh, and that he has been “stealing” prayers and praise Christians have been giving Jesus because, surprise, Chris was Jesus all along! You’ve apparently been worshipping him all along! Zikes!

 

[Child of the Moon]

Never understood why anyone in their right mind would support (=give money) to this guy.
This letter is nothing shocking or a new side of Chris.
I still don't think he's insane, it's just him larping as always.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Note to self:

If you help Jesus Chan the most, then you become Judas

 

[WaveBreak]

Historical Jesus? Possibly. Biblical Jesus, the Son Jahweh and Messiah? Nah.

Basically, Monty Python got it right in Life of Brian.

This is one of my fav subjects so huge autistic sperg below, be warned.

Yeah historical jesus did exist, almost all scholars agree. There’s a lot of evidence, more evidence than for the majority of historical figures that lived in the first century. As far as I understand there are a few things that are undeniable: he was baptized by john, he was crucified by pontius pilate. From what I understand, he lived in the age of apostles when people where essentially craving for something more spiritual. Most romans didn’t fully believe in their own gods and judaism was too dated essentially (the god of the old and new testament is remarkable different) jesus was one of many ‘charlatans’ who attempted to fill this gap. What monty python portrayed, the rows of preacers next to eachother, is quite historically accurate iirc. Jesus did teach some good things, he was actually promoting some good values. But he got killed by the jews because he was of course a threat to their religion. It’s interesting to note that all the books that make up the bible are coming from various, currently non- existing sources that were passed along in word of mouth. Therefore the bible is very poluted. The majority of the things happening have been embellished to make it more convincing. The crucifixion was given a purpose, they even made a happy ending by him totally coming back to live again. And of course they didnt forget to give themselves quite the role (the apostles) just look at peter, he’s holding the keys to the gates of heaven? It’s interesting when you look at the bible theough a historical perspective and notice the changes. This is my favorite, one i thought up myself btw!
At the trail of jesus, the people can chose between hanging barabas or jesus. Its interesting to note that before alteration, barabas name was actually Jesus Barabas. And guess what barabas means? It means son of the father. Essentially the public can chose between hanging jesus or jesus. But for different reasons. One for being ‘the king of the jews’ and the other for being a criminal. They hang the king. I believe this is a methaphor for the christians believing he was killed for an unjust reason, he was killed for standing up for them, instead of being a criminal

 

[KifflomKween]

Went from a silly autist on the internet to full schizo breakdown. Hopefuly he will get the help he needs now.

Spoiler: Armchair

I've talked to other schizos on the internet with similar ideas of "Judgement Day" or "Dimensional Merges" of sorts, and when this "merge" did happen, that's when theyd fall off the deep end. Old books on psychoanalysis I've read describe a schizoid breakdown or schizophrenia as when the barrier between the inner world and outside world disappears in a patients mind (a merge). Something to think about.

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

Im so glad Chris is going out with a bang.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Only Chris can break 70 pages in less than 24 hours on this site even as he stews in jail.

To Mr heilburg I hope you can at least convince the prosecution to take some pity on Chris and give at least a year in the clink with serious rehab and real actual therapists handling him when he's on parole

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Never understood why anyone in their right mind would support (=give money) to this guy.
This letter is nothing shocking or a new side of Chris.
I still don't think he's insane, it's just him larping as always.

It's one hell of a larp coping, if he's taking it this far. This is a serious issue Chris is facing, and rather than writing a normal letter of how he's doing and his future, we get stuff like this.

 

[Everybody]

He even wrote his stress-sigh out..
Poor Jesus Chris!

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

Went from a silly autist on the internet to full schizo breakdown. Hopefuly he will get the help he needs now.

Spoiler: Armchair

I've talked to other schizos on the internet with similar ideas of "Judgement Day" or "Dimensional Merges" of sorts, and when this "merge" did happen, that's when theyd fall off the deep end. Old books on psychoanalysis I've read describe a schizoid breakdown or schizophrenia as when the barrier between the inner world and outside world disappears in a patients mind (a merge). Something to think about.

Honestly, this isn’t anything new nor groundbreaking for Chris. He’s been LARPing as a doomsday Goddess for years now.

 

[ZehnBoat]

"I stand alone against your mad, deadly, world-wide conspiratorial gangster computer god Communism, with wall-to-wall deadly gangster protection." - Chris chan

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Is Chris getting better?

 

[Pyra]

I'm curious where Chris absorbed this from. Was it brainwashed into him before he was jailed? Has he been socialising with the schizos? Does the jail have a regular visiting chaplain that hosts services for inmates?

He's probably only allowed to have a bible to read from in jail.

 

[sir Twenty Goodmen]

sooo, do we have to go along with this and call him christ chan from now, or we only need to enable delusion when they think they are females?

 

[SaltyFanta]

If Chris thinks he's Jesus, who was a man, does that mean we can finally close the lid on the transtrender saga and never speak of it again?

He did sign Chris Chan instead of Christine...

 

[Mason Verger]

Only Chris can break 70 pages in less than 24 hours on this site even as he stews in jail.

I was so disappointed we couldn’t even get the slightest temp check on Chris due to the continuance. Anything, any little detail, was prime to make a meal out of. I was ready to theory craft for another two months based solely on the condition of Chris hair and the deeper meaning behind various scoffs and sighs.

Ah but this.. niggas we can run with this for a while. A full on, text book savior/Christ figure complex. Clears a LOT of positive, optimistic outcomes off the board at the very least.

This also shows that an enterprising apostle can get some good shit outta him if you write him. Have at it, disciples of the church of the motherfucker. Go record our scriptures.

 

[Coleslaw]

Imagine if Fiona had never leaked the recording.

 

[Crusader King 1]

I guess its true what they say, you really do find Jesus in prison.