Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Professor Iris]

Is Chris getting better?

If by 'better', you mean not once referring to his imaginary friends in his koo-koo bananays letter, then....maybe?

I'd argue that his situation has...evolved. He may not believe in the Dimensional Merge anymore, seeing as how it's 'concluded', but it had been replaced by an even bigger Messiah Complex, one where he outright states to be the Son of God, which is fucking blasphemy if ever I saw it.

...I mean, just picture Christ-Chan coming down from the heavens as people sing, "MY GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD" only for him to let loose a loud fart and shit himself there and then, right before he falls on his face and rambles about the trolls and how Sonichu #0 is 'The way, the truth and the life." You'd see him crucified faster than it takes for a liberal to crumple upon hearing the wrong pronouns.

One can only hope they start medicating him before he starts seeing gremlins, too.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Why do people never go crazy and decide they're actually the reincarnated Muhammad?

People have done it but the Muslims shut it down real quick and they don't believe in DMCA's

 

[AnOminous]

It makes me sad, because this is practically textbook manic state, with schizophrenia added on. He must have been bipolar to some degree all along, and being in jail has caused a BIG break. The only hope for him is a tailored set of meds, and I wonder if jail is even a place where you CAN get that.

He's not going to get an insanity defense out of this, but if he shows up in court floridly tarding out, they'll make sure he's medicated to the point he isn't bouncing off the walls before the trial. They're likely to do this even if they think he's faking it. As an example, Brian David Mitchell, the kidnapper of Elizabeth Smart, spent something like eight years in arguing about his competence to stand trial, and was ultimately convicted and sentenced to life.

And IMO he was pretty blatantly hamming it up.

So if he hasn't got his shit together before the next hearing, they'll probably drug him up at least enough he isn't actively sperging about Jesus and shit.

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

- Chris admits to fucking Barbie Chan.
- Chris admits to violating the EPO.

These are the two major things he will be charged with and here he is telling everyone that, yup, I done did it y’all. He does so publicly as he asked Josh to show the letter to whoever. I can only assume he either didn’t tell his lawyer about this, or did and disregarded his advice not to write it in the first place.

 

[PinPonMota]

If you think about it, the holy trinity states that God is Jesus, Jesus is the Holy Spirit, and The Holy Spirit is God...

So God banged Mary who had Jesus... and Jesus is God...

Jesus banged his mom...
Chris Banged his mom.

Makes sense.

 

[Mason Verger]

Not really. Just confirming what we already knew since day one:

- Chris believes fucking his mom “healed” her, something he already claimed to Bella.
- Chris believes divine intervention will set him free in the end, something he shouted during his arrest, too.
- Chris still doesn’t understand the EPO as he thinks he did no wrong taking money from Barb as he planned on paying it back.

The only new development is that he now claims to literally be Jesus in the flesh, and that he has been “stealing” prayers and praise Christians have been giving Jesus because, surprise, Chris was Jesus all along! You’ve apparently been worshipping him all along! Zikes!

I don’t know, the confirmation from THE trusted source that Chris is not playing the compliant, repentant retard card and instead leaning waaaay the fuck into the insanity plea is pretty huge. Chris submitting to therapy and quiet anonymity behind a closed hospital door would’ve been the end of the Chris saga.

This shit? Better than even I had hoped for. And he’s sending this stuff to his Jewish lawyer too? Them fools didn’t even believe in jesus the first time around. Got an uphill climb on that one, Chris.

 

[champthom]

If Chris was a bit brighter, I'd say she was playing the fool to feign insanity, but knowing Chris, she's probably reached the point where she's full delusional.

It was a lot simpler back when people pretended to be his girlfriend.

 

[STN]

I guess him retreating deeper into his delusions was expected. His obsession with money and how it is the defining factor in how he views other people is interesting. Despite Null having helped Chris make 5 times what he is insinuating you "denied" him; Null is being compared to the Judas Iscariot for not giving Chris instant gratification.

A correspondence with Chris would be inadvisable at the moment as he is in a fear and delusion fueled defensive state and any form of criticism or objection to his views would only drive him deeper into his hole and further from reality. The longer he is where he is, away from his distractions, is for the better. I'm really interested to see where he will be in few months.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

This reminds me of the letter Stede Bonnet wrote to the governor of South Carolina. Shit is fantastic.

You know Chris, they're called Penitentiaries because you're supposed to seek penitence within. But because Chris is about as religious as a thumbtack and gets his understanding of religion from Family guy, this retard goes off on all who wronged him - the guy who made a routine of fucking his mommy. Fuck off Chris.

 

[Big Shot]

What if Chris triggers greedy jew Heilberg after the judge by Christian imagery?

 

[AnOminous]

- Chris admits to fucking Barbie Chan.
- Chris admits to violating the EPO.

These are the two major things he will be charged with and here he is telling everyone that, yup, I done did it y’all. He does so publicly as he asked Josh to show the letter to whoever. I can only assume he either didn’t tell his lawyer about this, or did and disregarded his advice not to write it in the first place.

His lawyer can't really stop him from doing any retard thing that enters his head. He'd have to literally babysit him nonstop to do that. Chris is so out there at this point that even if he understood what Heilberg told him, he'd forget about it and impulsively do whatever dumbass thing he felt like doing the instant Heilberg wasn't there to tard slap him.

 

[Drunk Sasquatch Fetishist]

Isn't an insanity defense based on not knowing right from wrong at the time of the act? I mean, it seems to me, and IANAL, that he's working up a good show of "but I totally thought this was the right thing to do!" If that's the line for insanity there (I know different states have different qualifications) he may not be as out of the game as one might think.
EDIT: to clarify I don't think he's trying -- I don't think it's calculated at all; it's just Chris. What I mean is if the line is thought he was doing the right thing (and not necessarily knowing whether or not it was illegal) I could see where maybe this kind of presentation might be seen as proof of that.

 

[melcarba99]

At this point he has nothing left, so I guess he goes all in the godess/merger delusion.

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

If only they could still whip prisoners. Then perhaps he could make the Jesus comparison after that. But I agree with the others, this is probably a ploy to get an insanity plea. Could we actually get the Padded Cell Saga?

 

[HERE YOU GO]

"I am the first person player" because he played games at all, he was able to make this shit up for himself.
He'll never snap out of being a retarded baby, he has to 'dimensional hop' just to ignore reality and it's hitting a delusional dead end.
Multiple universes, but never the one he lives in, just ones that look like it to make him feel like he belongs anywhere but here.

He deserves to be in jail, Chris is a delusional mother fucker that just tried to fuck his mom and betrayed his closest friends to do so.
He picked friends that catered to his fantasies over friends trying to help him survive.
In my opinion Chris is Judas for betraying Null.

 

[White Girl]

Jesus‘ hebrew name is “Yeshua” which translates to “Joshua”.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

I guess he read the Bible they gave him

Is all the extra stress and DDOS meant to be nulls 20 pieces of silver and please could we actually crucify Chris?

 

[Mason Verger]

His obsession with money and how it is the defining factor in how he views other people is interesting

I agree, makes me wonder if it’s partly because the state is rolling with the theft charge on that $750.

A correspondence with Chris would be inadvisable at the moment as he is in a fear and delusion fueled defensive state and any form of criticism or objection to his views would only drive him deeper into his hole and further from reality. The longer he is where he is, away from his distractions, is for the better. I'm really interested to see where he will be in few months.

Don’t ring the dinner bell so loud! I’m not too worried about that, he’s never had an issue with ignoring simple logic with a scoff and fart before. And he’s only grown immensely in power since then..

 

[Coleslaw]

His lawyer can't really stop him from doing any retard thing that enters his head. He'd have to literally babysit him nonstop to do that. Chris is so out there at this point that even if he understood what Heilberg told him, he'd forget about it and impulsively do whatever dumbass thing he felt like doing the instant Heilberg wasn't there to tard slap him.

Do you think Heilberg likes having to defend CWC?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Whether you want to admit it or not, a lot of Chris’s life is inundation in reading and writing

Remember, we're talking about a guy who confused Of Mice And Men with To Kill A Mockingbird, and then completely fucked up remembering the plot and point of the latter.

His 'inundation' of reading consisted of R L Stine kids' novels. If he was feeling particularly imaginative, he'd recast them with Sonic The Hedgehog characters.

Forgive me if I doubt his literary abilities and affinities.