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[The Angry Polack]

Kindness is going to get her own thread, right? She has to at this point.

Someone was working on one I thought? Whoever it was can DM me if they want help since I'm already way down the rabbit hole of this chick's multiple accounts anyway.

 

[Old Fart]

Kindness is currently sitting on the side of the road doing witchcraft to "reap a soul", while listening to a very interestingly titled song.
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On the way up to the Ranch she also had to console a child near a road accident. Sure a lot of things happen in Alyssa's life, don't they? Too many things for a one-dimensional timeline.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

Here are some of her tweets that give a good glimpse into her crazy, including why she doesn't do the furry thing anymore. You'll never guess the reason! My favorite part is when she mentions having a medical card, a daily habit, and talks about feeling suicidal. That's a great combo with the post asking about guns.
Clarissa Alyssa Explains It All:

Spoiler: Lots Of Tweets

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1375853821025415171 (https://archive.ph/3c8pi)

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1415457377168412672 (https://archive.ph/c2gDH)


https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1412211091522785290 (https://archive.ph/s9bS0)


https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1409995342343442436 (https://archive.ph/jsvIp)

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1347302423895756800 (https://archive.ph/TdJal)

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1347303835149029377 (https://archive.ph/fZGA1)

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1347304630342930433 (https://archive.ph/1rBPE)

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1347305544118280192 (https://archive.ph/4H4Fm)

https://mobile.twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1347306367971860480 (https://archive.ph/ua9NZ)

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1347307754696806400 (https://archive.ph/ZUc0M)

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1347307930345869313 (https://archive.ph/cp886)

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1347308334374924294 (https://archive.ph/cp886)

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1347303360358084610 (https://archive.ph/ussW6)

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1347301234722578432 (https://archive.ph/TsecN)

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1346293968779182080

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1433451734261587973 (https://archive.ph/7Av1q)

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1346293944859021315 (https://archive.ph/C8dQh)

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Honestly we really just need someone to bite the bullet and write an OP for this lunatic bitch already. I swear there were a few people who said they were working on it but we still don't have anything. If you want to write an OP, someone please just write it, her lunacy is already clogging this thread enough, and it seems she's off the Tranch for the foreseeable future.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Anyone who would date this woman is very, very desperate (and live at The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch).

 

[RonRiot]

She needs to leave. The Tranch folks are weird as fuck, but they are mostly harmless. She IS not harmless. Penny needs to tell her, in no uncertain terms, to leave.

She’s never going to leave willingly. The rats and cats suffering without her will be the excuse to bring them with her next time, and then it’ll take more than a unicorn swat team to dislodge her. If she does recover long enough to let one of her imaginary friends drive her home, the ranch needs to do a new gofundme for razor wire and surveillance turrets to stop her returning. If they let her back in, she’s there for the duration. Earl wishes he was this unstoppable. Will Penny and Bonny have an alpha troon showdown? It’s all so exciting,

 

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Honestly we really just need someone to bite the bullet and write an OP for this lunatic bitch already. I swear there were a few people who said they were working on it but we still don't have anything. If you want to write an OP, someone please just write it, her lunacy is already clogging this thread enough, and it seems she's off the Tranch for the foreseeable future.

I know Rioley is getting his own thread, although there's been radio silence so far on it, even though most of the information has already been compiled. I don't know about any Kindness thread in the works, though. She definitely deserves it, though. Honestly, I'd just write it at this point if it isn't already.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Close. She got tailed by a cop and got triggered.

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Just kidding, she's triggered by high beams! She briefly considers letting the dog drive.

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She claims to be halfway home.

"I'm genuinely not driving unsafely." [has seizures while driving]

It's annoying because even though this is probably all a lie, she still has to be pulling over to larp it. Ugh. Poor doggy. Poor kitty. Poor rats.

so um

is kindness live tweeting WHILE DRIVING?

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I know Rioley is getting his own thread, although there's been radio silence so far on it, even though most of the information has already been compiled. I don't know about any Kindness thread in the works, though. She definitely deserves it, though. Honestly, I'd just write it at this point if it isn't already.

There was an OP on her earlier in the thread.

Alyssa Kindness Frauens OP

 

[MetalParakeet]

I'd like to point out that Alyssa didn't clean the rat cages (or do a good dump of the litter box) when she got home.

She posted about filling water dishes and then jumped straight in the bath to take photos of her sagging body.

If you know anything about rats, you'll get where I'm going with this

 

[The Silent Perjority]

A Police officer pulled her over, on noticing she was a woman alone at night (sorry, man or 11 hundred different people) he escorted her 35 miles to make sure she was safe, despite probably having more important things to do.
So of course All Coppers Are Bastards.
You snivelling little cunt Kindness. If you'd had one of your pretend seizures and driven off the road that same Cop would have risked his life to help you.

Fuck off fuck off fuck off and then fuck off.

 

[MetalParakeet]

A Police officer pulled her over, on noticing she was a woman alone at night (sorry, man, or 11 hundred different people) he escorted her 35 miles to make sure she was safe, despite probably having more important things to do.
So of course All Coppers Are Bastards.
You sniveling little cunt Kindness. If you'd had one of your pretend seizures and driven off the road that same Cop would have risked his life to help you.

Fuck off fuck off fuck off and then fuck off.

And the fun plot twist is that the cops didn't even stop her.

It's aborher lie.


But hey, don't worry guys. She says her seizures are over now so she's going to nap and plan something fun to do when she wakes up! The convenient timing is a coincidence, I swear!

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Just a matter of time before she gets Weil's Disease. Or at least pretends to have it.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

I enjoy she tried getting a PRN anxiety med and the doctor realized quite quickly she just wanted a xanax script.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Getting this thread back on track, I have in no particular order a good sized Tweet dump. Let’s start with Penny, who was seething quite a bit yesterday (probably because he needed to vent his frustration somehow at Kindness still being there).
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“It’s the dudes playing dress up” So close to being aware…

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After all that, he posted screenshots of him epically defeating a bigoted TERF in the Tranch’s Instagram comment section:

[Archive]

[Archive]

Spoiler: Instagram Slapfighting

Meanwhile, Bonnie shares his newfound acceptance for his plurality:

[Archive]
I don’t think this has been posted yet even though it’s a couple days old:

[Archive]

Spoiler: Pic

No it ain’t, if this were the case than Kindness would be banned from coming back.
[Archive]

Speaking of Kindness, I wonder if this is about her? (I only archived the very bottom tweet, sorry guys).

[Archive]

And finally, as a bonus, I’m crossposting this from the Kevin thread, just for posterity.
[Archive]

 

[Particle Bored]

"All the podunk motels in Nowhere, Colorado were full. Must be a meth convention."

Any car pics we can trace to find out they havent made it in stick shift since 1988?

Also:

Spoiler: 1

"A soul needs me. I must perform my craft."

Spoiler: 2

"Go into the light!"

Spoiler: 3

"I think I'm gonna be okay. Dear God don't send me back there."

 

[Osyth Osyth]

Close. She got tailed by a cop and got triggered.

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Just kidding, she's triggered by high beams! She briefly considers letting the dog drive.

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She claims to be halfway home.

"I'm genuinely not driving unsafely." [has seizures while driving]

It's annoying because even though this is probably all a lie, she still has to be pulling over to larp it. Ugh. Poor doggy. Poor kitty. Poor rats.

Are siezures code for hard drugs? like… wtf.

 

[Formica Sample]

Giving her the benefit of the doubt, but maybe she's just retarded and misdiagnosed her panic attacks as seizures?

Since she's such a cluster B mess, the absolute most charitable reading I can give her is, maybe she does have seizures but is just exaggerating. Someone I used to know had fairly frequent petite mal seizures and thought they were panic attacks at first. Turned out to be a benign brain tumor.

If you didn't know this person had them, you might not even notice. Their face would just kind of twitch slightly, and then they'd get really confused, momentarily forgetting where they were, what time it was, where they put their wallet when it was right in front of them, things like that.

But we all know there's a 99.9% chance that any Cluster B bitch is lying, and I'm only saying 99.9% because we don't have solid evidence to definitively prove she's lying. But she is a cluster B munchie nightmare, so it's safe to assume she's lying. She'd fit right in, in the Munchhausen's by Internet thread.

I obviously don't know much about seizures, but figured I'd contribute some info that maybe a medfag can elaborate on. Once again, this thread is teaching me so much about so many random topics. I love it.

Either the cat eats the rats, then starves to death, or the rats eat the cat, and start a colony that the landlord has to eventually deal with, either way it's rip to mr cat sadly.

Dark question, but will rats cannibalize each other like mice?

I never knew that was a thing until I caught a mouse in a regular snap trap one winter, and the body was partially eaten, by the time I went to clean it up.

It's been a while since I checked up on these lunatics, are the alpacas dead of starvation yet?

I think they're more likely to freeze to death when Father Winter shows up. The malnutrition, leading to lack of body fat, and late shearing would contribute to this. I can't imagine the younger ones will do very well at all.

Looks like it could be bad.
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And the Farmer's Almanac, just because.
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Did anyone ever get an exact count on how many alpacas they lost last winter? I know some Kiwis tried to at least get a rough estimate, but the tranchers are such notorious liars, it's difficult to trust any of the numbers stated in interviews and articles. They've tried really hard to cover up all the animal abuse, since that could seriously damage their grift, but I'd really like to see how this year's body count compares to last year's.

 

[Panzerfrau]

Presented without the comment.

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I bet she reads the thread.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Meanwhile, Bonnie shares his newfound acceptance for his plurality:

I found someone that lets me be even MORE self absorbed. Sky must be going through something right now.

No it ain’t, if this were the case than Kindness would be banned from coming back.

I wonder if Bonnie is still in the honeymoon phase. Had Fat Paul Nelson not invested in the house so much, I could see him running away with her. For now however, Sky is stuck with his fatass.

I hope we get a reveal on Alyssa's next person she wants to fuck at the ranch. I am ready for more KevKev cucking.

Did anyone ever get an exact count on how many alpacas they lost last winter?

Our best estimate is 30. They started November with about 200, then fell to about 170 in later interviews. They've learned to be vague about their horde.