Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

Keranu said:
I just noticed Xander pissed on his mommy's thigh.
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You got to wonder if the babys long for this world with Faith as its mother.
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Ragnarlodbrok said:
I meant more to how she reffers to her kid as a demon. I think Mr vickers himself has reffered to it as a demon baby.
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I think you're underestimating how apt that description of the kind of scream she's describing is. I usually refer to it as a pterodactyl when I hear it.

That aside, she reads these threads and the title of the baby's thread says demon baby. The more often you see or hear a word the more likely you are to use it.
 
Ragnarlodbrok said:
I meant more to how she reffers to her kid as a demon. I think Mr vickers himself has reffered to it as a demon baby.
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There's nothing wrong with that or embracing a meme. She could have said turkey, cat, parrot, broken engine, nails on blackboard, and it'll still be a simile which involves noise an infant makes and something else. Are you gonna make the same statements if a kid gets called a little monster for throwing food on the carpet in a tantrum? Cmon.
Also kids love to grab and try to bite stuff, when they aren't crying for food or attention, they make silly noises.
You know, that's why pill bottles and bleach have some kind of mechanism that makes it hard to open for a child.
 
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goku123 said:
i think in this situation, everybody lost.

Matt Vickers has to raise ralphs progeny even though ralph is gone
Ralph got aborted once again.
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Eh, hopefully whatever genes make Ralph such a fat redneck fuck up are inherited from the mother...

Oh shit, that's Faith!
 
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In a secret bonus episode of Killstream, the world’s best dad opens up on the challenges of fatherhood, and sends message to his son.
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The one he abandoned and called a piece of shit he was "re-rolling" on for "better stats?" Way to insult his own genetics because the demon baby inherited at least half of those shitty genes from the Gunt himself.
 
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AnOminous said:
The one he abandoned and called a piece of shit he was "re-rolling" on for "better stats?" Way to insult his own genetics because the demon baby inherited at least half of those shitty genes from the Gunt himself.
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That's a bit optimistic since he's not on the birth certificate and therefore his father status remains as "alleged".
 
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The a-log in me wants to make a throw away Twitter so I can Tweet at him an image of his court submission where he admits he isn't even trying to get his name on the birth certificate.

This fat Wigger is trying to make out the ongoing legal troubles would even effect his parental status being confirmed. It wouldn't. Access to Xander however...
 
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