Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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Is Chris...
Dare I say it...
Getting better?
i mean the technical answer is yes

in the grand scheme of things Chris believing he is a God based on Christianity as opposed to Japanese moeblob video game Hyperdimension Neptunia means he is slightly more rooted in reality since he is at least claiming to the leader of a religion that people actually believe in
 
If the prison allows people to send him books (some let you order books of your choice too I guess, maybe that would be enough motivation to work inside) I wonder if he could just get videogame and cartoon shit though.
Most correctional institutions only allow books from Amazon or some short list of vendors, because otherwise people smuggle in drugs on the paper.
 
i mean the technical answer is yes

in the grand scheme of things Chris believing he is a God based on Christianity as opposed to Japanese moeblob video game Hyperdimension Neptunia means he is slightly more rooted in reality since he is at least claiming to the leader of a religion that people actually believe in
You underestimate desperate, horny, mentally ill weaboos.

May I welcome you to the subreddit r/waifuisim
 
Most correctional institutions only allow books from Amazon or some short list of vendors, because otherwise people smuggle in drugs on the paper.
Yeah the Amazon thing I heard but not that it was exclusively certain vendors. Wouldn't they all be checked by staff anyway regardless of where they came from? I always just assumed everything was combed over the same regardless of the source.
 
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When he's been in there long enough to get bored of the bible and actually start checking out the prison library could be interesting if he writes to people enough we can keep track of it.
He might drop every book 2 chapters in but it would still be more interesting than a cartoon or game character.
If the prison allows people to send him books (some let you order books of your choice too I guess, maybe that would be enough motivation to work inside) I wonder if he could just get videogame and cartoon shit though.
He's not stuck with just the bible or nothing, but I don't know if he realizes that yet or just isn't bored enough and believes he'll be back to his videogames soon.
Wishful thinking, chris will only dive further into his delusions until there is nothing left of the person he once was
 
Some "um actuallys."

Chris is in jail, not prison (yet). Jail is where people hang out before their conviction and sentencing (if they are refused bail or can't pay it), and in some cases to serve shorter sentences as per Ralph. Prison is where people are sentenced to for longer stays. (There's probably a good chance some other pedant has brought this up in the thread already but I'll write it up too just in case.)

A crucifix is a cross with the crucified Jesus nailed to it. If there's no Jesus, there's no crucifix; it's just a cross. Thus the doodle in the letter is not a crucifix.
 
Jesus = God
God fucked Mary

ergo
Chris = God

Checks out to me.
difference here is chris said god (emanuel) gave him the mission to fuck barb instead of a thing witht heir essence being linked. Jesus didn't fuck his mom and say god told him to do it to save the universe.
i mean the technical answer is yes

in the grand scheme of things Chris believing he is a God based on Christianity as opposed to Japanese moeblob video game Hyperdimension Neptunia means he is slightly more rooted in reality since he is at least claiming to the leader of a religion that people actually believe in
See, that's where you're wrong slightly. He's further from reality because he's claiming to be both japanese moeblob videogame oc AND jesus COMBINED. As if both are the same entity.

A crucifix is a cross with the crucified Jesus nailed to it. If there's no Jesus, there's no crucifix; it's just a cross. Thus the doodle in the letter is not a crucifix.
Yeah this is why I referred to the thing as a "jesus-ified heart torch" though that might not have been my exact wording i wasn't super alert when I made that statement. It follows a very similar design pattern to the classic chris heart torch emblem thing.
 
Call me a buzzkill, but Chris is not going to start a cult. At least, not intentionally.

The stereotypical cult leaders of the past thrived through deception and preying on the weak. They would approach people down on their luck or with no other options and offer them a way out, as long as they were willing to make some sacrifices. They could generally accomplish this because on the surface, they seemed to be rather normal, happy, and in some cases even charming and attractive individuals who were confident in their beliefs. That’s not even mentioning the suppression of information that comes to mind when thinking of a cult.

Chris is none of these things. A cursory glance will get even the most vulnerable of people to realize he’s fucking batshit insane, disgusting, and has no clue what he’s talking about even in relation to his own absurd belief systems. His rhetoric is a jumbled and incoherent mess to anyone who doesn’t know his history, and the ones that do know his history know to look out for him and that he’s not someone to really take seriously in the slightest.

And that’s not even considering that he himself doesn’t even believe in whatever the fuck he spouts off. It took less than 2 months in a jail cell to totally change his fundamental values, to make newly absurd and bold claims regarding his connection to a religion he’s actively disavowed for years.

To put it simply, Chris is a retard who wouldn’t know persuasion or even being slightly charming or sympathetic to the plight of others if it was beat into his skull like a pound of bricks. The most he’ll get in terms of a cult-like following are weirdos like Sockness and *maybe* some Twitter enablers hoping to get their 5 minutes of e-fame and recognition for being “le epic troll”, but the mother rape and the way the situation with Bella and friends played out definitely makes that a far, FAR less appealing idea now.

EDIT: wording.
 
I thought the jail time would give him some time to calm and reflect on himself but he's going full loco right now. He's officialy dissociated himself from reality 100%
 
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difference here is chris said god (emanuel) gave him the mission to fuck barb instead of a thing witht heir essence being linked. Jesus didn't fuck his mom and say god told him to do it to save the universe.

Jesus would have fucked Mary to save us though. So I don't see the point you're trying to make.
 
Yeah the Amazon thing I heard but not that it was exclusively certain vendors. Wouldn't they all be checked by staff anyway regardless of where they came from? I always just assumed everything was combed over the same regardless of the source.
Yes. It is all checked.
But they do not have infinite money to spend checking things that retards send, like "random box from tard called @Arocyt So they all just throw
that shit away right away. Because it is not even worth spending money and effort in checking your tard package,

That is why they check Amazon packages (low risk of tard shit) but throw your package away at once (high risk of tard content)
 
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Yeah the Amazon thing I heard but not that it was exclusively certain vendors. Wouldn't they all be checked by staff anyway regardless of where they came from? I always just assumed everything was combed over the same regardless of the source.
A dose of LSD is in the micrograms. You can hide it on a tiny sliver of paper. That would be hard to effectively screen for.

Corrections officers are lazy and generally don't give a fuck what is convenient for the inmates, so they just make you send it through a retailer they've heard of.

Also, according to some crusty felon on Quora whose shit I was reading, you can actually take a piece of card stock like a birthday card and soak it in hard drugs, and then an inmate can chew up a little bit to get high. Google 'jail happy card' for more info. To combat this, many institutions no longer give inmates original copies of their mail, they give them a photocopy and destroy the original.
 
My humble fanart.
Looking forward to either see him get actual help for the first time in his life or continue on the path as Jesus Chris.

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I made his symbol transparent if you want to use it for something.
josh chris jesus.pngjeses chris.pngjesus chris.jpg
 
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