Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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Not all cult leaders are charismatic successes.

Chris could be a Gary Felton style guy with a dozen hardcore autist followers.

Not all cults get to cash in big like Scientology.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Ultimately, the problem boils down to Chris being troublesome enough that no place would want to contain him, he's not violent enough to warrant incarceration on the level of hardened criminals...

...but release him back into the world, he's going to beeline for 14BC and Barb, because that's literally all he knows as a safe haven, sex offender registry be damned. Hell, even if Barb dies and 14BC is razed to the ground and reduced to just an empty lot, Chris will still go back there because he literally doesn't have anywhere else to go.

It really is quite a problem without a definite solution. Short of incarceration in a mental ward for life.
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Eh

If there was another fire or some shit and the inside was charred andfucked up. He probably would still go back to live there . If it was literally completely gone he would have breakdown but he would try to go elsewhere .
 
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My humble fanart.
Looking forward to either see him get actual help for the first time in his life or continue on the path as Jesus Chris.

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I made his symbol transparent if you want to use it for something.
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God(Chris) help me for saying this, but that cross/power-on logo is actually a pretty neat little design. I little too busy with the heart and bolts, but cleaned up an drawn properly it pretty succinctly combines gaming and Christianity.
 
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Bulborb said:
so wait doesn't this invalidate his BS reason to say hes trans? cause he said he's trans cause he saw himself as a woman in a past life? so if he was also jesus that means he was a dude in a past life.
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Of course it does. This has been BS.
 
You know Chris is mad when he does not even offer to knock you up a point or two on his Scale of Respect (0 = no respect, 10 = respect).
Male Idiot said:
Not all cult leaders are charismatic successes.

Chris could be a Gary Felton style guy with a dozen hardcore autist followers.

Not all cults get to cash in big like Scientology.
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No, he could not. He lost money to two literal idiots who joined his cult. Chris is too stupid to control anyone who is not a demented old lady. I like Chris. I still like Chris. he is not bright though. He is a fool who will always the one of whom advantage is taken.
 
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idosometimes said:
No, he could not. He lost money to two literal idiots who joined his cult. Chris is too stupid to control anyone who is not a demented old lady. I like Chris. I still like Chris. he is not bright though. He is a fool who will always the one of whom advantage is taken.
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He couldn't even rise to the level of Jerry Sandusky. How inept.
 
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Sleep Paralysis Pac-Man said:
I honestly don't see Chris becoming a cult leader.
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Yeah absolutely not. Running a cult requires charisma and cunning. Not something Chris has. He would join a cult. In a way, some of the trolls turned Chris into a one man cult, especially Bella and the Idea Guys. The cult leader wouldn't get much out of Chris and at some point he would get expelled/sacrificed if it was determined that taking his tugboat money isn't worth the problems Chris would cause with other members.
 
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