Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Icarus Aresane]

 

[spinch]

oh god- thank u for sending this letter on lmao.

i want to say his lawyer is telling him to play up delusions of godhood for the guilty plea but i know it's not true. poor dude just snapped. i also love how he's like, justifying it at the end. not... idk DENYING IT. like yes i fucked my mom... but it was a SOUL BOND and it CLEANSED HER SOUL

hopefully now that he's in full blown psychosis they can get this loon on some fuckin sertraline

 

[Gunslinger]

I know this is probably late and gay, but why is Chris writing to you if you've made it very clear that you want nothing to do with him?

I know he's autistic but I thought he would have realised that you blocking him and refusing to have any further contact with him was a pretty clear sign that you didn't want to be associated with him.

Cute that you think a man that raped his elderly mother has any concept of boundaries.

 

[OrionBalls]

God(Chris) help me for saying this, but that cross/power-on logo is actually a pretty neat little design. I little too busy with the heart and bolts, but cleaned up an drawn properly it pretty succinctly combines gaming and Christianity.

Off topic, but there's a guild for that.
ETA-
Yup, this Christ does invoke Chris-Chan vibes.

 

[TerrorSperg99]

His handwriting it’s surprisingly good assuming he wrote that himself

 

[King Kiwi]

Han? Like a chink?

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Still don't see it.

But, if this is what you want you worship then more power to you,

Do you see it now?

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Love the way he writes like it's a pompous royal proclamation from the result of several generations of inbreeding.

 

[Professor Iris]

poor dude just snapped.

In my opinion, Chris snapped a lot sooner, either around the time he became a 'tomgirl', (even though one can argue that he maintained some lucidity around this point) or when he started believing in the Dimensional Merge (undisputedly koo-koo for Cocoa Puffs).

Him tossing the Bible in his delusions is a coping mechanism. It's the only literary work he likely has access to right now.

.....unfortunately, the chances of him turning our Lord and Saviour into a fucking Sonichu self-insert are staggering. Let's hope he doesn't get a hold of a Koran, because the response to a 'Muhammed Sonichu' isn't going to be too kind.

 

[The Nameless One]

At the Defense Lawyer Saloon:

Derek Chauvin's lawyer, Eric Nelson, drinking heavily: "I have the hardest case in history."
David Heilberg, crumpling up Chris's letter: "Hold my beer."

 

[Gaia Striga]

At the Defense Lawyer Saloon:

Derek Chauvin's lawyer, Eric Nelson, drinking heavily: "I have the hardest case in history."
David Heilberg, crumpling up Chris's letter: "Hold my beer."

I'd hate to be him

 

[The Un-Clit]

Late but is it even possible for Chris to get raped? Is there seriously any way for Chris of all people to not like/be willing for sex?

Forced anal sex is incredibly painful. Anal sphincter muscles that are not relaxed and ready for what is coming (as in willing receptive anal sex) automatically clench tight at the feeling of something knocking at the back door (think about how your asshole reacts when you get a splashback of water from dropping a deuce in the toilet) and those clenched tight muscles are then battered open in the opposite direction to where they were, tearing the muscle fibres. It hurts like hell if even a finger is forced up in those circumstances. A BBC from Bubba? With spit-lube at best? Chris would feel like he is being split in two.

Not that it is going to happen. He is being kept far away from other inmates.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I would really like to see what would've happened if Chris had been left with any other book(s) to fill the void in his head, like Babysitter's Club, The Hellbound Heart or a Michael Jackson memoir. Chris is a skin suit that wraps around whatever has been placed in front of him, after all.

 

[Lancelout]

I somewhat have a theory about all of this .

Chris chan has spent nearly 2 months in jail now. We knew that it appeared he was being held in the medical wing, and the assumption was there he might be getting some form of therapy or help . This would have hopefully made him more coherent for the pre trial alongside working with his lawyer. My theory is that he hasnt received any help whatsoever. First thought is maybe this is some developed ploy for an insanity plea . It honestly comes across as bizarrely to coherent for that.

regarding the bank fraud he actually goes into a relatively detailed description of his situation at the time of being kicked out, issues with paypal , ETC .He doesnt really give a legal defence but he does attempt a fairly clearcut logical justification of his actions that dont have anything to do with delusions. This doesnt seem like a lawyers coaching or even his own attempt at pushing insanity; neither does it really seem insane . Its perfectly in line with chris chans character to justify in what he believes is a logical manner .

The more telling stuff comes from his description of barb. Chris doesnt actually say he had sex with barb. He beats around the bush and heavily implies it with "cuddling" and "everything was consensual" . He this time justifies with delusions though. Explaining that god is easier going on taboos these days and he is above the laws kek. This honestly shifts my thinking a bit on chris chan. The issue is that chris is using coherent thinking ( of a sort ) in making these claims. He knows he is in trouble for bank fraud and tried giving a rational explanation. Then for the MUCH more severe incest charge he avoids actually outright admitting to it, and failing any rational excuse presents his delusions as justification.

1: this strongly suggests chris isnt insane and that the purpose of this letter wasnt an insanity plea attempt ( if he really even understands what that would be ) .
2: It also suggests that his delusions arent necessarily to the schizophrenic tier . He uses reality when it suits and delusion when it suits ; weaving a web inbetween. I would speculate as other posters have mentioned its kind of like a game of pretend that he somewhat truly believes as a coping mechanism .
3: the REASON for the letter I am guessing is multi fold. Chris has gone 2 months in jail, likely almost completely alone. He even mentions forwarding the letter to his lawyer which is an exceedingly bizarre move to make unless he has little to no contact with his lawyer.

Essentially chris chan knows he is in deep shit now. He has been left on his own with no treatment for 2 months and used that time expanding upon his delusions and situation in such a way as to remove himself from ultimate fault in his present situation. Id even go so far to say as his christ talk is stemming from him both believing he is holy and feeling this entire situation is ultimately just a persecution of him. His lawyer meanwhile is probably outright ignoring him as he waits for a psych evaluation ; probably out of hope chris is declared non competent and the lawyer doesnt have to work with him on his defence . So chris is basically reaching out the only way he can hoping his lawyer, and everyone will believe in his justification.

It doesnt really bode well for his case though. We already knew legally insanity was unlikely, but it also doesnt really seem like he is so incompetent that the prosecution would take pity on him and see that as a mitigating factor in his actions.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

It's been bugging me that Chris keeps using "feeling safe" as an excuse. That's an odd word choice and I can't figure why he keeps using it.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Chris has never been able to keep his stories straight

From duck to to storys and thought to action there is not one straight line in Chris's universe.

Anal sphincter muscles that are not relaxed and ready for what is coming (as in willing receptive anal sex) automatically clench tight at the feeling of something knocking at the back door (think about how your asshole reacts when you get a splashback of water from dropping a deuce in the toilet) and those clenched tight muscles are then battered open in the opposite direction to where they were

Just to add to this the reaction to this is so strong it was documented in use as a last ditch medical treatment to revive people who had drowned or where otherwise unconscious in the Early Victorian era, and is one of the the ways of getting a dog to break a bite hold on a person or animal by sticking your finger up it's bottom.

It's been bugging me that Chris keeps using "feeling safe" as an excuse. That's an odd word choice and I can't figure why he keeps using it.

He's parroting stuff he's learned from the LGBT community, its a stock line that gets abused when they want to change something in a enviroment they find themselfs in.

 

[WolfeTone]

 

[Ἥλιος]

Jesus was Han anyway, not some wh*toid.

No, it was Jesus' younger brother (Hong Xiuquan) who was Han.

 

[RodgerDodger]

i mean the technical answer is yes

in the grand scheme of things Chris believing he is a God based on Christianity as opposed to Japanese moeblob video game Hyperdimension Neptunia means he is slightly more rooted in reality since he is at least claiming to the leader of a religion that people actually believe in

I'm looking forward to when he discovers Harry Potter. A large black man will come up and tell him "yer a Wizard Chrti" and then ghe fun begins.

 

[HumptiDouji]

I cannot believe we are still kicking around the idea that Chris can legitimately get an insanity plea.
That is not how it works. Insanity pleas can only be given to people that do not know that what they did is wrong.
This means he cannot hide his actions, have premeditation, or try fleeing when found out. He has done all three.

Not that it is going to happen. He is being kept far away from other inmates.

So what the fuck do they do with an inmate like this?

• dumb as fuck
• mentality much like a child, can't function like an adult
• cannot mesh socially with anyone, will get into altercations with people
• really poor bodily hygiene, probably has to be hosed
• no prospects of getting better

Like, you can't put this guy into general population, because he's gonna be a risk to himself. Are they just gonna shack him up in solitary, or do prisons have wings for retarded prisoners?

 

[bluegenius8585]

If the book is allowed in prison, Null or someone should send Chris a copy of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard.

Watching Chris embrace that would be quite the show.

He has no money though so Scientologists wouldn't bother