Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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why no, I don't have anything better to do on a Sunday morning, how could you tell?
 
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anti SJW said:
Like with Westley Snipes in Demolition Man. They will put Chris in suspended animation for the duration.
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In a hundred years time he will be released. And the New New Zealand Global Police Force will have to thaw out the one man to ever bring him to justice. Joshua Moon, the Nullinator!
The score is appropriately titled “send a maniac”
 
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Cuntflaps said:
It's Sunday, bitches. Does anybody have anything they would like to confess to Christ-Chan on this glorious and holy day??!?

Personally, I touched myself in a very impure manner -- repeatedly.
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I mocked Chris for comparing himself to Jesus Christ -- repeatedly.

Then I facepalmed at the rest of the letter.
Male Idiot said:
Guys, Bubba trying to assblast Chris would be in for a rude surprise. He is loose enough that it slips out when he is stressed.

There would be a whole lot of brown lube for the brown dick.

Niggers maybe into that though, who knows. It will definately make for a smooth entry.
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Seriously what's with Americans and prison sex? Honestly I don't see it happening for Chris but the prospect of him giving Bubba DIRTY, CRAPPED COCK AND BALLS is gross and hilarious.
RodgerDodger said:
In a hundred years time he will be released. And the New New Zealand Global Police Force will have to thaw out the one man to ever bring him to justice. Joshua Moon, the Nullinator!
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As much shit as Josh gets I don't think anything could prepare him for this letter.
 
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Roger Whore said:
It took Chris going to prison to think he’s Jesus. Wow. The idea guys really broke his brain. I didn’t see that coming.
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The whole CPU goddess thing with the idea guys, took Chris's ego into another dimension (c-197) where he will not listen to anyone that did not play along. What made it worse was the watchmen , tts , and other enablers played along instead of what null did give him a reality check.
Since it was written on the 19th, after the countenance his ego has been broken or people in prison are doing naughty things just as long they play along with fantasies which can ruin him forever.
 
Duke Nukem said:
Seriously what's with Americans and prison sex? Honestly I don't see it happening for Chris but the prospect of him giving Bubba DIRTY, CRAPPED COCK AND BALLS is gross and hilarious.
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It's an ancient, mostly untrue, meme referenced in nearly every movie that involves prison.

Regardless, I would put money on Chris being isolated from the general population. I don't know how well his messianic delusions would hold up if he was on the pod cleaning schedule like one of the plebs and had to sleep in a cell with someone who is not going to put up with his bullshit. His only real saving grace would be that he has no outside support to put money in his account so taking advantage of him would be a waste of time.

At least I hope nobody is putting money on his books.
 
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Rustled Jimmies said:
Amazing to see that despite losing practically everything for raping your own mother and being put in prison he still lives in a fantasy world, it hasn't shaken him at all that he has now faced the worst possible outcome.
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Were you actually expecting anything else?

I Shidded I Farded I Came said:
It's an ancient, mostly untrue, meme referenced in nearly every movie that involves prison.
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Sure it's untrue? I've heard a lot of scary stories about third world prisons, and apparently there's been a few prisons which are straight on third world tier in the US (maybe not these days). It's probably an exaggerated stereotype, but prisons are still a concentration of some of the worst people in society.
 
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Hokuriku said:
Is it weird that I find the single most baffling part of the whole letter to be the utterly contextless Andy Warhol namedrop? I feel like I'm having a stroke trying to comprehend that sentence.
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Someone wrote a book comparing Chris to Worhol recently as outsider artists who self document

Warhol / Chris Chan: The Lifespan of American Pop Culture, or The Suppression of Reality: Lashomb, Don: 9798739475275: Amazon.com: Books

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Coldgrip said:
Because Chris doesn't have to drive or desire to. Chris would rather be lazy than do back breaking work like sorting glass. It doesn't matter if Chris could do those jobs, it's that unless someone is standing over him cracking a whip he's always going to take the easy way out.

And even if there is somebody getting on his ass, he'll always do the minimum effort.
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I’ll gladly be the one to crack the whip
 
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JULAY said:
There are places that specialize in hiring disabled people and dealing with exactly the issues that you describe. It's not as if I'm suggesting that Chris is capable of holding down a job in the private sector, but a workshop, recycling center or similar environment designed specifically to provide employment for people with physical and mental disabilities would be perfect for him. And they absolutely do exist, even in bumfuck nowhere Virginia.
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If it's what I'm thinking of, they're called sheltered workshops. And I'm pretty sure he'd qualify.

Whether we would be allowed in one, considering that he's going to be certified as a sex offender, is another story.
 
I knew any time in prison would have a detrimental effect on what's left of his sanity but I didn't expect it to devolve so fast. The interesting thing is that I'm sure we haven't seen rock bottom yet. God knows how crazy Chris will get in the months to come. We can only hope that he maintains the ability to write letters so we can get a few peeks into what's buzzing around in his skull.
 
Reef-Raze said:
I cannot believe we are still kicking around the idea that Chris can legitimately get an insanity plea.
That is not how it works. Insanity pleas can only be given to people that do not know that what they did is wrong.
This means he cannot hide his actions, have premeditation, or try fleeing when found out. He has done all three.
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Even if he's determined to be insane, the usual way of dealing with that is to medicate him until he IS capable of understanding his crimes, not throwing him in the proverbial crazy house.
 
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