Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Everything Beagle]

Seeing Chris's symbol as a tiny icon made me realize that it's just a penis with wings.

 

[MormonofID]

I am Literally the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakene

I WOULD have paid the remaining 600 Monday or Tuesday, BUT NULL had to FAIL HIS DESTINED TEST And Betrayed Me, like I was betrayed and jailed with a Kiss over 2000 years ago.

Wasn't it a thing that Chris didn't know anything from the Bible unless it was from Family Guy or something like that? And now he's claiming to be Our Lord and Savior?

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

I knew any time in prison would have a detrimental effect on what's left of his sanity but I didn't expect it to devolve so fast. The interesting thing is that I'm sure we haven't seen rock bottom yet. God knows how crazy Chris will get in the months to come. We can only hope that he maintains the ability to write letters so we can get a few peeks into what's buzzing around in his skull.

Being stuck in isolation is not good for the mental health of otherwise healthy people. I imagine for someone as delusional as Chris it is like throwing rocket fuel on an electrical fire.

Sure it's untrue? I've heard a lot of scary stories about third world prisons, and apparently there's been a few prisons which are straight on third world tier in the US (maybe not these days). It's probably an exaggerated stereotype, but prisons are still a concentration of some of the worst people in society.

The bureau of justice statistics puts "substantiated claims" for all adult facilities at about 0.076%. Women's prisons actually seem to be the worst, or they are just more willing to make the accusation.

 

[Mason Verger]

I knew any time in prison would have a detrimental effect on what's left of his sanity but I didn't expect it to devolve so fast. The interesting thing is that I'm sure we haven't seen rock bottom yet. God knows how crazy Chris will get in the months to come. We can only hope that he maintains the ability to write letters so we can get a few peeks into what's buzzing around in his skull.

In hindsight, we shouldn’t be surprised I guess. The guy has spent two months in what amounts to solitary confinement, plus I’m assuming the jail isn’t working on any long term treatment plans or anything, not if he’s just destined for a mental ward or prison in another few months. He’s rotting away in a holding pattern. Hell, people started going nuts after a few months of covid lockdown.

 

[ZeCommissar]

JUDAS CONNOR MOON

If you're Christian comparing yourself directly to Jesus and stating your suffering is the exact same as his own is a very big nono. Nevermind claiming that you are jesus himself

If Chris truly believes in God he's going to not like the eternal hellfire that awaits him.

But seriously this is fucking hilarious. To think Chris's saga will probably end on such a note.

 

[ApexCicada]

I feel like I just read an Ultimate Warrior Promo....also this person needs mental help badly.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

So is chris going to big boy prison?

Most likely, he can't Teflon his way out of this one, this is a serious crime with serious concequences.

 

[Everything Beagle]

I have been diagnosed with basically schizophrenia, but this...this is something very impressive. I don't think they're even operating through the physical laws of reality at this point. I feel normal now, thank you for sharing that Null!

I'm thinking a very, very intense manic phase is part of it.

 

[AmazingEagle]

So is chris going to big boy prison?

Yes, besides the incest charges I believe that he will also be charged for stealing $750 from Barb because it's embezzlement and in the state of Virginia, embezzlement over $200 is a felony and is punishable by up to 20 years in prison.

Virginia Embezzlement Penalties l Employee Theft Consequences

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www.virginiacriminallaws.com

 

[spinch]

Late but is it even possible for Chris to get raped? Is there seriously any way for Chris of all people to not like/be willing for sex?

Any sex with Chris in his current state is rape. He currently isn't lucid enough to consent to shit even if he says "yes" out loud.

There's a gray area around sex w/ autistic people and consent anyway, but I'd say he deeeffinitely leans towards the "too spergy to truly consent" side of things.

 

[Tikbalang]

The sad thing is that he's focusing his anger on Null for betraying him, and yet his inner circle, friends and larpers ditch him out after they learn about the incest.

Yes, besides the incest charges I believe that he will also be charged for stealing money from Barb because it's embezzlement and in the state of Virginia, embezzlement is a felony.

"I was going to pay it back" should be a good defense. I get why he's mad at Null

 

[WaveBreak]

"I Needed Safety and Comfort As Quickly As Possible. THAT is why I transferred that money."
this sentence annoys me beyond words

 

[Uncle Meat]

I have a prophecy... When Chris gets tired of the Jesus act, he'll probably become a sovereign citizen and claim that since incest isn't mentioned in the constitution any law forbidding it is unconstitutional. He'll become his own lawyer and Court TV will pick up on it and get high ratings.

If the book is allowed in prison, Null or someone should send Chris a copy of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard.

Maybe Scientology could create an internet celebrity center and introduce all the lolcows to John Travolta and Tom Cruise.

The serial killer Chris most resembles is Otis Toole. He had an IQ in the 50s and was so impressionable, he'd create a fantasy in his head about it and admit to any crime you told him about.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

The sad thing is that he's focusing his anger on Null for betraying him, and yet his inner circle, friends and larpers ditch him out after they learn about the incest.

Chris tends to direct his anger at the dumbest possible targets for extremely retarded reasons. Back during the house fire he made fun of Null iirc because he didn’t know how to use the gift cards he had been sent and assumed they were empty.

As much as Chris seemed to have wanted companionship before this, he treats any friends he does get like complete and utter shit mostly because they don’t play into his fantasies, while he sucks up to trolls and other malicious parties because it *might* get him china or whatever else he’s craving at the time.

 

[HumptiDouji]

The sad thing is that he's focusing his anger on Null for betraying him, and yet his inner circle, friends and larpers ditch him out after they learn about the incest.

I'd ask why he isn't more pissed at Little Miss Glowie, but I guess if he doesn't understand why what he did is wrong, then I don't think he'd understand to blame her either.

 

[Burd Turglar]

OOOOooh no you don't!! You don't get to blame Chris's insanity on me just because I refused to become his vagina of the soul when he fucking sliced into me! Besides, it sounds like he's presenting as a male again unless I read his rant to n00l incorrectly.

There's no more room for the Goddess of Commodore when the ultimate Chad, the guy who fucked up all the money-lenders in the temple and otherwise pissed off the Jews so bad they finked on him to the Roman occupiers of Judea can take his place as the newest tulpa in Chris-Chan's empty smoothbrain!

how dare you call our god child smooth brained you filthy canuck!

 

[AmazingEagle]

"I Needed Safety and Comfort As Quickly As Possible. THAT is why I transferred that money."
this sentence annoys me beyond words

And anyone with a thinking brain can tell that what he's saying is 100% bullshit.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Once again, Chris blames his problems on everyone except himself. I have a feeling the judge isn’t going to see it that way.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Any sex with Chris in his current state is rape. He currently isn't lucid enough to consent to shit even if he says "yes" out loud.

There's a gray area around sex w/ autistic people and consent anyway, but I'd say he deeeffinitely leans towards the "too spergy to truly consent" side of things.

This is just conjecture. Nobody would sex up Chris in any state.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

And anyone with a thinking brain can tell that what he's saying is 100% bullshit.

Actually, I believe the contrary. He’s being totally honest here. The manchild’s never had to live in conditions that force him to take even a glance outside his comfort zone, so being out on the street? Better grab some money from the family member he just raped. Might need some new Transformers or MLP figures!

What a despicable human being.