DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Brother Wind]

So Phil's bs lawyer has to hunt down the person that stole his identity and forced him to be an alcoholic junk food eating gambler?

This case is ganna be a hard one

Wow, Mr. Burnell, you got it hard. Someone opened multiple lines of credit in your name to waste on chintzy furniture, booze, and phone games. Over a decade. This is why we always say people should be more vigilant. But we will hunt this man down. And he will be taken to task over this.

Lol, warning about how serious COVID is but Phil’d probably just stream while hooked up to a ventilator in the hospital because DSP is a tough guy and that’s just how he rolls. Ubermensch Phil just can’t be stopped from needing that money.

Its funny you say that because

Hasn't he taken a week off before because of an ear ache? lmao

Yeah. An earache. It had always been the most curious piece in the puzzle of "Does Phil actually have money?" Because he is pretty quick to take days off. But alas, that has been solved. And he is a stupid pussy.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

What? This guy… huh?

“…all Americans… I should stop saying all Americans. I mean, all people from the United States…”

So… Americans?

Jesus…

wouldn't want to discriminate against those poor innocent illegal aliens

 

[Globalistslaya]

INSANE KIWIFARTS CONSPIRACY THEORY!

You know how the US gov't is apparently paying influencers to shill the vaccine? Has Phil gotten a behind the scenes tip from Uncle Sam?

Gotta pay the bills dood!

 

[Sup3r]

INSANE KIWIFARTS CONSPIRACY THEORY!

You know how the US gov't is apparently paying influencers to shill the vaccine? Has Phil gotten a behind the scenes tip from Uncle Sam?

Wouldn't he have to disclose anything like that?

I think he's just scared of admitting he didn't get vaxxed. He'd be ratioed even harder and knows that he'd lose any clout he had any chance of getting. Phil loves to overcompensate for his insecurities and appealing to the lowest common denominator.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

I'll probably regret this but hey here goes: How the fuck did this insane rant start?

It started in the stream chat, he pretty much started ranting 20 seconds into the prestream and went on for at least half an hour.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Wouldn't he have to disclose anything like that?

He would, I'm just joking, hence why I prefaced it by calling it an insane conspiracy theory.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

So Phil's bs lawyer has to hunt down the person that stole his identity and forced him to be an alcoholic junk food eating gambler?

This case is ganna be a hard one

Phil is seeing another lawyer behind my back?

 

[Sup3r]

He would, I'm just joking, hence why I prefaced it by calling it an insane conspiracy theory.

He does have a history of not disclosing shit.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

the whales cant stay away.. doesnt matter how phil lies for money

this is their addiction. they need help just as much as phil

welcome back OIC

 

[BepsiLight]

Phil is the least likely person to catch covid on earth.
This fucking hermit goes out once a week to blow money on frivolous shit. once a fucking week.
He never interacts with anyone in real life, is probably scared shitless of anyone getting close to him because it could be an evil detractor looking to stab him or a heroine junkie looking to mug him and his successful mature adult business and I really, REALLY doubt he gets within 1.5 meters of khet, ever.
I don't even know why he's ranting about this. It went from being political bullshit to being another soapbox he can get on to suck himself.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Phil is seeing another lawyer behind my back?

Cucked again by Chad Burnell

 

[KafkaesqueSnuffleupagus]

Just checked DSP Gaming's trademark status and it looks like Phil cancelled it at the end of July this year...
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>business degree
>too stupid to spend the extra $200 a year and buy a P.O. Box in Delaware and incorporate his business in Delaware.
Par for the course.

So which is it @JimJimJim do you want to skin him and pretend to be him like some sort of mimic or do you jerk your little weenus off to him dominating you financially?

 

[ProvenWrong]

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I read somewhere that TLOU:2 multiplayer had to be scrapped/delayed due to resources being re-directed to accessibility-related development.

Basically what I'm saying, is that you can go fuck yourself SBM.

Spoiler: Blind fuck needs french cries with his WAAhmburger

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Congratulations you made a piece of shit game with a butch dyke tranny with Arnold Schwarzenegger arms gets fucked by some beta simp.

The Blind community is really thankful. Helen Keller can't hold a candle to you SBM.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil is the least likely person to catch covid on earth.

No, but he did get gout. Which, when you think about it, if Phil is careless and stupid enough to get that, if he was out in the real world, he'd be the first to get COVID thanks again to his carelessness and stupidity.

Also, hey OIC:

 

[BepsiLight]

No, but he did get gout. Which, when you think about it, if Phil is careless and stupid enough to get that, if he was out in the real world, he'd be the first to get COVID thanks again to his carelessness and stupidity.

The gout thing was deboonked a while back. If I remember correctly,
the official lore is that it was hereditary and he got it from his gouty lesbian aunt. The same aunt that had the audacity to croak and stop paying him rent which put him in a bad financial position.

 

[der rademacher]

Dr.Phil
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Yeah, we all know what a tough guy you are.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Phil is seeing another lawyer behind my back?

Didn't you already mess up his taxes?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Wouldn't he have to disclose anything like that?

I think he's just scared of admitting he didn't get vaxxed. He'd be ratioed even harder and knows that he'd lose any clout he had any chance of getting. Phil loves to overcompensate for his insecurities and appealing to the lowest common denominator.

If he got the jab, his vax card would be one of his stream pics.

 

[Space Cooter]

I love when unhealthy idiots who don't exercise or eat properly talk about "the science" of covid and how important vaccines are. Phil you eat shit food, never exercise, and drink excessively by yourself during the middle of the week.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Yeah, we all know what a tough guy you are.

I mean just like his stress about money he probably wasn't lying, given his chronic alcoholism he probably was unable to talk and barely about to stay conscious with the simple addition of a mild flu.

I love when unhealthy idiots who don't exercise or eat properly talk about "the science" of covid and how important vaccines are. Phil you eat shit food, never exercise, and drink excessively by yourself during the middle of the week.

I couldn't believe what I was seeing at the start of this nonsense, fat hogs in mobility scooters voluntarily wearing muh mask even outside and all alone.

Really bitch? Now you care about your health?