The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Darksy DePhil]

Have you noticed that without fail, the only people who want to go 100% woo woo back to nature noble savage are the people who never fucking go outside?

If you go to the rez, you know what you'll find? Electric lighting. Hot showers, flushing toilets, refrigeration, internet and cell service and air conditioning and bug spray because guess what, all those modern conveniences are awfully fucking nice to have. Maybe you have a scant handful of people who are really into living out in the woods really hardcore, but for the vast majority of people even those who really enjoy the outdoors still like having some civilization to come back to.

Alyssa would last like one day in the woods before she got sex trafficked by a bear or something.

I always tell the same to /pol/fags who fawn about wanting to RETVRN to traditional families, and to twitter leftards who daydream about living in ancom communes: Communal living is an agreeable experience for those who weren't born into it. So many young people have this idea that off-grid living is some sort of cool alternative to "capitalism", living in comfy farms, having hobbies without having to worry about the economy and being in unity with their fellow farmers and all that shit. Yet ironically the people who daydream about this sort of life are some of the least fit people for it: Terminally online lolcows, weeaboos, and trannies that have never milked a cow in their entire lives.

As someone who has actually grown up in two different communal environments in the past, i can assure you it feels more like "having no privacy anywhere besides the bathroom if you're lucky because you're in a small house living with 8 people one in each room and who reject your hobbies because they're 'capitalist modern shit/city degeneracy', having to share every object down to meaningful personal possessions with anyone who asks for them, and sleeping in a mattress next to a baby shitting itself and creepy 54 year old uncle who won't shower and always sleeps in underwear while your parents argue at +20db over money and who's going to fix the sink'. If the average young tradfag, ancom, trancher, etc. had to live through anything like that they'd drop all the "share with your fellow man" romanticism and retreat back to their atomized urban living.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

You can call the police if you know the address. I've done it before.

Last time the crack house I used to live near had a starving cat stuck inside it me and my brother just broke the windows to get it out. Takes less time and if the animal follows you/lets you pick it up then you can just feed it right there.

The crackheads are never there during the day (out doing crack elsewhere) and they won't call the police (they are crackheads).

You can apply this to crazies as well, with careful variations.

 

[stupid frog]

I think it's coincidence right now. It takes a while to set up a surgery appointment for something major, even cosmetically. I'm not sure how much the tranch is willing to part with cash either - they spend it like mad but mostly on themselves. I could see a deal being cut but I can see more of it going to PenPen and BonBon than Ash all things considered. I wouldn't be surprised if he got some of it though, just not enough for breast augmentation alone - it would probably be like half that.

I feel bad. Hopefully they won't end up lopsided or monoboobed looking. It never ends well.

Kevin himself has commented on how fast this retard was able to get tits.

 

[Dickens Cider]

So my takeaway is that this kindness chick shows up does more housecleaning than all of them combined, gets used as a cumdumpster of some sort and told to leave by AKTUAL WIMMIN YALL cause even in all her nasty Zoe Quinn on crack pictures she actually passes cause , ya know,? Seems about right

 

[AMHOLIO]

Kevin himself has commented on how fast this retard was able to get tits.

Tbf our loveable Kevvie cannot make a phone call without hyperventilating about it. Ash is more social and less lazy than our favorite computer potato.

 

[AssignedEva]

Edit: Blackhole Tempest (forgot her deadname/powerword has been replying and tweeting)

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An optimist as ever.

This is peak virtue signalling, and I normally hate that term. "If you tell me you have a pathological lack of empathy, you're incredibly manipulative and exploitative and have delusions of grandeur.... I'll make sure I care about you. I'll shower you with love and affection while you look down your nose at me and plot ways you can fool me into giving you all my money or humiliating myself". What next, getting into a tiger cage to stroke the kitty?

 

[stupid frog]

Close. She got tailed by a cop and got triggered.

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Just kidding, she's triggered by high beams! She briefly considers letting the dog drive.

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She claims to be halfway home.

"I'm genuinely not driving unsafely." [has seizures while driving]

It's annoying because even though this is probably all a lie, she still has to be pulling over to larp it. Ugh. Poor doggy. Poor kitty. Poor rats.

My dumb ass was wondering how she could be tweeting so much while driving. Then I noticed the censored profanity. I mean, she's crazy enough do that on purpose though...

 

[AMHOLIO]

This is peak virtue signalling, and I normally hate that term. "If you tell me you have a pathological lack of empathy, you're incredibly manipulative and exploitative and have delusions of grandeur.... I'll make sure I care about you. I'll shower you with love and affection while you look down your nose at me and plot ways you can fool me into giving you all my money or humiliating myself". What next, getting into a tiger cage to stroke the kitty?

She says she herself has BPD. I think she fears/knows she has more than that (cluster B disorders share traits with each other) and is either overcompensating wildly for it or trying to normalize it so hard that people like her in spite of herself. That, and hardcore people pleasing by proclaiming the greatest act of virtue of all. Borderline and damage/image control is one hell of a drug.

 

[who dare wins?]

>goes to furry con, gets large amount of 'donations' via ranch and being guest of honor
>suddenly deletes more internet shit/cleans up online presence
>archives ranch documentary, pretends to be "back" to youtubbing
>announces expensive bolt ons

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I say the denfur venture probably funded a good portion of that.

I think it's coincidence right now. It takes a while to set up a surgery appointment for something major, even cosmetically. I'm not sure how much the tranch is willing to part with cash either - they spend it like mad but mostly on themselves. I could see a deal being cut but I can see more of it going to PenPen and BonBon than Ash all things considered. I wouldn't be surprised if he got some of it though, just not enough for breast augmentation alone - it would probably be like half that.

I feel bad. Hopefully they won't end up lopsided or monoboobed looking. It never ends well.

I am expecting this surgery likely to go south very quickly. most troon surgeries endin

 

[behindyourightnow]

So my takeaway is that this kindness chick shows up does more housecleaning than all of them combined, gets used as a cumdumpster of some sort and told to leave by AKTUAL WIMMIN YALL cause even in all her nasty Zoe Quinn on crack pictures she actually passes cause , ya know,? Seems about right

Don't forget that they then made her drive home alone despite her being obviously in no physical state to drive

(Even if she was faking the seizures, no one should have let her drive alone)

Who wouldn't want to be a transwoman if you can get a chick to drive to your house with vague promises of a place to stay, have her clean and organize it from top to bottom, suck your dick a bunch, and then tell her to leave without even organizing safe transport home for her... and still be told how brave and progressive you are? Amazing.

 

[Ghjkl63]

and apparently has a basic sense of hygiene

I dont really think her constantly sitting being in a full bathtub counts as being hygenic, I more think her being somewhat clean is an unintended side-effect

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

So my takeaway is that this kindness chick shows up does more housecleaning than all of them combined, gets used as a cumdumpster of some sort and told to leave by AKTUAL WIMMIN YALL cause even in all her nasty Zoe Quinn on crack pictures she actually passes cause , ya know,? Seems about right

Actually, I don't think any sex was involved on this trip. The denizens of the tranch have been clear about the fact that there isn't enough room or privacy for intimacy and Kindness' tweetstorms only talked about cuddling and how her and Bonnie were not attracted to each other's bodies. They had sex when Bonnie went to Kindness' home for sure, but there's no indication that there was anything but cuddling and a kiss on this trip.

 

[AssignedEva]

Actually, I don't think any sex was involved on this trip. The denizens of the tranch have been clear about the fact that there isn't enough room or privacy for intimacy and Kindness' tweetstorms only talked about cuddling and how her and Bonnie were not attracted to each other's bodies. They had sex when Bonnie went to Kindness' home for sure, but there's no indication that there was anything but cuddling and a kiss on this trip.

I got the impression it was making out with some hand stuff due to the vague references to physical intimacy, but yeah Bonnie didn't Mendozer her.

 

[CrystalChevvy]

Kindness is angry that a cop did nothing to her.
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Kindness is having seizures driving home.
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Retard offers to send Kindness cash, she declines.
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Kindness had to switch back and forth between different alters to give the other ones a break.
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Kindness vagueposts about Bonnie.
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Kindness then threw up violently.
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Kindness is currently sitting on the side of the road doing witchcraft to "reap a soul", while listening to a very interestingly titled song.
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And...she has made it home.

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Somebody should report them to the police. Illness that gives you seizures is usually enough to get your license pulled. Somebody who has seizures behind the wheel shouldn't be driving, they're a danger to others.

 

[retard strength]

Did I read that exchange right?

That Kindness, in her fit of cleaning, missed washing the asexual flag and Paul Bon passive aggressively went "WELL SOMETHING GOT FORGOTTEN AS ALWAYS " like the biggest NPD asshole? Like a husband who just got home after a day of work [except he doesn't work] to his stay-at-home wife and throws a fit about what she made for dinner? While Kindness groveled an apology? And that they both identify as asexual despite both of them Tweeting about how much they been banging and intimate?

Straights could never!!! Big Gay Mood! Win for the Gays!

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Who wouldn't want to be a transwoman if you can get a chick to drive to your house with vague promises of a place to stay, have her clean and organize it from top to bottom, suck your dick a bunch, and then tell her to leave without even organizing safe transport home for her... and still be told how brave and progressive you are? Amazing.

Don't forget, she quit her job too, with big talk of collaboration. And after all that, nothing. Without the Tranch's influence, she'd still be a nanny.

Actually, that's a good thing. Alyssa Frauens shouldn't even be a babysitter, and I highly doubt she'll even be able to manage that, due to her exposure.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Actually, I don't think any sex was involved on this trip. The denizens of the tranch have been clear about the fact that there isn't enough room or privacy for intimacy and Kindness' tweetstorms only talked about cuddling and how her and Bonnie were not attracted to each other's bodies. They had sex when Bonnie went to Kindness' home for sure, but there's no indication that there was anything but cuddling and a kiss on this trip.

She mentioned fucking Bonnie in one of her Tranch tweets iirc

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Actually, I don't think any sex was involved on this trip. The denizens of the tranch have been clear about the fact that there isn't enough room or privacy for intimacy and Kindness' tweetstorms only talked about cuddling and how her and Bonnie were not attracted to each other's bodies. They had sex when Bonnie went to Kindness' home for sure, but there's no indication that there was anything but cuddling and a kiss on this trip.

I mean, if I were either of them I wouldn't be attracted to either of those bodies either.

 

[Collections Agent]

Reminder to everyone in this thread, that although many psychological and mental conditions are lifelong, if you work against them and do your best to seek help you can live a normal, happy, and productive life.

Otherwise you might end up faking seizures so a ranch full of people with hefty mental disabilities and guns can use you as their sex maid.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Did I read that exchange right?

That Kindness, in her fit of cleaning, missed washing the asexual flag and Paul Bon passive aggressively went "WELL SOMETHING GOT FORGOTTEN AS ALWAYS " like the biggest NPD asshole? Like a husband who just got home after a day of work [except he doesn't work] to his stay-at-home wife and throws a fit about what she made for dinner? While Kindness groveled an apology? And that they both identify as asexual despite both of them Tweeting about how much they been banging and intimate?

Straights could never!!! Big Gay Mood! Win for the Gays!

Just goes to show, even the larpers forget that asexual is supposed to be a thing.

Though to be fair, I'd imagine most people who find themselves on the Tranch suddenly discover being 'asexual' real quick.
Doubly so in an open-plan house where the dome probably reflects the sounds of Kevin juicily dilating himself right into your eardrums wherever you are. I think any Kiwis who've ever lived in a house with open-ended walls is aware of just how much sound carries in a house like that... and how horrific that would be surrounded by a bunch of coomers with no sense of shame.