DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Martys_not_smarty]

I want him to have a stroke or heart attack mid stream. That's my ideal endgame. Or some sort of accident that has him breaking all his fingers so he can't play video games anymore. There needs to be some sort of karmic justice for DSP.

Mine would be being confronted by some pissed off dad of a basketball american or a marine vet or something slapping him like the bitch he is in the vein of David Schultz slapping John Stossel so hard he fell down twice cause he found out about how is son was bilked into giving his credit card info to some pasty pollack on the internet feigning distress.

 

[HorseSense]

This is his crack addict mindset on full display. By taking him further away from his next fix you've become Satan, you're literally threatening his very existence, by coming between him and his addictions you're threatening his life.

This. Alcohol withdrawal is nasty. I'm betting his last real stretch without booze was around his wedding. He tried to put up a good front for the parents but obviously got plastered on the wedding night and had arguments on the internet.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Mine would be being confronted by some pissed off dad of a basketball american or a marine vet or something slapping him like the bitch he is in the vein of David Schultz slapping John Stossel so hard he fell down twice cause he found out about how is son was bilked into giving his credit card info to some pasty pollack on the internet feigning distress.

That would also be good because you know DSP would squeal like a literal pig the moment he was threatened with physical violence. He's the ultimate coward.

 

[Derich's Coom Rag]

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Okay Phi, the CDC say's otherwise. carry on retard

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

That would also be good because you know DSP would squeal like a literal pig the moment he was threatened with physical violence. He's the ultimate coward.

Then there's the issue of the potential footage from the people in the store comes into play, you get a few seconds before the slap of a pissed off dad tearing into his cowardly pig hide about taking food off his table that might sway public opinion. Better yet maybe the guy's filming himself ahead of time say in the parking lot about how he found this fat fuck taking food off his table so he could stuff his hog jowls with seventy dollar delivered booze and "flavorful" sodium slop.

BTW this is the slap(s) in question.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

This. Alcohol withdrawal is nasty. I'm betting his last real stretch without booze was around his wedding. He tried to put up a good front for the parents but obviously got plastered on the wedding night and had arguments on the internet.

If he has been drinking the way his Total Wine bills seem to indicate for a long enough period of time it could actually literally kill him, if he was forced to go cold turkey

I doubt it though, probably Khet is also guzzling away and while he usually does seem a little sauced he doesn't appear to be drinking the entire Total Wine bill.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Then there's the issue of the potential footage from the people in the store comes into play, you get a few seconds before the slap of a pissed off dad tearing into his cowardly pig hide about taking food off his table that might sway public opinion. Better yet maybe the guy's filming himself ahead of time say in the parking lot about how he found this fat fuck taking food off his table so he could stuff his hog jowls with seventy dollar delivered booze and "flavorful" sodium slop.

I know it makes me deserve a tophat but imagining shit like this really makes me happy. DSP's life may be pretty miserable in reality but the smug, narcissistic air he constantly puts on just makes me so angry. The thought of him managing to limp through life somehow never getting his comeuppance is very depressing.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I know it makes me deserve a tophat but imagining shit like this really makes me happy. DSP's life may be pretty miserable in reality but the smug, narcissistic air he constantly puts on just makes me so angry. The thought of him managing to limp through life somehow never getting his comeuppance is very depressing.

Oh yeah I'll what I just posted about being slapped like the bitch he is would be in Roblox yes no in real life but in Roblox. That aside what I'd like to see and what would probably actually happen are two different things what I think would probably happen is and I've said it before is some skate rats fucking around a parking lot or in a store trying to get their tiktok moment are filming random people ragging on them and they happen upon a greasy balding neanderthal with his 250lb handler and they shout sooie at him and half a laugh.

 

[Darksydepickle]

I wish people would stop getting angry at OIC.
He really doesn't matter. I mean, it's funny how he riles up people by getting the piggy to meet his gacha goals... but here's the bottom-line:

A) DSP is still not really profiting from his tips. At all. He is almost a cold mil in debt and doing minimum payments. Ignorance is bliss, he may think he is living his best life, but he is begging every single day of his life, debasing and degrading himself for money by playing dress up like a clown, and he thinks he is successful because he has done this as a job for over 13 years. He may think he is successful, but everyone else around him knows the truth. His wife must be ashamed of him and his reputation, I wonder what she tells her friends about him?

B) OIC might have fuck you amounts of money he can spend on our favorite cockroach.... so? It's still money being wasted. Money he could've spent on stuff that would actually benefit him. He could've been giving nice, expensive gifts to his family and/or friends, taking them out to eat or drink fancy stuff. But instead he is throwing it at a disgusting manchild that returns his monetary investments with burps and even forgetting about him, like forgetting he was DrTonyHuge. OIC is a pathetic freak, DSP knows it but doesn't care since he profits from him. DSP's fans know how much of a freak he is, they know he wastes time making fake accounts to sub to DSP, they know he is the one behind the 'long-time fan' tips. He gets no respect from anyone, not even from the guy who's addiction he is financing.

So yeah, don't get mad when he pays the piggy, just laugh at how pathetic he is and carry on. If you must, just hope DSP doesn't get what he wants when its time to make some pulls.

 

[Coomfucius]

know it makes me deserve a tophat but imagining shit like this really makes me happy. DSP's life may be pretty miserable in reality but the smug, narcissistic air he constantly puts on just makes me so angry. The thought of him managing to limp through life somehow never getting his comeuppance is very depressing.

Phil has had his comeuppance, he lives with a person who doesn’t care for him in a house that he cannot afford. He has long since scared off any friends he once had. His fanbase has shrunk to a mere 200 people when it once was in the hundred thousands. His modern “fans” are ironic viewers or people with IQs in the single digits. He is dependent on 5 people to survive and one of them belongs in the loony bin. He has been cancelled on virtually every platform for his racist and nasty behavior. Most people have never heard of him and those who have see him as nothing more than a joke. Phil used to be a big name on the internet but now he is a lonely nobody because of his abhorrent behavior.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I doubt it though, probably Khet is also guzzling away and while he usually does seem a little sauced he doesn't appear to be drinking the entire Total Wine bill.

It does make sense to assume that Khet is also consooming her ''fair'' share of the booze and DD slop.

But even split between 2 people that amount of alcohol is still well into alcoholic territory for both, but to be fair I was living under the same roof as Dave I would self medicate as well.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

i'm ready for the series finale already. he's become so boring and uninteresting that the only reason i'm still following is because i want to see a conclusion to this mess.

I've felt like this for a while, just wanting the DSP story to end. Since he refuses to play any remotely competitive or difficult games now, there's no reason to watch. I'm pulling for the shocking Chris Chan ending.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Phil has had his comeuppance, he lives with a person who doesn’t care for him in a house that he cannot afford. He has long since scared off any friends he once had. His fanbase has shrunk to a mere 200 people when it once was in the hundred thousands. His modern “fans” are ironic viewers or people with IQs in the single digits. He is dependent on 5 people to survive and one of them belongs in the loony bin. He has been cancelled on virtually every platform for his racist and nasty behavior. Most people have never heard of him and those who have see him as nothing more than a joke. Phil used to be a big name on the internet but now he is a lonely nobody because of his abhorrent behavior.

Until I see him break down and drop the fake mature adult facade I won't be satisfied.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

It does make sense to assume that Khet is also consooming her ''fair'' share of the booze and DD slop.

But even split between 2 people that amount of alcohol is still well into alcoholic territory for both, but to be fair I was living under the same roof as Dave I would self medicate as well.

She has her own bank account that we don't even know what she spends herself. It sure as hell isn't helping Phil out with the condo mortgage or utilities.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I wish people would stop getting angry at OIC.
He really doesn't matter. I mean, it's funny how he riles up people by getting the piggy to meet his gacha goals... but here's the bottom-line:

A) DSP is still not really profiting from his tips. At all. He is almost a cold mil in debt and doing minimum payments. Ignorance is bliss, he may think he is living his best life, but he is begging every single day of his life, debasing and degrading himself for money by playing dress up like a clown, and he thinks he is successful because he has done this as a job for over 13 years. He may think he is successful, but everyone else around him knows the truth. His wife must be ashamed of him and his reputation, I wonder what she tells her friends about him?

B) OIC might have fuck you amounts of money he can spend on our favorite cockroach.... so? It's still money being wasted. Money he could've spent on stuff that would actually benefit him. He could've been giving nice, expensive gifts to his family and/or friends, taking them out to eat or drink fancy stuff. But instead he is throwing it at a disgusting manchild that returns his monetary investments with burps and even forgetting about him, like forgetting he was DrTonyHuge. OIC is a pathetic freak, DSP knows it but doesn't care since he profits from him. DSP's fans know how much of a freak he is, they know he wastes time making fake accounts to sub to DSP, they know he is the one behind the 'long-time fan' tips. He gets no respect from anyone, not even from the guy who's addiction he is financing.

So yeah, don't get mad when he pays the piggy, just laugh at how pathetic he is and carry on. If you must, just hope DSP doesn't get what he wants when its time to make some pulls.

I agree. I don't get people getting mad at OIC for giving DSP tens of thousands, it's hilarious. Someone sending DSP hundreds a week to own the libs detractors because someone said he was bad at doxing is a laugh riot. I hope OIC ends up bankrupting himself like Timbo to aid a man's gacha and alcohol addictions to spite Shiro. Think of the laughs.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

If he has been drinking the way his Total Wine bills seem to indicate for a long enough period of time it could actually literally kill him, if he was forced to go cold turkey

I doubt it though, probably Khet is also guzzling away and while he usually does seem a little sauced he doesn't appear to be drinking the entire Total Wine bill.

I know the meme is gin gin gin but a portion of that is probably also his precious seltzer water.

also as long as I’m being probably subscribing to the mindset that drinking a bahttle of wine per night is good for your heart, dood, considering he’s a boomer.

 

[scobra666]

If he has been drinking the way his Total Wine bills seem to indicate for a long enough period of time it could actually literally kill him, if he was forced to go cold turkey

I doubt it though, probably Khet is also guzzling away and while he usually does seem a little sauced he doesn't appear to be drinking the entire Total Wine bill.

idk man my dad used to drink 5 1/2 liters of vodka a day, and you couldn't necessarily tell, so phil could totally be drinking all that himself

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I know the meme is gin gin gin but a portion of that is probably also his precious seltzer water.

also as long as I’m being probably subscribing to the mindset that drinking a bahttle of wine per night is good for your heart, dood, considering he’s a boomer.

I do like your hold onto that as long as you can

Drinking a bottle of wine each day is not healthy, 1-2 glasses yeah but not a full bottle.

You might think that because Dave is a fine Italian Stallion he drinks wine, but the only alcohol we have ever seen or heard him talking about is spirits of some kind.

So I'm gonna press a massive X on him drinking wine or even beer.

 

[wicked_lnl]

I dont get how DSP who is arguably more scummier than Wings gets such petty trolling compared to Pepsi Man. Why isnt he getting hookers called to his house, gay porn subscription in the mail, sending literal shit etc if they say they know where he lives and know his phone number. With Wings they got creative how to ban him...putting a penis photo in a persons profile which he has to look into if he wants to block them. They set up traps left and right and Phil...get some messages leaked. Of course he will keep saying...yea not true, that wasnt me bla bla.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Does khet know about this?