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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
Kiwis, what will happen next?

A) Bonnie/Paul still fucks Kindness/Alyssa, tells husband Sky to shut the fuck up and Sky continues to get cucked without say.
B) Paul breaks up with Sky to go be enabled by Alyssa.
C) Paul pretends to break up with Alyssa in public but still fucks her on the side, likely ending up outed by Alyssa anyway because she will NOT shut the fuck up.
D) Paul breaks up with Alyssa. Alyssa cries, shits herself, and does nothing.
E) Paul breaks up with Alyssa, but she suicide baits so hard that he gets back together with her in spite of Sky and Sky gets cucked again.
F) Edit:
Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite said:
Forgot another choice, Sky decides to leave Bonnie having had enough of all of this.
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AMHOLIO said:
Kiwis, what will happen next?

A) Bonnie/Paul still fucks Kindness/Alyssa, tells husband Sky to shut the fuck up and Sky continues to get cucked without say.
B) Paul breaks up with Sky to go be enabled by Alyssa.
C) Paul pretends to break up with Alyssa in public but still fucks her on the side, likely ending up dead.
D) Paul breaks up with Alyssa. Alyssa cries, shits herself, and does nothing.
E) Paul breaks up with Alyssa, but she suicide baits so hard that he gets back together with her in spite of Sky and Sky gets cucked again.

This season of the tranch sure heats up.
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Forgot another choice, Sky decides to leave Bonnie having had enough of all of this.

I know it sounds optimistic but everyone has a breaking point, and Sky's deal has seemed to be that most of the crazy tranch shit doesn't spill over into his bedroom. He and Bonnie don't sleep with the other denizens.
 
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Go figure that it's RIGHT after a proper thread is made, thinking Alyssa is off the ranch for a bit, that we get that defcon 5 meltdown we were all hoping for.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT, place your bets for how long we have until she shows up on their doorstep with a butcher knife in the dead of night.
 
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CommonSenseWYAHoney said:
This is the first time I have genuinely felt bad for laughing so hard at such a clearly mentally handicapped person. This bitch is the human personification of a car crash, and I can’t bring myself to tear my eyes away from the wreck.
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Nah she's just replying to someone with protected tweets, gotcha.
She's doing it now though:
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She's left humanity behind.
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Of course :story:

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This isn't an accomplishment.

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BoobWhiskers said:
Go figure that it's RIGHT after a proper thread is made, thinking Alyssa is off the ranch for a bit, that we get that defcon 5 meltdown we were all hoping for.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT, place your bets for how long we have until she shows up on their doorstep with a butcher knife in the dead of night.
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She'd be showing up to an empty house because she wouldn't be able to resist the urge to tweet about driving while enduring a sezuire flare-up and Calcifer fronting.
 
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AMHOLIO said:
Kiwis, what will happen next?

A) Bonnie/Paul still fucks Kindness/Alyssa, tells husband Sky to shut the fuck up and Sky continues to get cucked without say.
B) Paul breaks up with Sky to go be enabled by Alyssa.
C) Paul pretends to break up with Alyssa in public but still fucks her on the side, likely ending up outed by Alyssa anyway because she will NOT shut the fuck up.
D) Paul breaks up with Alyssa. Alyssa cries, shits herself, and does nothing.
E) Paul breaks up with Alyssa, but she suicide baits so hard that he gets back together with her in spite of Sky and Sky gets cucked again.
F) Edit:


This season of the tranch sure heats up.
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Another option: Alyssa gets dumped/breaks up with Bonbon. Kindless then decides to try and get with/manipulate other tranchers
 
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A big guy (for you) said:
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The system has voted, consequences be damned.

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Why the fuck is it that whenever these AirBnB Brained weirdos bring out the tough guy it's always some over angry angst machine and not say, a normal mid twenties guy who hasn't used the word "bullied" since that speech about how he met his best friend at said best friend weddings?
 
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T0oCoolFool said:
Another option: Alyssa gets dumped/breaks up with Bonbon. Kindless then decides to try and get with/manipulate other tranchers
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I'm super excited for the inevitable schism in the ranch, because Neck is still super trying to get that sweet, sweet crazy pussy and the jury's out on whether Bonnie sides with his new strange or his husband (and either way, she's thrown a proper wrench in their marriage).
This is great.
 
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BoobWhiskers said:
Just goes to show, even the larpers forget that asexual is supposed to be a thing.

Though to be fair, I'd imagine most people who find themselves on the Tranch suddenly discover being 'asexual' real quick.
Doubly so in an open-plan house where the dome probably reflects the sounds of Kevin juicily dilating himself right into your eardrums wherever you are. I think any Kiwis who've ever lived in a house with open-ended walls is aware of just how much sound carries in a house like that... and how horrific that would be surrounded by a bunch of coomers with no sense of shame.
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This implies Kev Kev is actually dilating and not just talking about it on the twitters.
 
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