The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[MetalParakeet]

Someone remibd me what sky looks like?


Also, I remember seeing that the house is pretty open concept and has little privacy. So we have Bonnie retweeting a post Alyssa made that called "ableists" losers. Also has her listed still as "faefriend", whatever that means.

We have that Salina (he's on the ranch, right?) Heart reacting Alyssas posts and patting her head.

Penny is silent on Twitter about the whole thing so who knows.

Kathryn is even quieter. Boner crush for Alyssa dead already?

 

[Beating Women]

Someone remibd me what sky looks like

He's the most normal looking one

Just reposting this here from the kindness thread. If sky is calling out her headmates BS then he's basically calling bonnie a liar too... exciting times ahead

Reading these posts back again it seems what set Sky off to call her out is one of her 'headmates' 'alice' is 'blind'. So presumably when she slips into alice mode she suddenly pretends she can't see.
I'm just imagining her suddenly bumbling her way around the tranch bumping into things as soon as anyone brings up when would she be going home.
"You wouldn't make a blind person drive would you?!"
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What makes this even funnier is if Sky really is calling out the headmates stuff as bullshit, bonnie was just a few days ago tweeting about how he's come to accept his 'plurality system' and alter egos.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

He's the most normal looking one
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Sky should just leave, go to the gym to get jacked and then find himself a nice gay boy instead of all this nonsense.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Hey glowniggers trawling KF, maybe keep an eye on these two? I can totally see them pulling an Eric & Dylan. She does live in Aurora, and we know what happened there.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

It would be a disaster if Sky left, as we have been assuming he has been doing a large portion of the Tranch labour.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I'm voting sky gets kicked out.

There's no room for sanity on the tranch and letting sky question Alyssas bullshit opens the door for others to question ALL of their bullshit.

You can't call out a liar when you're lying yourself so I'm sure the other dudes are really uncomfortable with sky just not blindly believing

All my predictions about Bonnie being too smart to engage with Kindness have been incorrect so far, so clearly I don't know shit - BUT - Bonnie has to come to her senses eventually. The tranch's brand of mental illness has been sustainable so far and Kindness' simply isn't so I'm gonna vote that Kindness gets dumped. Getting a bunch of men to pretend they're girls is silly, but not totally outrageous in 2021. Getting a bunch of men to pretend like someone is going blind, or deaf, or is an agender dragon one second but isn't the next...it's just a whole other realm of nonsense and I think it'd be a bad look for the tranch.

Also, Kindness sent these texts to bonnie today:
Note the timstamps. There's just no way anyone can put up with this over an extended period of time.




But again, I thought Bonnie would have dumped her weeks ago, so perhaps she really is so thirsty for pussy that she'll keep trying to involve herself with Kindness.

 

[Lucanamarcan Baby Soup]

I find it so fucking funny that Kindness censors curse words but posts pictures of her asshole. I also can't believe how quickly this all went to shit, I cannot wait to see what happens from here, I swear this shit is more compelling than any reality TV show. It's like Big Brother but with a bunch of retarded troons and neglected animals

 

[who dare wins?]

Just goes to show, even the larpers forget that asexual is supposed to be a thing.

Though to be fair, I'd imagine most people who find themselves on the Tranch suddenly discover being 'asexual' real quick.
Doubly so in an open-plan house where the dome probably reflects the sounds of Kevin juicily dilating himself right into your eardrums wherever you are. I think any Kiwis who've ever lived in a house with open-ended walls is aware of just how much sound carries in a house like that... and how horrific that would be surrounded by a bunch of coomers with no sense of shame.

sorry to absolutely power level but I live in something like that. I won't say exactly what because I am not comfortable with that information, but yes sound definitely travels through a fucking house like that. if I can hear my brother artistically raging at my games from the basement, I would definitely be assaulted hearing Kevin getting his am hole torn up by microchode penis and the sounds of "trans girls" playing with their flesh wounds every night. Now mix that with a woman with likely schizoaffective disorder and you have a DISASTER waiting to just happen.

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I bet there are plenty more on the ranch who did not want to voice their concerns of a schizo woman with firearms and the whole thing with sky getting cucked too. Bet even Kevin and Penny likely have some bad beef with her.

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And a thread by them

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"My head mates are starting to get uppity" I cannot handle her I fucking pissed myself laughing from that alone.also who is ezra?

Just look at that fucking chin. She's so proud of this pic she made it her pfp by the way
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looks like a average boy band lead guitarist or singer during the early and mid 2000s lol.

Kiwis, what will happen next?

A) Bonnie/Paul still fucks Kindness/Alyssa, tells husband Sky to shut the fuck up and Sky continues to get cucked without say.
B) Paul breaks up with Sky to go be enabled by Alyssa.
C) Paul pretends to break up with Alyssa in public but still fucks her on the side, likely ending up outed by Alyssa anyway because she will NOT shut the fuck up.
D) Paul breaks up with Alyssa. Alyssa cries, shits herself, and does nothing.
E) Paul breaks up with Alyssa, but she suicide baits so hard that he gets back together with her in spite of Sky and Sky gets cucked again.
F) Edit:


This season of the tranch sure heats up.

honestly C would fit the most due to how insane bonnie is, he is likely absolutely desperate for that cluster B mental disorder coochie like a mad man he is. Plus he is a manipulator so it would be his sort of thing to do anyway.

Also option E: alyssa tries to murder sky or bonnie during a schizo episode and either wins (lifetime in a mental asylum) or fails (thrown in a mental asylum still but has hopes of getting out).

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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I love the way kindness pretends she’s a boy but still writes essays like a woman.

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The system has voted, consequences be damned.

Spoiler: lol

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Videos:

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1442281061468176387

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1442289379968311296

Kiwis, what will happen next?

A) Bonnie/Paul still fucks Kindness/Alyssa, tells husband Sky to shut the fuck up and Sky continues to get cucked without say.
B) Paul breaks up with Sky to go be enabled by Alyssa.
C) Paul pretends to break up with Alyssa in public but still fucks her on the side, likely ending up outed by Alyssa anyway because she will NOT shut the fuck up.
D) Paul breaks up with Alyssa. Alyssa cries, shits herself, and does nothing.
E) Paul breaks up with Alyssa, but she suicide baits so hard that he gets back together with her in spite of Sky and Sky gets cucked again.
F) Edit:


This season of the tranch sure heats up.

so this is going to go to two ways in my book.

1) Bonnie isn’t a massive complete fuck up and does the right thing.
by this I mean Bonnie is going to say something like “we had a house meeting and because of kindness is new violent devil worshiping Calcefer persona they don’t feel safe with him on the ranch”

2) Bonnie is a fuck up and disappoints me yet again by havibg kindness back on the ranch and just let’s sky Seethe in the Cuck shed because Bonnie is thirsty for
pussy.

I'm voting sky gets kicked out.

There's no room for sanity on the tranch and letting sky question Alyssas bullshit opens the door for others to question ALL of their bullshit.

You can't call out a liar when you're lying yourself so I'm sure the other dudes are really uncomfortable with sky just not blindly believing

i’m doubful for Bonnie will kick out Sky. Granted sky doesn’t have a sweet sweet girl buss buss for bonnie to go nuts deep into but they have been together for a long time and came to the ranch together.

then again Bonnie does do pretty much everything wrong. I mean he fucked Kevin… on purpose!

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

I'm so proud of Sky for standing up to Kindness like this. It almost brings a tear to my eye.

This is almost as good as when Bibi broke free of Chantal. Come on Sky, you can do it! Put your foot down for once in your life and tell Bonnie to choose you or fuck off.

 

[AssignedEva]

Sky should just leave, go to the gym to get jacked and then find himself a nice gay boy instead of all this nonsense.

...and then write a tell all book about his time at the Tranch.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

...and then write a tell all book about his time at the Tranch.

Or post here…

 

[SCSI]

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Lol this dumb little detail made me laugh -- she specifies that not only is she a Fury, she's a *transmasculine* Fury. In classical Greek mythology, the Furies were a 100% exclusively female class of deities. She's like a special snowflake that splits into smaller snowflakes at each point, a fractal of "look at me!"

 

[AMHOLIO]

I am a retard and I cannot read.

It's ok, I still love you bby.

I'm voting sky gets kicked out.

There's no room for sanity on the tranch and letting sky question Alyssas bullshit opens the door for others to question ALL of their bullshit.

You can't call out a liar when you're lying yourself so I'm sure the other dudes are really uncomfortable with sky just not blindly believing

I think it is more likely that Sky walks out & stays at a hotel or with relatives for a bit. I can totally see him say "fuck it" because he may like the ranch part of the ranch (possibly) but goddamn why would anyone tolerate Bonbon like that? He seems like he'd take matters into his own hands in a passive way. #freesky

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Hey glowniggers trawling KF, maybe keep an eye on these two? I can totally see them pulling an Eric & Dylan.

Nah, that would mean Neck would have to do some effort for once in his life. He's here to pump and dump for a few fucks and slut it up somewhere else away from his kids.

But again, I thought Bonnie would have dumped her weeks ago, so perhaps she really is so thirsty for pussy that she'll keep trying to involve herself with Kindness

I think he genuinely enjoys being enables about his own delusions and complemented super hard about things. He has some narcissistic traits that are attracted to borderline messes like that since they're so agreeable to most things the narc says. I can't tell how hardcore he is, but I can say he must be enjoying the attention.

so this is going to go to two ways in my book

Betting on option 2. If I lose, I'll give you more internet stickers

 

[MetalParakeet]

I'm struggling to decide if I think Alyssa would hurt someone.

I'm not even convinced she would actively hurt herself (passively, she already is. She just doesn't know it.)

I don't think she values anyone else enough to actually feel spurned if Bonnie and the ranch booted her. She'd whine and cry and then her attention would go elsewhere, and it would become yet another dramatized story that she uses to manipulate her next victim


I honestly think she's just too unable to feel enough emotion towards others on more than a superficial level to be an actual danger

 

[AMHOLIO]

I see her as vindictive enough to punish Bonnie and or Sky by bodily harm on herself. "Look, you made me hurt myself, see what you did to me???" She's doing it a bit now.

I am thinking it is less likely to enact violence but for her to steal or take something away. She stole from her job so I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[Chicken Gendies]

I see her as vindictive enough to punish Bonnie and or Sky by bodily harm on herself. "Look, you made me hurt myself, see what you did to me???" She's doing it a bit now.

I was thinking exactly this. She'd probably say it was one of her head mates that did it too as a means to shift any sort of blame away from herself.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I

I was thinking exactly this. She'd probably say it was one of her head mates that did it too as a means to shift any sort of blame away from herself.

I think even then, she'd say she hurt herself but wouldn't really.

Or she'd do something low key like smack her legs a few times, and then blow the incident up on Twitter as if she took a hammer to herself.

 

[Xanax and Wine]

It would be very funny if the Tranch had to do 24/7 patrol shifts again, not because Earl is back but because Bonbons psycho girlfriend might come to shank Sky.

 

[Ihascat]

Please, please, PLEASE, let Kindness be the Yoko of the Tranch!