DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Hogan of the South]

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Dr.Phil
View attachment 2571428LWhy would you need to get through the front gate to troll Phil? He panics when a car even drives down his street.

Not that I'm suggesting anyone does this, but it would be hilarious if someone just kept driving noisily around the block while he was streaming.

Now I would argue that would be some mighty fine trolling. Loud noises or even just revving up a leaf blower would drive him insane. Just some door bell ditching would be enough for him to sperg out. The man child can’t handle any off scheduled activities. Burger King is still the top troll at the moment though so I’m assuming door dash will fail him next.

 

[Brother Wind]

I always feel the hardcore fucking with him is just giving Phil what he wants. The man acts like telling him his wife get blacked in a superchat is the same as him getting swatted. Like he is that fat idiot at school who you can bully. But he just immediately runs to the principal. So its just better to watch him in class be a fucking moron as he tries to tell the teacher that Spain is in the UK. And then you laugh and mock him. Because then no one will help him. Even the teacher will just shake his head and tell him to shut up. As everyone laughs.

In short, Phil is willing to hang himself fucking daily. In fact, he does it if he doesn't receive enough tribute. You get better laughs when you just leave him alone.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Yesterdays chargebacks did happen, he read out emails and named the guy who did it. It's the vague chargebacks of the past that either didn't happen or were exaggerated massively because he didn't give out details on them.

I kindof hope Phil wins, just to teach that dipshit a lesson about giving him money.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Disclaimer- I think the whole story was a LARP. But, remember when big bucks OiC went on his trip to Hawaii? He was telling chat that he was staying with a friend and his wife on some army base. If the story is to be believed, sleeping on your buddy's couch in Hawaii while he sleeps with his wife is the ultimate ForeverAlone.jpg.

That's interesting considering nearly every US military base has its own hotel, and theyre not expensive. When I was in, I reserved a room for my Dad when he came to visit.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

lol his 'gated' community had the code posted on some website for months and the fence is a few feet high. It's a gated community in name only.

Wrong. If you step 1 foot onto Phil's complex property, you are trespassing and going to JAIL!

 

[LolCowCentral]

I've said this plenty of times. Phil is more 'deserving' of the Wings treatment than Wings, but he is protected by 2 things.

1. This forum is not designed for this shit. Thats what private conversations or discords are for
2. There is a certain level of protection Phil has that no other cow has

The former is protection for the forum and perfectly reasonable. Its a liability issue. The latter is extremely unusual and an unspoken community thing.

I would personally love to see Phil get the Wings treatment. He has enough negative karma thats for sure. But he has insulated himself so much from it. Harassing him in game is near impossible since he picks handholding single player games more than Rainbow 6. WoW was fantastic, but CoD, Battlefield and PUBG was a bit harder/not really harassment. Real life fucking with him? no answer on that one. Frank Hassle claimed he would strap a camera to his head and follow him on his day off but...nothing. You could easily do it yourself yelling "ITS THE GUY", he has the most autistic schedule known to man and confirmed by his bank leaks. You can give him the Perry Treatment with a fucking megaphone mid stream but nope, no one does it.

tl;dr if youre going to fuck with Phil, you cant do it here. But it is weird he gets nothing in the way of trolling.

My theory is THUS (I hate when DSP says thus instead of this)

I've seen alotuhpeeple on here PowerLevel themselves and admit their age. Most in their 30s-50s....many with their own shit going on in their lives.

Wings trolls for a long time were teens-late 20s.

When you're in your teens you do a lot more fucked up shit. Once you get older you realize it's okay to point and laugh but to take it further by physically doing something is just immature and fucked up (and sometimes the consequences aren't worth it anymore). I'm not saying we are all machoor adults here but when is the last time you egged a house or hung out a window and bashed a mailbox with a baseball bat or fake ordered a pizza to a neighbor? You'd do that as a kid but as a grown man you would say it's not worth the effort or the punishment if caught.

Im just saying wings got hit hard by the young tolls early because of call of duty and a lot of internet exposure.

DSP gradually became shittier and shittier over the years as people were growing up themselves.

But that's just a theory....a troll theory (said in an announcer type voice)

 

[MAWBD]

Not sure if this was posted before. From TheKingOfGout forums:

 

[Iron Hamster]

"How was my day? I would argue that today was a pretty good day"

When did this "I would argue" shit start? (He literally just said it again as I'm typing this)

It's the only true thing he's ever said. No matter what the topic someone else brings up, he's going to argue just to be contrarian. It's how he makes himself feel special.

Long time lurker, on Phil preaching to take the vaccine, yeh it's pretty hypocritical of a fat alcoholic giving medical advice, but surely you guys aren't anti vac retards

No one has to be anti vax to call a liar out on his lies.

 

[HorseSense]

The former is protection for the forum and perfectly reasonable. Its a liability issue. The latter is extremely unusual and an unspoken community thing.

I don't see it as unusual at all. DSP is a pre-made lolcow:

• Click on the ads
• The camera's still on?
• 4th place is 1st place
• Panda panic attack
• 14 credit cards
• Isaac Himmler

The cake simply doesn't need more frosting.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I've said this plenty of times. Phil is more 'deserving' of the Wings treatment than Wings, but he is protected by 2 things.

1. This forum is not designed for this shit. Thats what private conversations or discords are for
2. There is a certain level of protection Phil has that no other cow has

The former is protection for the forum and perfectly reasonable. Its a liability issue. The latter is extremely unusual and an unspoken community thing.

I would personally love to see Phil get the Wings treatment. He has enough negative karma thats for sure. But he has insulated himself so much from it. Harassing him in game is near impossible since he picks handholding single player games more than Rainbow 6. WoW was fantastic, but CoD, Battlefield and PUBG was a bit harder/not really harassment. Real life fucking with him? no answer on that one. Frank Hassle claimed he would strap a camera to his head and follow him on his day off but...nothing. You could easily do it yourself yelling "ITS THE GUY", he has the most autistic schedule known to man and confirmed by his bank leaks. You can give him the Perry Treatment with a fucking megaphone mid stream but nope, no one does it.

tl;dr if youre going to fuck with Phil, you cant do it here. But it is weird he gets nothing in the way of trolling.

DSP profits off being a victim. Why make him a bigger one?

 

[PyroAlert]

Phil is really concerned about the upcoming winter in Seattle. He may get snowed in which will prevent him from spending $200 at Fred Meyer and his door dash deliveries may not get to him.
Also, Khet still has not lost her “winter plumage” from the previous winter. The fat is beginning to deposit itself on the back of her neck and head.

 

[Lester Jones]

What if Phil were Phillipa?

Check it out: https://replicate.ai/orpatashnik/styleclip

 

[Kosher Dill]

Also, Khet still has not lost her “winter plumage” from the previous winter.

Did he really say this?

 

[Sup3r]

Not sure if this was posted before. From TheKingOfGout forums:

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How has this fucker not learned to stop questioning Phillip Pigler? Why would a moderator allow this? Didn't they hear Phil Jong Il not want anyone to talk about it anymore?

If there's anyone who knows how this will end, it should be moron here. When line came up Phil put him in his place. He did the same on twitter.

 

[Don't you lecture me]

What if Phil were Phillipa?
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Check it out: https://replicate.ai/orpatashnik/styleclip

He's just a polish Chantal.

 

[Hel]

Not sure if this was posted before. From TheKingOfGout forums:

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since when did he become reasonable? i mean for pignosis standards

didnt he also speak up """"against"""" the pigroach when the WWE champions thing came out?


only barely related but what are the chances

 

[Sup3r]

since when did he become reasonable? i mean for pignosis standards

didnt he also speak up """"against"""" the pigroach when the WWE champions thing came out?


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He first spoke out when the line account was discovered,the questioned Phil about it. Yet despite Phil goutler's attempt to put his foot down mora stayed on the forums. Even after getting into an autistic slapfight with the tumblemod over mora not just accepting what he's told and and being swung at by Phil on twitter, he has still stuck around.

Must be a masochist.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

I always feel the hardcore fucking with him is just giving Phil what he wants. The man acts like telling him his wife get blacked in a superchat is the same as him getting swatted. Like he is that fat idiot at school who you can bully. But he just immediately runs to the principal. So its just better to watch him in class be a fucking moron as he tries to tell the teacher that Spain is in the UK. And then you laugh and mock him. Because then no one will help him. Even the teacher will just shake his head and tell him to shut up. As everyone laughs.

In short, Phil is willing to hang himself fucking daily. In fact, he does it if he doesn't receive enough tribute. You get better laughs when you just leave him alone.

Whales will whale so he won’t go high and dry. Fucking with him would liven things up a bit in the interim.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

How has this fucker not learned to stop questioning Phillip Pigler? Why would a moderator allow this? Didn't they hear Phil Jong Il not want anyone to talk about it anymore?

If there's anyone who knows how this will end, it should be moron here. When line came up Phil put him in his place. He did the same on twitter.

It's already ended. Phil calls Mora a morahn on stream now. This is what happens when you stray from the cult of Philip. The autist needs to keep breaking everything down, though.

 

[Pargon]

It's already ended. Phil calls Mora a morahn on stream now. This is what happens when you stray from the cult of Philip. The autist needs to keep breaking everything down, though.

Yeah, Phil wrote Mora off months ago when they called Phil out on WWE Champs. All he needs to do to discredit a fan to his audience is to namedrop them in a negative light during a begment. Job done. Mora continues to scream into the void doing their best Only Sane Person impression with no one on either side giving a shit.